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Kilted Rat

KR has run a 10k and a longest run of 7 miles and has had times of either stop and poop or crap thyself. Everytime without fail, the stop and drop option was employed.


KR agrees with LD11, once you stop in the middle of a run, it's nearly impossible to start up again and get back to the previously set pace and energy level. If KR stops at any point in a run for shoes or traffic or to catch a loose dog odds are the run will rapidly digress into a walk.


The doods running these things have been training for months, I guess I can see how they wouldn't want to let a terd ruin something they've been training months for. But then again its still crapping yourself.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

lewdogg11

If it wasn't Politically Incorrect and looked down upon so much, LD11 would have no issues wearing diapers all day.  I don't know if I could sit there in my own poop, but LD11 pees about 4700 times a day and it gets to be bothersome.  I would love to be able to sit througha movie and just pee my pants until it's over.  Why is the world so fickle?  Why does everyone else's opinions matter so much?  Why can't we just all pee and be happy?

union89

Quote from: lewdogg11 on April 18, 2006, 03:50:07 PM
If it wasn't Politically Incorrect and looked down upon so much, LD11 would have no issues wearing diapers all day.  I don't know if I could sit there in my own poop, but LD11 pees about 4700 times a day and it gets to be bothersome.  I would love to be able to sit througha movie and just pee my pants until it's over.  Why is the world so fickle?  Why does everyone else's opinions matter so much?  Why can't we just all pee and be happy?

Truer words have never been said.

Kilted Rat

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

union89

KR ~
What is your specialty going to be in medicine?

Regulator

Good point U89....

RE: Specialty

Now Reg knows a few doctors to be. (3 to be exact) that are in either their 2nd or 3rd year.  Reg has come up with the genious plan to talk each of them into different types of practice.
"oh you don't want to be a orthodontist...why not become a Cardiologist."
"Forget about anestesiology.....you should become a surgeon"
Why would you consider proctology...why not become open up a family practice?"

Of course I have strategically targeted several other Dr's to be to concentrate in all seperate forms of medicine to benefit the regulator. 
Yo dood, my back feels funny, can you pull out the 64 slice CT and hook me up?
Damn Doc, my arthritis is really kickin in....can you help me out?
Yo, I am headed on spring break....can you hit me up with a lil lipo?

union89

Quote from: regulator on April 18, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
Good point U89....

RE: Specialty

Now Reg knows a few doctors to be. (3 to be exact) that are in either their 2nd or 3rd year.  Reg has come up with the genious plan to talk each of them into different types of practice.
"oh you don't want to be a orthodontist...why not become a Cardiologist."
"Forget about anestesiology.....you should become a surgeon"
Why would you consider proctology...why not become open up a family practice?"

Of course I have strategically targeted several other Dr's to be to concentrate in all seperate forms of medicine to benefit the regulator. 
Yo dood, my back feels funny, can you pull out the 64 slice CT and hook me up?
Damn Doc, my arthritis is really kickin in....can you help me out?
Yo, I am headed on spring break....can you hit me up with a lil lipo?


Reg ~
My point exactly....U89 bets he knows who you're calling if you need some boxes....

Regulator

Quote from: Union89 on April 18, 2006, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: regulator on April 18, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
Good point U89....

RE: Specialty

Now Reg knows a few doctors to be. (3 to be exact) that are in either their 2nd or 3rd year.  Reg has come up with the genious plan to talk each of them into different types of practice.
"oh you don't want to be a orthodontist...why not become a Cardiologist."
"Forget about anestesiology.....you should become a surgeon"
Why would you consider proctology...why not become open up a family practice?"

Of course I have strategically targeted several other Dr's to be to concentrate in all seperate forms of medicine to benefit the regulator. 
Yo dood, my back feels funny, can you pull out the 64 slice CT and hook me up?
Damn Doc, my arthritis is really kickin in....can you help me out?
Yo, I am headed on spring break....can you hit me up with a lil lipo?


Reg ~
My point exactly....U89 bets he knows who you're calling if you need some boxes....

Nah dood, but the person your thinking of has gotten me a "all the TP you need for life" coupon.

