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icgrad87

Quote from: BobbyBoucher on February 09, 2006, 03:12:33 PM
Garnet,

If your ever looking for new material, go to this site...

http://www.belladasemana.com/?S5OnoTS/zfIjbidjBAWa#

Heres a sampling

Bobby...good find!!

Christmas is only 10+ months away but here's something to hold you over till then


Kilted Rat

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

'gro

looks like she has an angry monkey trapped in her shorts.

JT

Quote from: bman on February 09, 2006, 03:19:17 PM
Bman has been away on business, and had to catch up to 30 pages of material....bad news that Bman must go away next week too...

Perhaps the LLPP mgmt can select an admin to post a 5 page recap.  That way for the few that miss a few days can catch up....!

PS Gro...Bman had been married for 7 years ...and NEVER had a couples picture on the fridge....

Not really related but JT's gal asked if she could put pic of her and another hot friend hugging on the fridge.  JT said sure.  JT looks at photo and wonders what if...  and has thought aloud... if there is a God some day it will happen.  JT wants to be the cream in that Oreo.

bman

JT

Bman feels that is entirely appropriate and even recommended!  Mrs Bman tried putting cutesy stuff on the fridge, but it kept dissappearing.  After maintaining the ruse for a year...finally admitted that he was removing said items...Bman took the offensive on that matter and mentioned that she had enough cutesy crap around, and he was drawing the line...Bman won the battle, but has definitely lost the war...

Regulator

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 09, 2006, 03:42:02 PM
Quote from: bman on February 09, 2006, 03:19:17 PM
PS Gro...Bman had been married for 7 years ...and NEVER had a couples picture on the fridge....

don't know what to say bman, some girls like to mark their territory. word of advice, don't go to regulators house... he's got pics of him and the wife so cute it would make a teletubby barf.

Gro,

Reg can't believe you are going to go there....for a few reasons.
#1 reg may have between 4-6 pictures posted strategically around his house...
#2 If you spend $5K for someone to make you pose in an awkward situation and then tells you to "hold it there"...you are allowed to at least put up one or two of them
#3 Reg is rediculously good looking
#4 She lives here
#5 if you receive any envelops from my house that say "hater reunion 2k6", please mark "return to sender" and immediately put it back in the mail

Kilted Rat

JT,

Mrs KR has several pictures of her and her roommates from college around the apt, in various forms of swimwear and evening wear and bar wear etc. KR feels that so long as these pictures do not include any friendosauruses (friendosauri??) that said pictures can be displayed.

Apparently pictures of KR with his 13 pt buck and/or the antlers from said deer cannot be prominently displayed in the living room, bedroom, or kitchen. KR feels predujiced against, but feels that maintaining bi/tri-weekly wedded bliss is more important than having Whitetail antlers above the bed.

The line was drawn when a 6th bowl of potpourri was placed out in the living room, damn apartment was starting to smell like a feminine hygiene commercial!


Speaking of feminine hygiene, KR was watching TV last night and was interested to learn that menstrual pads are worn on the hand and that menstrual flow is blue. KR wonders when in medical school they planned on informing him of this!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

'gro

my bad reg... Gro will make it up to you at hater reunion 2k6, which will be in Chattanooga. I've already thrown up at your house (and your boat) and LD's house.

Knightstalker

Knightstalker does not have to worry about cutsie crap on the fridge.  Knightstalker has a four year old so the fridge is covered with magnets and art.  If Mrs. Stalker puts cute pics on fridge, KS takes them and then blames the stalkerette.  Little kids are as good as dogs when it comes to passing the blame.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

icgrad87

icgrad does not have to worry either..recently purchased stainless steel fridge and even mrs grad said nothing on the front...but its a pain to keep it clean...damn fingerprints!

Touchdown Tommy

TDT's fridge has 4 things on it.

1-A pic of my english bulldog, Betty.
2-A pic of an alligator swimming behind my condo.
3-A calendar so the days don't run together.
4-Twins Spring Training schedule so TDT can properly prepare for the beatdown we will give the Red Sox on 3-2-06

Almost time to put out an All Points Bulletin for Holladawg...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

'gro

Where is HOLLADAWG??
Where is RED TACKLE??

The search party has been formed...



union89

Quote from: knightstalker on February 09, 2006, 04:26:47 PM
Knightstalker does not have to worry about cutsie crap on the fridge.  Knightstalker has a four year old so the fridge is covered with magnets and art.  If Mrs. Stalker puts cute pics on fridge, KS takes them and then blames the stalkerette.  Little kids are as good as dogs when it comes to passing the blame.

KS ~
Similar "blame game" story from one of U89's high school buddies (HSB).  HSB, Mrs. HSB  and 2 & 4 year old HSB's kids go to church every Sunday.  Like the rest of us, HSB gets bored as hell at chuch.....he then creepily pinches the 2 year old until she cries.....you know the rest...HSB waits in the car, "tuning out" with daughter until mass ends.

U89 thinks HSB is going straight to Hell!!!!!

union89

Reason #3,687 why Sirius is better than XM....Oprah Winfrey just signed a 3 year contract with XM

Reason #3,689.....did anyone hear Jenna Jameson riding the "Saddle" on Howard last week!!!!!!!!!!!

Kilted Rat

Video highlights of the Lingerie Bowl including a great CT and a little nipple slippage! :o
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.