FB: Liberty League

[Touchdown Tommy]

LD: +K for the Fred McGriff avatar straight outta Tom Emansky videos. Back to Back to Back National Champs...Simply classic.  BoSox look fearless this year with all the 9th inning magic.  TDT is glad he snagged Schilling and Papelbon for the fantasy squad...

JU: Did anyone cheat today like that one year?  I still don't understand how that could happen.  Was the Bo Sox game over before the end of the marathon?  In the good ole days the games starting at 11am were always finished before the leaders approached the Prudential Center.  TDT was in Boston about 5 yrs ago for Patriots Day.  Definitely an experience everyone should have as the "buzz" downtown is pretty cool.

[Jonny Utah]

LD: +K for the Fred McGriff avatar straight outta Tom Emansky videos. Back to Back to Back National Champs...Simply classic.  BoSox look fearless this year with all the 9th inning magic.  TDT is glad he snagged Schilling and Papelbon for the fantasy squad...

JU: Did anyone cheat today like that one year?  I still don't understand how that could happen.  Was the Bo Sox game over before the end of the marathon?  In the good ole days the games starting at 11am were always finished before the leaders approached the Prudential Center.  TDT was in Boston about 5 yrs ago for Patriots Day.  Definitely an experience everyone should have as the "buzz" downtown is pretty cool.

Nah, no cheaters this year, and I dont know if the sox game was over before the winners came in.  Lots of drunk chicks though.  Lots and lots of em.   Well, Im of to AC and the nations armpit.  I just sprayed my entire body with right guard, I hope thats enough.

[johnnyadmit]

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.

"Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don't!"

[Regulator]

Why would people have poop running down their leg?

NASTY

[Touchdown Tommy]

REG,

TDT believes it has something to do with losing control of your bowel when you are that extremely exhausted.  Not 100% sure but I think this is common among marathon runners.

[Kilted Rat]

Why would people have poop running down their leg?

NASTY

There really aren't any special places along the way to stop and drop, not to mention it would really throw off their times (how sad that your marathon time means more to you than your dignity.

It has nothing to do with losing control of your bowels, it is a conscious desired action.


If you only knew how many of the runners had peed themselves during the race, likely over 50%.

[Regulator]

Why would people have poop running down their leg?

NASTY

There really aren't any special places along the way to stop and drop, not to mention it would really throw off their times (how sad that your marathon time means more to you than your dignity.

It has nothing to do with losing control of your bowels, it is a conscious desired action.


If you only knew how many of the runners had peed themselves during the race, likely over 50%.

So it among the same principle as when I am too tired to make it to the John, I just sit on the couch and soil myself.  Cool!

I understand about the peeing your pants part....that doesnt bother me.


EDIT:  Throw off your times?  You have terds in your shorts.....how does that help?  I bet nakednottrun had terds in his pants when he pulled his 4.42.
PS- WOO WOO!!!

[diehardfan]

Hmm... DHF has some insteresting questions to ask her marathon runner friends now.

The added "drag" from the poop and weight would totally be worth the few seconds it would take to stop and flip that turd off into a bush... Not to mention the fact that it's just plain gross. 

[lewdogg11]

Anyone who's run more than to the kitchen and back knows what it's like to stop though.  Basically, I am from the school that i'd much rather stop and tighten up then poop myself and feel that humiliation but basically, for people who are serious about it:

When you stop:
1.  Your muscles tighten up
2.  You may cramp up
3.  Your body temperature goes down
4.  Your heart rate drops

Basically everything you warmed up to for that point you lose, and it's tough to get back to that shape.

Luckily, in my experiences, I usually only peed once or twice then was severely dehydrated and never went again, but I avoided the poop fest thank goodness.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalkers nephew while competing in triathlons and wilderness adventure races has had to poop himself more than once.  He also carb and protein loads up to a couple of days before and then lets his system clean itself out as much as possible.  One of the most desired items from his sponsers is running and biking shorts.

[union89]

Anyone who's run more than to the kitchen and back knows what it's like to stop though.  Basically, I am from the school that i'd much rather stop and tighten up then poop myself and feel that humiliation but basically, for people who are serious about it:

When you stop:
1.  Your muscles tighten up
2.  You may cramp up
3.  Your body temperature goes down
4.  Your heart rate drops

Basically everything you warmed up to for that point you lose, and it's tough to get back to that shape.

Luckily, in my experiences, I usually only peed once or twice then was severely dehydrated and never went again, but I avoided the poop fest thank goodness.

U89 gets the feeling that LD11 may be a marathoner himself.  If so, U89 feels like a slug when compared to his RPI/Union bretheren.....
Reg & Garnet are expert carpenters....
LD11, obviously learned to run far and fast from his upbringing in 'da 'Valley'....
'Gro...hmmmm...'Gro....he's always the dude puking during the PHR's I guess....

[johnnyadmit]

When you stop:
1.  Your muscles tighten up
2.  You may cramp up
3.  Your body temperature goes down
4.  Your heart rate drops

Basically everything you warmed up to for that point you lose, and it's tough to get back to that shape.

So are we talking a marathon, half hour, soul cleansing sh*t here, or do you get that cold from taking a two minute express job?

[union89]

Almost forgot......'Gro also works very hard on Saturdays...

[finsleft]

Thanks LLPP!
Y'all just reminded me why I don't run. I prefer my daily constitutional relaxed, with the sports page, thank you.

[lewdogg11]

I'm no marathoner.  Absolutely not.  But I have run quite a few 10K's and even  a 15K out in Utica.  I have a problem with dehydration so 15K is about my limit and it still landed me with an IV in my arm. 

JA, you ever go for a jog, and stop at an intersection or something, or even to tie your shoe?  Starting back up again sucks.  so even a 30 second fast food poop is bound to screw you up after you've made it 10-15 miles and your legs are going on muscle memory only.  when you get to that 'runners high' point, it's pretty much impossible to stop without losing your mojo.

Speaking of running, I can't wait to get back to NC and fire up the Deep Fyer.