FB: Liberty League

[Lyco80]

Awesome jokes to all posters!

That Husband is going to fall off that roof before she changes her mind - "He'll live" indeed!

I used to be in relationship like that, which reminds me of a joke.

A guy who is a newlywed is complaining to his father-in-law about the lack of sex in the marriage.  "It is none in the morning, none in the evening, none all week-long," he spouts in exasperation.  The father-in-law nods his head, and says, "We better get back to the house, I think mother superior has dinner ready."

Anyway - I excommunicated her and now have a wild child for my bride and ten years later we are still going strong.  Maybe, to paraphrase the Nike commercial, "It's gotta be the shoes!"

Best wishes to all who are not getting loving - and don't take it for granted those of you who are.

ATB

[Lyco80]

13 out of 16 - making me a weirdo - and I thought I was just being perceptive?!!!

Besides the usual difference between the two - the hands, adam's apple (duh), and calves will usually tell you if you have a daughter of Eve or son of Adam as your date.

"Be careful out there among them English, John Book."
(Samuel Lapp) one of the last lines of the movie WITNESS.

ATB

[Knightstalker]

Stalker got 11 out of 16, one man really looked like a lady and one lady really looked like a man.  The others were tossups.

[Senor RedTackle]

RT

This one is for you.

French TV Journalist topless.

NSFW

http://dailyniner.com/melissat1.shtml

RT appreciates this one....

[dewcrew88]

Female/shemale Pop Quiz - SFW

http://www.top-greetings.com/G.py?P=/art/447/&C=EsLmUl4no3TJ6OsWm0A46g

take 2

http://www.top-greetings.com/G.py?P=/art/459/

How does the LLPP Inc faitfull score?

bobby got 75% correct.

I got 10 out of 16 on the first one... I must really stink. These quizzes are like the Maury Povich shows they sometimes have.

On the second one I got 8 out of 16, bleck.

[Regulator]

RE: I'm a reality TV star

Reg had the opportunity to catch up on the DVR last night and caught the show.....what a disappointment!

Talk about losers....are you kidding me?

#1 The asian kid from survivor....dude, buy a shirt that fits you...stop flexing for pictures....and get a real job.  Noone cares that you were in survivor 3 years ago, made a calendar and show up at all these red carpet events, flexing in front of the camera wearing a t-shirt from the baby GAP.  Noone cared about you when you were on survivor and noone cares now.
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#2 Tonya from Real World- Still up to the over dramatic crying, yelling, crying game as she travels from bar to bar making $500 a shot partying with people....You have it so tough...
By the end of the show she states that she is "Never doing another club appearance"...oh really Tonya?....What do you do then?....should people just throw money at you?....or are you going to go on the next gauntlet and make like $5000 if you make it 3 weeks without being eliminated....Nice try.

#3 Jonny Rotten- I don't know what to say about this cat...He is really just a POS...I mean he misses like 7 flights, gets fall over drunk every night, and really doesnt do anything.  I can't hate him because he is such a loser....what will he do once people forget about the show?

[Jonny Utah]

RE: I'm a reality TV star

#2 Tonya from Real World- Still up to the over dramatic crying, yelling, crying game as she travels from bar to bar making $500 a shot partying with people....You have it so tough...
By the end of the show she states that she is "Never doing another club appearance"...oh really Tonya?....What do you do then?....should people just throw money at you?....or are you going to go on the next gauntlet and make like $5000 if you make it 3 weeks without being eliminated....Nice try.

I love how Reg knows the salaries, prize winnings and appearance fees of these reality stars.  +K for that.

['gro]

Gro's DVR is reaching full capacity... it's time to start deleting old episodes of the office and family guy... but which ones? don't make me chose.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Gro just relax buddy.  They will appear on DVD soon.

Re: Boobies

Gro did you find time to play with the funbags?  Or just ogle them over your BLT?

[icgrad87]

GRO/TDT karma gap now at 576 

1 week later GRO/TDT karma gap now at 608....and growing.....

[JT]

One of the two cute gals that cut JT's hair, has a habit of rubbing her boobies against JT nose, back of head, and neck while performing various cutting tasks.  Is this Supercuts version of a happy ending?

[dewcrew88]

Here in beautiful central New York, it is bright sunshine skies and 73 degrees... spring is here.

K for everyone on the past two pages.

EDIT: K for everyone except TDT, who will be smited per LLPP and MIACPP rules.
Garnet also gets 1 supersecret Karma point, to stay at the required level. The Karma gods have been notified.

[Jonny Utah]

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=1aa0f38a-47e7-4f25-99a0-9382b44f1d8c&t=c156&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos

This is goin in the LLPP vault

[Garnet]

K for everyone on the past two pages.

EDIT: K for everyone except TDT, who will be smited per LLPP and MIACPP rules.
Garnet also gets 1 supersecret Karma point, to stay at the required level. The Karma gods have been notified.

You guys don't have to be so secretive with your K for Garnet!

[JT]

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=1aa0f38a-47e7-4f25-99a0-9382b44f1d8c&t=c156&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos

This is goin in the LLPP vault

That made JT's day.  JT hates Star Jones.  +k for JU