FB: Liberty League

[AUPepBand]

I'm probably "out of my league" posting this on the Liberty League page, but thought I'd pay you guys a visit from the very quiet E8 posts, plus, thought you might find this post interesting:

No one has posted on the Empire 8 page in several days. With spring practice underway (now that's different for D3!) I'm wondering whether anyone has any predictions on the 2006 season.

How was the Tasker visit at Ithaca? How's the recruiting going around the E8? On a return trip from Saratoga Springs last weekend, I stopped at a McDonalds near Sidney off I-88 and, stretching my legs, went inside to order. Stood behind a huge kid (didn't catch his name, probably about 6-7 and 280) with a Sidney sports jacket that read, "NYS Class C Football Champions." I asked him if he was a senior. "Yes." "And are you going to play football in college?" (I put in a good word for the AU program whenever I can) "Yes, I'm going to play at Cornell." After checking the All-State Teams, the kid was probably Jordan Tuttel. Anyway, I asked him if any of his teammates were going to Alfred. He said a running back was coming to Alfred. "Alfred University or Alfred State?" I asked. "Alfred University," he said.

At any rate, perhaps to get some post patterns going here, I offer my predictions for the Empire 8 in 2006, based entirely on the Dunkel Index ratings. In front of the team is the Dunkel rank given, followed by the strength rating:

28. Alfred 49.1
39. Fisher 46.8
51. Ithaca 43.7
63. Springfield 40.2
156. Utica 22.5
187. Hartwick 16.8
191. Norwich 14.1

Dunkel has the Liberty League as follows:
22. Union 51.2
32. RPI 48.4
48. Hobart 44.6
78. Rochester 36.3
101. Worcester Tech 32.0
125. Kings Point 28.1
139. St. Lawrence 25.5

Happy Easter! He is risen!

[Kilted Rat]

AUPB,
Your last 2 sentences saved you from being smited for attempting to talk footbal matters outside of season using numbers and those things you call "stats" and "rankings."


Also, it's Oscar Mayer Weiner not wiener... you weiner.

[lewdogg11]

Last night, 'Gro and LD11 were in hot pursuit of HollaDawg.  'Gro thought he saw him run into the bathroom at a Bar in the Virginia Highlands.  'Gro thought HD may have escaped through the toilet so 'Gro began yelling down the toilet bowl for him...

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGGGGHHHH!!!

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGGGGHHHH!!!

No luck!  'Gro and LD11 made a last ditch effort early this afternoon thinking that Holla possibly was a cook at H(*)(*)TERS.  No luck there either.  Big props to the only white girl at the ATL H(*)(*)TERS.  She may make LD11's myspace top 8.

In other news, we also ran into a fellow RPI grad at the Braves game.  RPI and the LLPP was WELL represented.

['gro]

Last night was the capstone to a 3 day bender usualy reserved for full scale hater reunions. It was good to see that with only 2 haters present in a totally new city for both of us that we still did it up in true RPI fashion. On the other hand my liver was not too fond of this weekend's activities.

Atlanta is interesting because the city employees thousands of tour guides and disguises them as bums.

[AUPepBand]

AUPB,
Your last 2 sentences saved you from being smited for attempting to talk footbal matters outside of season using numbers and those things you call "stats" and "rankings."


Also, it's Oscar Mayer Weiner not wiener... you weiner.

Kiltedrat: my dictionary states the following:

wie·ner    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (wnr)
n.
Wienerwurst.
A frankfurter.
Vulgar Slang. A penis.

Look that one up in your Funk and Wagnall's!

Meanwhile, Alfred is gearing up for its annual Spring Fling Thing called HOT DOG DAY!
SATERDAY, APRIL 22....AUPepBand may be marching with the ASC Pep Band...I'm exited!

[Kilted Rat]

Kiltedrat: my dictionary states the following:

wie·ner    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (wnr)
n.
Wienerwurst.
A frankfurter.
Vulgar Slang. A penis.

Look that one up in your Funk and Wagnall's!

Upon further review, the Oscar Mayer package of Hot Dogs in my fridge says "wiener."
I'll trust Mr. Oscar Mayers's expertise in the field of weiners over you and most living persons anyday.

The only exceptions to this would be the following "weiner/wiener" experts:

Pee-wee Herman aka Paul Reubens:


George Michael:


Sir Elton John:


The Village People:


Barbara Walters:


and Barney the Dinosaur



You can't argue with this, it's science.

[union89]

Kiltedrat: my dictionary states the following:

wie·ner    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (wnr)
n.
Wienerwurst.
A frankfurter.
Vulgar Slang. A penis.

Look that one up in your Funk and Wagnall's!

Upon further review, the Oscar Mayer package of Hot Dogs in my fridge says "wiener."
I'll trust Mr. Oscar Mayers's expertise in the field of weiners over you and most living persons anyday.

