FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Sorry Reg, the 'Gro beard is not going anywhere.... it kind of makes me look like Ron Burgundy after he got fired from the channel 4 news team.

"Hello? Baxter is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee."

[lewdogg11]

Sorry Reg, the 'Gro beard is not going anywhere.... it kind of makes me look like Ron Burgundy after he got fired from the channel 4 news team.

"Hello? Baxter is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee."

It's ...  so ...  HOT!!!!  Milk was a bad choice!  I'm completely miserable San Diego! 

[johnnyadmit]

Seeing as how AdmitGF is still a GF, Admit doesn't really know much about this punchline-  Admit will defer to married LLPPers and their expertise...


After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

[Apple Jack]

While watching a game a man is interupted by his son who has a question

"Daddy whats a C$nt?" 

Being annoyed but knowing this day would come the dad takes a large gulp of his beer and walks his son over to his hidden stack of nudies mags.

He rolls out a centerfold and circles the womans punanny, looks his son in the eye and says "Son...everything outside this circle is a C$nt"

[dewcrew88]

While watching a game a man is interupted by his son who has a question

"Daddy whats a C$nt?" 

Being annoyed but knowing this day would come the dad takes a large gulp of his beer and walks his son over to his hidden stack of nudies mags.

He rolls out a centerfold and circles the womans punanny, looks his son in the eye and says "Son...everything outside this circle is a C$nt"

AJ, +K for you for using the word "punanny".

[icgrad87]

While watching a game a man is interupted by his son who has a question

"Daddy whats a C$nt?" 

Being annoyed but knowing this day would come the dad takes a large gulp of his beer and walks his son over to his hidden stack of nudies mags.

He rolls out a centerfold and circles the womans punanny, looks his son in the eye and says "Son...everything outside this circle is a C$nt"

Nearly spit my drink all over monitor!!   +K

[Apple Jack]

AJ caught his first soxs game of the year today...good one to catch!  He thinks the soxs first baseman (yukalis) could be a member of the LD family but only if he is angry enough.


rpi dudes whos down with the golf tournamnet this year?

[lewdogg11]

AJ caught his first soxs game of the year today...good one to catch!  He thinks the soxs first baseman (yukalis) could be a member of the LD family but only if he is angry enough.


rpi dudes whos down with the golf tournamnet this year?

AJ, I had tickets but had to be in stoopid ATL.  I'm so pissed I missed a great game.  Youkalis is a long lost cousin of the LD11 family. 

My bro and I are in for the golf tourney.  I know Krazy is playing.  other than that, I haven't spoken to anyone.

[dewcrew88]

Some more procrastination for the hard workers...

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Office/games/

[union89]

Brian Fellows is a preheater?   Admit never woulda guessed....

JA ~
Only real reason for that is because Tracy Morgan (TM) was sooooo damn filthy.  U89 figured that if his date would openly laugh at some of TM extremely off color sexusal humor, she probably wouldn't mind putting filthy things in her mouf later.


This should not be taken as a direct reflection of U89, U89 has impecable hygene!!

[lewdogg11]

I got smited?  WTF?  Because I mentioned the Red Sox maybe?  Bunch of savages in this town.

[JT]

Twasn't JT.... JT ain't a baseball smiter.  Besides O&A were in Boston for Patriot's Day...  Funny stuff

[Kilted Rat]

LD,
I got your back. Any team wif a dood wif a name that sounds like the tree koalas live in can't be all bad, right?

[dewcrew88]

WHO IS THE CLOSET SMITER?

I take pride in having a lot of K! 

[Jonny Utah]

So I went to the marathon today and found........

Boston Marathon LLPP count

-27 runners with quality cameltoe

-3 runners with poop down their leg

-278 runners with white puke on the side of their face.

-2 guys juggling while running.  (I was at mile #24, I dont know how long they were juggling)

-1 runner with "I'm an asshole" printed on the front of his teeshirt