FB: Liberty League

['gro]

KR nice call on blanka... Gro was quite the SFII player back in the day on the super nintendo.

Program Review: Parental Control
Thanks for the heads up call reg. This show is great. The episode I caught featured a 24 y/o artsy fartsy dood (who looked like Britney Spear's husband) dating a 18 year old blonde. 1st question who lets their 18 year old daughter date a 24 y/o broke hippy? No wonder the parents wanted her to meet someone else. As the Dad described it "when I was 24 I was humping everything... <looks over at wife, who looks like a deer in headlights> uh.... nevermind"

I won't get into details, see it for yourself. it's entertaining.

['gro]

FYI - Married Members of LLPP, Inc.

The text relevant ad up top says:

Extra Marital Affairs
Married but need more attention? Find secret encounters here. Free!

Pat, does Mrs. PC know what kind of site you're running?

[Regulator]

RE: Vday

So Mr & Mrs. Reg went out to Ruth's Chris steakhouse last night (Hey I had like 3 gift cards from there)
Had a wonderful dinner featuring a phat filet and shrimp.  Anywhoo, fast forward a half hour later when we are feeding each other chocolate explosion cake.....the bill arrives....$145....without tip....and we didnt even order a bottle of wine!

I remember when that used to be my entire semesters worth of booty slappin funds.

So alot of you have heard about a said "Glow Salon"...well anyways, this is the wonderful surprise that REg woke up to this morning.
02/13/2006                 GLOW SALON DAY S           -$208.95
Are they using platinum scissors to  cut your hair?  Reg could get a MINIMUM of 40 weeks worth of fades for that....and the dawg could get the hookup for 2 years!!!

['gro]

wow $145 w/ no alchy-haul? that's bananas. For that kind of money the waitress should be hand feeding you (hmmmmm, this could be an interesting business idea).

[JT]

Flava of Love was fan-frickin'-tastic this week.....Hoopz bitchslapped Bridgitte Nielson and refused to take any shiznit....F' that big Swedish cow!!!

Finally Hottie gets the door....see ya, load!!!

Hottie should been gone after her raw fried chicken mess she made. New York's gotta go next.  She's Fatal Attraction scary.

[JT]

One thing bobby doesn't understand is extra marital affairs (Different from out of town one nighter).  Bobby doesn't need to get nagged at by a second female, Ms. Boucher provides plenty of lip service for bobby.  

A wise man named LD11 once told me that "all girls are sneaky and psycho"... and it's true. That being said, it's definetly better to stick to one at a time.

never forget LD's words... AGASAP

JT concurs.  JT used to have a lot of extra cash.  Now JT has a lot less cash with one woman in tow.  Another chick would probably break JT. 

One thing JT can't figure out is the trash.  JT's gal moved in a few years ago and the weekly trash tripled or quadrupled.  The TP also vanishes at an alarming rate.

[icgrad87]

Flava of Love was fan-frickin'-tastic this week.....Hoopz bitchslapped Bridgitte Nielson and refused to take any shiznit....F' that big Swedish cow!!!

Finally Hottie gets the door....see ya, load!!!

Hottie should been gone after her raw fried chicken mess she made. New York's gotta go next.  She's Fatal Attraction scary.

Even after she got kicked out of the house she was still like "Flavor's still gonna be calling me back up & wanting me" & Flav just threw her a$$ out , he was like you just gotta go and pointed to the door.   Best part was when Flav was (supposedly) watching tv and Blind Date was on with Hottie and he called in the other girls to show what a golddigger she was and they all started laughing at her.   FLAVA FLAV!!!

[JT]

RE: Vday

So Mr & Mrs. Reg went out to Ruth's Chris steakhouse last night (Hey I had like 3 gift cards from there)
Had a wonderful dinner featuring a phat filet and shrimp.  Anywhoo, fast forward a half hour later when we are feeding each other chocolate explosion cake.....the bill arrives....$145....without tip....and we didnt even order a bottle of wine!

I remember when that used to be my entire semesters worth of booty slappin funds.

So alot of you have heard about a said "Glow Salon"...well anyways, this is the wonderful surprise that REg woke up to this morning.
02/13/2006                 GLOW SALON DAY S           -$208.95
Are they using platinum scissors to  cut your hair?  Reg could get a MINIMUM of 40 weeks worth of fades for that....and the dawg could get the hookup for 2 years!!!

JT's currently at $430 for Vday (Michael Buble' tickets, flowers, and Jaques Torres chocolates) and he hasn't even paid for dinner tonight.  The full damage will be reported tommorrow.

['gro]

JT, reg, you guys are veterans. They (the people at Hallmark) should think about moving vday to march or april... it's so soon after christmas most guys wallets haven't healed yet.

the worst is dating a girl whose birthday is anywhere in Dec, Jan, or Feb... that is like a (pre prison) Mike Tyson combo to the head and body. And don't even THINK of combining gifts... i.e. "Oh honey this is your birthday and christmas gift all in one!!"

[JT]

JT's Bday is in June, gal usually drops a couple of K on a week long vacation.  It works out in the end. 

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker and the missus don't go overboard for VD.  Knightstalker sends flowers to work because it pisses of all the old bitter hens that Mrs. Stalker works with.

KS gets hammered from the end of October on.  End of October is the anniversary, November 9, Mrs. Stalkers Bday, December 14 Stalkerettes bday, Christmas, VD.

And last night Mrs. Stalker asks the yearly question; "How come the credit card balance is so high right now?"

One thing JT can't figure out is the trash.  JT's gal moved in a few years ago and the weekly trash tripled or quadrupled.  The TP also vanishes at an alarming rate.

JT, add a four year old daughter to the mix.  Knightstalker watches the TP fly off the roll before his eyes.

[Knightstalker]

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SI Swimsuit

['gro]

KS thanks for the update... that makes today a dual holiday in LLPP-ville. Now for everyone entertainment an excerpt from a classic email forward.

RAP TRANSLATION

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money
Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan'
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

[JT]

Jeez the NWC and in particularly the Linfield fans are a weird bunch.  JT was over there early to drop some behind the scenes info on the Willamette "Pearl Harbor" article he did in '03.

JT noted how some of the former Willamette players from back then referred to Linfield as Linseed.  JT guesses that was a big putdown in the 40's.  Anyway JT's karma dropped upon the mention of what a few 85+ year old men said.  JT thinks that Linfield fans are way too sensitive.

[union89]

'Gro ~
K to you for the Biggie translation!!!  Union89 is not a big rap fan primarily due to the fact that he does not know what the hell is going on.  You have cleared up my confusion and renewed my faith in the rap music genre!!