The only exceptions to this would be the following "weiner/wiener" experts:

Pee-wee Herman aka Paul Reubens:


George Michael:


Sir Elton John:


The Village People:


Barbara Walters:


and Barney the Dinosaur



You can't argue with this, it's science.

Call U89 crazy, but Barney appears to be neeeekid and does not appear to have a wiiieeeeener.

Brian Fellows was a riot last night and greatly aided U89 in his pursuit of 'da 'TANG.......more on this later.

Merry Easter to all.......even the dood from the E8.

[johnnyadmit]

Brian Fellows is a preheater?   Admit never woulda guessed....

[Kilted Rat]

Call U89 crazy, but Barney appears to be neeeekid and does not appear to have a wiiieeeeener.

... and Barbara Wawa does? FDR was a good man and he would not have slept with Baba Wawa if she had a wiener/weiner.


Call KR crazy, but KR never claimed any of these individuals were experts of their own weiners.


PS. KR would like to apologize to any and all LLPP Inc'ers who opened their computers to PP to catch up on the weekend's events and had Pee-wee herman's mugshot and George Michael be the first thing they saw to start the week.

['gro]

LD

looking at the pics from the braves game most are of random chicks, a few of the scoreboard, and about 7 of that guys killer braided ponytail.

['gro]

memories from the weekend continue to surface from the depths of Gro's alcohol soaked brain...

We met a canadian who knew more about baseball than most americans.

Our server at the chop house, sarah jessica parker, could of been anywhere from 25-35, due to her slightly elongated backsiiide.

Definetly saw some panties

Learned the history of Atlanta from the foreign cabbie.

[lewdogg11]

memories from the weekend continue to surface from the depths of Gro's alcohol soaked brain...

We met a canadian who knew more about baseball than most americans.

Our server at the chop house, sarah jessica parker, could of been anywhere from 25-35, due to her slightly elongated backsiiide.

Definetly saw some panties

Learned the history of Atlanta from the foreign cabbie.

All of this is 100% correct.  The foreign cabbie was definately extremely educated on the history of the city of Atlanta.  Knowledge gained = power.  Bum Tour Guides were not very helpful, but 'Gro and LD11 must have looked like complete tourists since EVERY bum wanted to offer us directions. 

That dudes pony tail was amazing.  'Gro, you coming back tonight?  I found out last night that my class was cancelled.  They didn't even tell me.  I'm trying to get credit for it anyway, so i'm staying and might be meeting with the instructor tomorrow.  Lemme know when you are heading down.

[Garnet]

Garnet made his frst trip to the ER in 16 years. 

Yesterday around 4pm, Garnet was cutting Wonderboard with a grinder It kicked back on him and it banged him in the leg. Garnet thought nothing of it and kept on working. About a minute later Garnet noticed some blood staining his pants.  He rolled them up and found a gash about 2 inches below his kneecap that was 2 inches long and about an 1/8 of an inch wide.

Garnet went inside and put his Boy Scouting first aid merit badge to use.  He cleaned the wound.  Put a piece of gause on it and wrapped it with 10 year old athletic tape.  When Mrs. Garnet came home about two hours later, he showed her the wound.  Surprisingly she did not freak out.

After picking up dinner, eating and cleaning up, Garnet went to the ER.  He left his house at 8:30pm and was back home by 10:15pm. 

Damage: 5 stitches and a tetanus(sp?) shot.

Garnet knows this would not happen to Regulator!

Garnet bounced back and performed 5 1/2 hours of yard work today.

Garnet, can you tell me what the hell you mean here?

Wonderboard is like Drywall except instead of that chalky stuff and paper it is cement and fiberglass mesh. 

http://www.trainweb.org/girr/tips/tips7/wonderboard_tips.html

It is used in any area where there will be moisture. Example, behind tile in a bathroom.  The grinder is like a circular saw except it is not a saw blade but a grinder.  Think of very very rough sandpaper not the sammich.

[Garnet]

Yesterday around 4pm, Garnet was cutting Wonderboard with a grinder. It kicked back on him and it banged him in the leg.

Garnet, Had you been using a phillips head screwdriver and hammer in place of the grinder, you would have been safe and sound (just ask U89)

I give you many props for stepping back up to ther plate and getting back to work.

Regs favorite "bandage of choice" is often a paper towel wrapped in duct tape or electrical tape.  Gause and atletic tape is right out of a physicians handbook!


Great job dood, you are not a real mans' man.[/size]

LD- Can you please tell grow to shave that beard he is growing?  He is starting to scare me!!!!

Garnet is trying to figure out if this is a compliment or if he is getting his nuts busted.

[Regulator]

Definately a compliment.  It was supposed to say  " you are now a mans' man"  sorry for the typo.

How are the stiches?