I have also secured a "free carwashes for life" at this really nice place down the road, coutesy of a Union grad I know, which wouldn't be complete without the "free full service gas pumping" I got from a Hartwick grad bro Reg knows.

I have also secured a "free handball lessons" from a Hobart grad I know.

All these tokens.....so little time

'gro

Gro and LD continue their ATL adventures... Gro has a few people from his class that want to go out tonight but will they be down with the LLPP style?

Nice convo about poop. I knew a kid that shat himself running the 3200 in high school.

Don't come suing Gro if the free TP gives you a papercut on your bunghole.

'gro

It was a scene skrait out of some p0rno I saw... I mean a friend of mine was telling me about.

I head to the hotel lobby during break and there are no less than 14 asian stewardesses in full attire... hope the company pays for laundry bills.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: Union89 on April 18, 2006, 04:38:49 PM
KR ~
What is your specialty going to be in medicine?

Not totally sure yet, leaning somewhere between ER and Family practice.

The Navy is picking up KR's med school tab, so KR owes them some years once school is done which also entitles them to tell KR what specialty he can and cannot do. Basically after graduatin', KR gets to give the Navy a list of his top 3 choices for residency (both places and specialties) and the Navy gets to either pick one of these 3 or pick something totally different.

This is why KR is kissing the @ss of the Navy Reserve Admiral Doc who lives near Des Moines and doing an 8 week rotation with him this fall.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

diehardfan

Quote from: kiltedrat on April 18, 2006, 04:02:40 PM
LD11, your prayers have been answered.

:D k+ to you... now you have to fess up about how many of these products you own...  ;)
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Kilted Rat

Quote from: diehardfan on April 18, 2006, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: kiltedrat on April 18, 2006, 04:02:40 PM
LD11, your prayers have been answered.

:D k+ to you... now you have to fess up about how many of these products you own...  ;)

None yet, but rest assured once the little KR's start coming along, each one of them will be "fitted" with one of these wonders on all road trips.

Once the car starts rolling it only stops for gas, cheesy fries, freakishly oversized roadside attractions, and number 2. While dropping the cosby kids off in the middle of a run is acceptable, dropping the cosby kids off in the middle of a road trip unless done out a rear window is entirely inexcusable.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

union89

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Quote from: regulator on April 18, 2006, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: Union89 on April 18, 2006, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: regulator on April 18, 2006, 05:00:27 PM
Good point U89....

RE: Specialty

Now Reg knows a few doctors to be. (3 to be exact) that are in either their 2nd or 3rd year.  Reg has come up with the genious plan to talk each of them into different types of practice.
"oh you don't want to be a orthodontist...why not become a Cardiologist."
"Forget about anestesiology.....you should become a surgeon"
Why would you consider proctology...why not become open up a family practice?"

Of course I have strategically targeted several other Dr's to be to concentrate in all seperate forms of medicine to benefit the regulator. 
Yo dood, my back feels funny, can you pull out the 64 slice CT and hook me up?
Damn Doc, my arthritis is really kickin in....can you help me out?
Yo, I am headed on spring break....can you hit me up with a lil lipo?


Reg ~
My point exactly....U89 bets he knows who you're calling if you need some boxes....

Nah dood, but the person your thinking of has gotten me a "all the TP you need for life" coupon.

I have also secured a "free carwashes for life" at this really nice place down the road, coutesy of a Union grad I know, which wouldn't be complete without the "free full service gas pumping" I got from a Hartwick grad bro Reg knows.

I have also secured a "free handball lessons" from a Hobart grad I know.

All these tokens.....so little time

Ha....us Union grads usually make pretty good livings polishing shoes at the airport also.

Knightstalker

Quote from: enginegro on April 18, 2006, 05:23:00 PM
Gro and LD continue their ATL adventures... Gro has a few people from his class that want to go out tonight but will they be down with the LLPP style?

Nice convo about poop. I knew a kid that shat himself running the 3200 in high school.

Don't come suing Gro if the free TP gives you a papercut on your bunghole.

Is that the free John Wayne TP, rough and tough and don't take crap of nobody?  You know the stuff that still has the wood chips in it.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).