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[dewcrew88]

hi-larious story but who is Bill C in the look of death reference
Bill Cosby?
Bill Clinton
Billy Corgan?

[union89]

U89-

Reg is pretty sure he can lurk when he wants to. Se the thing is, I read these posts over and over and quite often as crazy as it sounds, I laugh out loud. The more I read them, the more I laugh.

Plus, I haven't had to give any smite warnings as of late....but if you put me on the radar again you're going to get a round trip ticket to "Smite City" courtesy of yours truly!!!!

Reg ~
Board was dead...U89 was trying to stir up some shiznit...

U89 will be boarding a plane to India in a couple of hours for an "Introduction to Convenience Store Operation" seminar....this should serve as notice that U89 will be MIA for the next 2 weeks.  While in India, U89 promises to leave no stone unturned in the LLPP, Inc. unending seach for one of our most prominent members.....the illustrious HollaDawg.

For the past week, U89 has also been practicing his aim at taking a crap into an open hole in the floor.....

[Knightstalker]

Remember to bring Immodium, Pepto and if those don't work, corks.

[union89]

Thanks KS.....when U89 got his immunization shots, the fine Dr. gave him a perscription for some crazy industrial strength medicine to prevent the runzzzzzzz.

U89 is praying that his aim is true and he comes home with clean shoes!!!!!

['gro]

U89,

good luck, watch out for your cornhole, and don't bring back any of those Indian engineers/IT techs that work for $20,000/yr. They would put this brother out of work!

[icgrad87]

U89,

good luck, watch out for your cornhole, and don't bring back any of those Indian engineers/IT techs that work for $20,000/yr. They would put this brother out of work!

Same here..they've all ready farmed out the help desk here....

Maybe you'll run into her while you are there...

[union89]

icgrad & 'Gro ~
U89 will tell all the engineers there that he is on a rescue mission for HollaDawg....U89 will tell them that HD was an engineer in the States and that he was suddenly kidnapped and never heard from again....your jobs should be safe.

[JT]

Hmmm drinking stories.  JT has a few of those, but one in particular comes to mind:

JT and buddies from HS used to head into NYC when the drinking age was still 19.  JT's not sure if we were 18 or actually 19.  They used to have a few of these pay one price drink and eat all night places.  Couple of dance floors etc. etc.

The four of us drive in a rusted out old Datsun that one buddy owned.  JT plays it pretty cool... probably a little over the BAC limit but not bad.  The others are hammered, ruining JT game with a hot little blond.  JT gets the blond's digits and rounds up the crew for the car trip home.

JT is driving over the GWB when one friend starts moaning that he doesn't feel well.  He says he needs air.  JT rolls down the window.  Not enough air friend says.  "How about you drive really slow and I lie on the hood of the car," says sick friend.

JT looks at the other two and goes sure why not.  We were almost home and JT could take the back roads.  So here is this 6'4" 235 lb man/child spralled out on the hood with JT doing about 5 mph.

Almost home when JT spies a town cop car.  JT swears he could telepathically hear the cop say WTF as the cop did a quick U-Turn.  Thank god for sports!!!  Cops turns out to be one of JT's pop warner coaches.

JT tries playing it cool.

Cop: So what are you doing Wilson [he always used last names]

JT: Driving home.

Cop: From where?

JT: NYC

Cop:  Did you do any drinking?

JT:  Some.  I'm OK but my friends are wasted.

Cop:  Ok I'll bite, what the hell is he doing on the hood [pointing to drunk friend]

JT: Getting some air [spoken like there wasn't anything strange about it]

Cop: Get him the F back in the car, get home now.  You have 20 minutes.  If I see you guys still driving, I'll haul your sorry asses in to sleep it off.  Then I'll call your parents.

JT and friends drag sick friend into the car.  Sick friend promptly rolls up the window then spews all over closed window and door.  So there's JT with a hose spraying off a door at 3 am.  At least JT was able to make time with the blond over the Summer.

JT realizes that sometimes it is better to be lucky then smart.

[JT]

U89,

good luck, watch out for your cornhole, and don't bring back any of those Indian engineers/IT techs that work for $20,000/yr. They would put this brother out of work!

Same here..they've all ready farmed out the help desk here....

Maybe you'll run into her while you are there...

Already happened to JT in 2001. 

Went from keynote speaker and great hourly rate to fighting for nickles and dimes.  JT still gets phone calls.  Maybe some companies are realizing that it is cheaper to pay once to do it the right way, then to farm it out overseas and get it wrong.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker has been dealing with that.  Most of the IT department has been offshored to India.  The call center has been outsourced to Vancouver.  Nothing like trying to explain something to a stoned Canadian.

The programmers and developers in India are all on a ten to twelve hour difference from us.  Everyone here is swamped because half of the it issues that come up need to be resolved immediately.  You would think a company would pay the extra 1/4 of one cent shift differential they probably pay over there to have them on real time with headquarters.

[finsleft]

Knightstalker has been dealing with that.  Most of the IT department has been offshored to India.  The call center has been outsourced to Vancouver.  Nothing like trying to explain something to a stoned Canadian.
The programmers and developers in India are all on a ten to twelve hour difference from us.  Everyone here is swamped because half of the it issues that come up need to be resolved immediately.  You would think a company would pay the extra 1/4 of one cent shift differential they probably pay over there to have them on real time with headquarters.

You'll love this one KS...

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The  telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems on Windows XP.
No doubt you have spoken to him.           

[Knightstalker]

Ok, joke time.

A family goes to the nude beach with their five year old son.  As they are laying in the sand the little boy notices a fine looking young honey walking by.  The little boy says to his momma, her thingys on her chest are bigger than yours, what does that mean?  The mother said, oh the bigger they are the dumber the girl is.  The little kid thought about it and nodded.  A little later he notices a man walking by with a unit that would have made John Holmes feel inadequate.  He said, mommy, why is that mans wee-wee so big?  She said the bigger they are the dumber they are.  The little kid bought this reason.

A little while later the little boy runs up to his mother and says; I saw daddy talking to the dumb lady and as he was talking he kept getting dumber.

[Knightstalker]

Breaking News
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['gro]

Gro's RANT

Can we combine the winter and summer olympics, trim down the # of sports, and put them back on the same year? The winter games SUCK. There's hardly ever a competitive sports story to make people watch... so the networks have to come up with silly crap like some skier has a club foot or is blind in one eye and "look how far he/she has come!" oh frickin great let me clear my calendar for the next week and a half so I can watch biathalon.

[Grutte Dirk]

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