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union89

Quote from: Garnet on April 10, 2006, 09:13:13 PM
Never trust a Union grad?!?

Ouch!

U89 feels your pain Garnet.

Kilted Rat

KR can't help what Grandpa Rat says while intoxicated.

KR apologizes to any Union grads hurt by this comment, +k to ease the pain for Garnet and U89... any other Union grads?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

johnnyadmit

Quote from: Union89 on April 10, 2006, 07:47:03 PM
Even back in the Middle Ages when U89 & Garnet were at Union, part of almost every fraternity houses recruiting process involved the dinner with strippers.  One of U89's best friends at 'the College with the Best Football Program in the Liberty League" (CBFPLL)(AKA the Union Dutchmen), ate a cherry from one of the strippers private areas.  Many fine young men almost vomitted from that visual.

I doubt that we Johnnies would vomit from that type of visual (Duff, back me up on this one)...  Vomiting from the sight of privates on hot females makes Admit suspicious of TDTesque orientation....  Never met one, but Admit wonders if this is typical of Union grads??
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

johnnyadmit

http://cfprod01.imt.uwm.edu/Dept/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_120.html   

Hosey??  High Hosey??   Don't think admit wants to know what goes on when you MA boys ride in the car with buddies....
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Regulator

RE: Taxes

Do you think that HollaDawg is an accountant?
I mean....maybe he is so swamped with work these last few months, that he can't take time out to visit us?

Something to ponder,
4you

icgrad87

Only 6 mores posts to 12,000!! [/size]

Knightstalker


"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

'gro

these fast food joints need to speed up the process on the inside, not at the squawk box.  When are they going to install airport style self service kiosks?

LLPP Survey
Is anyone else like Gro and hardly ever has cash on them? I used Dabutt card to pay for a pack of gum the other day.

Knightstalker

KS is almost as bad as Gro, but KS always keeps between 15 and 20 in cash in the wallet for emergencies but uses debit card for almost everything.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

johnnyadmit

Quote from: enginegro on April 11, 2006, 10:48:07 AM
these fast food joints need to speed up the process on the inside, not at the squawk box.  When are they going to install airport style self service kiosks?

LLPP Survey
Is anyone else like Gro and hardly ever has cash on them? I used Dabutt card to pay for a pack of gum the other day.

Admit is in the same boat-rarely more than 5-10 bones.   Admit misses the days of barkeeping where the credit cards were empty and the wallet barely folded in half.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Kilted Rat

KR had the opposite problem.

KR tried to pay cash for groceries (in the normal non-limited item lanes nonetheless) and the checkout girl (CG) looked at KR like KR was attempting to pay for groceries using Campbell's soup labels.

Total was $26.73 or sumthin like that and KR gives CG a $20 and a $10. CG reluctantly pushes the amount into the register and the amount of change pops up ($3.27 for any WIACers lurking). CG first grabs a 5-spot and some ones... then realizes that is wrong... counts out 3 $1's sets them aside and starts for the quarters, pulls a few out, decides the math is too complex, and gets 2 dimes. CG then starts for the nickel side, stops then gets 7 pennies instead.

Probably would have been quicker to run home, grab the card and pay that way.

Anyone else remember like 10 yrs ago when they predicted that eventually cash would be non-existent and all our money would be tracked on cards? Anyone else remember laughing thinking it was ridiculous?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Knightstalker

Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 11, 2006, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: enginegro on April 11, 2006, 10:48:07 AM
these fast food joints need to speed up the process on the inside, not at the squawk box.  When are they going to install airport style self service kiosks?

LLPP Survey
Is anyone else like Gro and hardly ever has cash on them? I used Dabutt card to pay for a pack of gum the other day.

Admit is in the same boat-rarely more than 5-10 bones.   Admit misses the days of barkeeping where the credit cards were empty and the wallet barely folded in half.

KS is with Admit there, unreported cash is always good.  KS used to get the bartender/bouncer money.  KS was the utilityman at the biker go-go bar he used to work at.  The bartenders and waitresses used to give the bouncers an even split on the tips, Dancers always tipped the bouncers well when they left.  Good job while it lasted.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Knightstalker

KR, KS worked in a coffee shop in college for a while.  One day the staff dumbass dumped a full latte on the register.  The register fried and there was no spare on site.  We had to do it the old fashioned way with pen and paper and hand write receipts.  KS and another guy ended up having to handle all the transactions because nobody else could figure out how to make change.  How hard is figuring out the change for something costing 2.77 out of a five, three pennies, 78, 79, 80, two dimes 90, three dollars.  Two singles, four dollars, five dollars, thank you sir have a nice day.  KS gets scared when people can't add a simple column of whole numbers without a calculator.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

dewcrew88

Quote from: johnnyadmit on April 11, 2006, 09:06:14 AM
http://cfprod01.imt.uwm.edu/Dept/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/q_120.html   

Hosey??  High Hosey??   Don't think admit wants to know what goes on when you MA boys ride in the car with buddies....


Here's another thing from that survey... makes sense because all people from Rochester and Buffalo call a soft drink "pop", and the rest of NYS calls it "soda", which is represented on the map.

Touchdown Tommy

Yes "Pop" is also a MN term we used to use.  Drop that on the folks here in South Fla and they look at ya like "WTF".

Admit: The lack of cash prolly has more to do with your current occupation. :o

Jonny, U89, and LD11: Are you fellas playin' a little hooky today around oh say 2:05 EST?  Can LLPP get a report on what the scalpers are getting for tix today?  TDT is always curious what the market is bearing.
Chasing MILFs since '82...