FB: Liberty League

[dewcrew88]

Quick Story:

Yesterday I golf 12 holes and then head to applebees for a burger and another brew with the guys.  During golf I had about 4 tall budlight cans.  I go right from the course to Applebees to eat and go into the bathroom to wash my hands.  Now at this point, Im not buzzed or drunk by anymeans but Im a little tired from the golf/beers.  Now after about 3-4 more draft beers or so I have to go to the bathroom so I go back again and when I walk in I noticed that the sinks are in a totally different location than the last time.  Well, to make a long story short, I used the girls bathroom the first time to wash my hands.  Pretty boring story I guess, let me know if I should delete it.

Only if there were any females in the girls bathroom at the time... 

[Jonny Utah]

Quick Story:

Yesterday I golf 12 holes and then head to applebees for a burger and another brew with the guys.  During golf I had about 4 tall budlight cans.  I go right from the course to Applebees to eat and go into the bathroom to wash my hands.  Now at this point, Im not buzzed or drunk by anymeans but Im a little tired from the golf/beers.  Now after about 3-4 more draft beers or so I have to go to the bathroom so I go back again and when I walk in I noticed that the sinks are in a totally different location than the last time.  Well, to make a long story short, I used the girls bathroom the first time to wash my hands.  Pretty boring story I guess, let me know if I should delete it.

Only if there were any females in the girls bathroom at the time... 

The sad thing is.....I think there were and I didnt even notice.

[Lyco80]

JU,

If there were females in the head (Navy talk for restroom) and you didn't notice - perhaps it is time to consider that twelve step program you have been avoiding.

ATB

[Pat Coleman]

Was wondering if someone would suggest that.

[johnnyadmit]

How bout them Twins??

[Garnet]

Garnet made his frst trip to the ER in 16 years. 

Yesterday around 4pm, Garnet was cutting Wonderboard with a grinder. It kicked back on him and it banged him in the leg. Garnet thought nothing of it and kept on working. About a minute later Garnet noticed some blood staining his pants.  He rolled them up and found a gash about 2 inches below his kneecap that was 2 inches long and about an 1/8 of an inch wide.

Garnet went inside and put his Boy Scouting first aid merit badge to use.  He cleaned the wound.  Put a piece of gause on it and wrapped it with 10 year old athletic tape.  When Mrs. Garnet came home about two hours later, he showed her the wound.  Surprisingly she did not freak out.

After picking up dinner, eating and cleaning up, Garnet went to the ER.  He left his house at 8:30pm and was back home by 10:15pm. 

Damage: 5 stitches and a tetanus(sp?) shot.

Garnet knows this would not happen to Regulator!

Garnet bounced back and performed 5 1/2 hours of yard work today.

[lewdogg11]

Game over.  LD11 and Gro are out on a secret double probabtion HollaDawg search!  So far so good.  Lots of beers.  Lots of b00bs.  10-4...

[Regulator]

Yesterday around 4pm, Garnet was cutting Wonderboard with a grinder. It kicked back on him and it banged him in the leg.

Garnet, Had you been using a phillips head screwdriver and hammer in place of the grinder, you would have been safe and sound (just ask U89)

I give you many props for stepping back up to ther plate and getting back to work.

Regs favorite "bandage of choice" is often a paper towel wrapped in duct tape or electrical tape.  Gause and atletic tape is right out of a physicians handbook!


Great job dood, you are not a real mans' man.

LD- Can you please tell grow to shave that beard he is growing?  He is starting to scare me!!!!

[johnnyadmit]

Regs favorite "bandage of choice" is often a paper towel wrapped in duct tape or electrical tape.  Gause and atletic tape is right out of a physicians handbook!

Sounds like Admit's childhood on the farm- papaAdmit didn't believe in bandaids/gauze.  Said shop towels were more absorbant anyhow   (several times mamaAdmit tried to bring Admit in for stitches, but was overruled)  Turns out papaAdmit was right-chicks dig scars.  To this day, Admit prefers shop towels and electrical tape to the wimpy 'sterile' alternatives.

[Touchdown Tommy]

LD: If you and Gro have problems locating the Dawg tonite I suggest you go to the "Gold Club" looking for him or put out an APB asap with the ATLs finest.

Also, did you fellas celebrate Jackie Robinson tonite at the Ted?  TDT will be in the ATL next week on business so a good scouting report will be much appreciated.  TDT also assumes Gro did his part to keep the Ted the "worst bathroom hygiene" stadium in America.  ESPN says "its science".

[lewdogg11]

LD: If you and Gro have problems locating the Dawg tonite I suggest you go to the "Gold Club" looking for him or put out an APB asap with the ATLs finest.

Also, did you fellas celebrate Jackie Robinson tonite at the Ted?  TDT will be in the ATL next week on business so a good scouting report will be much appreciated.  TDT also assumes Gro did his part to keep the Ted the "worst bathroom hygiene" stadium in America.  ESPN says "its science".

The ted?  i'm so drunk right nowit's ridiculas.  Gro is snoring on the couch.  I can't feel my face, and it appears that someone took all of my $$$ at some juncture last night.  This isn't going to be a good day.  Holl dawg was NOT found...repeat:  HollaDawg was NOT found.

[johnnyadmit]

I can't feel my face, and it appears that someone took all of my $$$ at some juncture last night.  This isn't going to be a good day. 

I'll be damned- that's exactly what happened to me last night-empty wallet, plus the apparent results of being punched in the head multiple times....  At least the bastards had the decency to bring me home and leave me on my couch

I have a sneaking suspicion it was that red-hot brunette with the tray who kept forcing beers and tequila on us...

['gro]

I don't remember much from last night. I am never drinking again... until tomorrow.

[Kilted Rat]

If I had a dollar for every Sunday morning that I gave up drinking forever in college... I'd be able to afford my own Thug Mansion.

[Jonny Utah]

Garnet made his frst trip to the ER in 16 years. 

Yesterday around 4pm, Garnet was cutting Wonderboard with a grinder It kicked back on him and it banged him in the leg. Garnet thought nothing of it and kept on working. About a minute later Garnet noticed some blood staining his pants.  He rolled them up and found a gash about 2 inches below his kneecap that was 2 inches long and about an 1/8 of an inch wide.

Garnet went inside and put his Boy Scouting first aid merit badge to use.  He cleaned the wound.  Put a piece of gause on it and wrapped it with 10 year old athletic tape.  When Mrs. Garnet came home about two hours later, he showed her the wound.  Surprisingly she did not freak out.

After picking up dinner, eating and cleaning up, Garnet went to the ER.  He left his house at 8:30pm and was back home by 10:15pm. 

Damage: 5 stitches and a tetanus(sp?) shot.

Garnet knows this would not happen to Regulator!

Garnet bounced back and performed 5 1/2 hours of yard work today.

Garnet, can you tell me what the hell you mean here?