FB: Liberty League

[finsleft]

Knightstalker watches the TP fly off the roll before his eyes.

That's one of the mysteries of modern humanity. Why, after dropping 2 mililiters of liquid must the female make a TP version of an Everlast boxing glove to wipe the dew off the lily, then use 15 gallons of water to flush it all down?

['gro]

That's one of the mysteries of modern humanity. Why, after dropping 2 mililiters of liquid must the female make a TP version of an Everlast boxing glove to wipe the dew off the lily, then use 15 gallons of water to flush it all down?

Gro spit all over his monitor due to this post... everlast glove, dew off the lilly... classic!!

[union89]

That's one of the mysteries of modern humanity. Why, after dropping 2 mililiters of liquid must the female make a TP version of an Everlast boxing glove to wipe the dew off the lily, then use 15 gallons of water to flush it all down?

Gro spit all over his monitor due to this post... everlast glove, dew off the lilly... classic!!

Whats wrong with all that...when U89 is done taking a whizz, he dries off the clown (AKA, Biggie/Smalls) as well!!!

[union89]

Any Bostonians see the cover of the latest, "Improper Bostonian"??  Two thinks struck U89....

1)  U89 is not listed as one of Boston's 20 most eligible bachelors/bachelorettes.

2)  Hazel Mae from NESN (who is SMOKIN' hot) looks like a crazy, transvestite hooker on the cover!!

['gro]

NESN Reporter Hazel Mae's upset reaction when asked to "suck the chrome off the microphone like a trailer hitch". 2.4 seconds later the chrome was gone.

[Touchdown Tommy]

ha Gro, TDT wasn't familiar with Hazel as he doesnt get NESN in South Fla (except for the MLB Extra Innings package) so he did a google search.  She is deese.  Can U89 tell me what nationality she is?

[Knightstalker]

Judging from the picture Knightstalker would say either filipino or polynesian.

['gro]

LLPP, INC. MASCOT OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED. [/b]

Dodging questions about the alleged abduction of Holladawg by the Friendosaurs Nation... Enginegro was please to introduce the new mascot for LLPP, Inc. to the public. His name is Keggy and he was rescued from an animal shelter in Fort Wayne, IN.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Gro don't you think it is about time to send LLPP Inc's "green beret" division to rescue Dawg? 

[Regulator]

RE: Vday

JT's currently at $430 for Vday (Michael Buble' tickets, flowers, and Jaques Torres chocolates) and he hasn't even paid for dinner tonight.  The full damage will be reported tommorrow.

Damn JT!!!
Reg has been thinking all day about how he could possible spend that much on a day that means SO LITTLE...
I mean think about it....did Hallmark and a few restaurants get together a while back and say..."Hey how do we get every couple in america to blow crazy amounts of money during the slow season between new years and summer?.....I've got it!!!  VDAY!!!!

[union89]

ha Gro, TDT wasn't familiar with Hazel as he doesnt get NESN in South Fla (except for the MLB Extra Innings package) so he did a google search. She is deese. Can U89 tell me what nationality she is?

TDT ~
According to the article, Mae was, "born in the Philippines and raised in Toronto."

More from the article, "Limited talent in the kitchen means she eats out often, with a special preference for sushi".....there is a joke there, but U89 ain't goin' there!!

Finally, Mae, "kicks ass in Scrabble, enjoys foreign travel and - lucky for all you regular blokes - says she'd never date a professional athlete."  Hmmmm, U89 leaves on Thursday for 10 days in India.....any interest Hazel??

[icgrad87]

NESN Reporter Hazel Mae's upset reaction when asked to "suck the chrome off the microphone like a trailer hitch". 2.4 seconds later the chrome was gone.

Found a pic of her where the podium doesn't block her assets...

[union89]

icgrad ~
That pic looks alot like Johnny Damon's wife...

[icgrad87]

icgrad ~
That pic looks alot like Johnny Damon's wife...

NESN Reporter Hazel Mae's upset reaction when asked to "suck the chrome off the microphone like a trailer hitch". 2.4 seconds later the chrome was gone.

Found a pic of her where the podium doesn't block her assets...

Sorry bout that..Grad had googled for some more pics of Hazel and Damons wife had come up in one of the images...

[dewcrew88]

Hazel Mae:


Johnny Damon's wife: