FB: Liberty League

[Senor RedTackle]

gotta love nascar

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/HarryGuy.jpg

[Regulator]

...behind the scenes look at AJ's weekend in Whisler...

I officially just threw up twice from one post
First because of the pole dancer...second bc of the avatar under your name.

YACK

[tmerton]

A woman who had the worst chronic headache goes to a famous "new age" holistic doctor, as a last resort.

"Doctor, I have tried everything, but my headache just won't go away."

The doctor replied, "You have come to the right place. This is what I want you to do: go home, stare at yourself in the mirror, point your index fingers at your temples, and repeat this mantra: "I really don't have a headache, I really don't have a headache". Do it as long as it takes, the headache is just going to vanish."

As she leaves the doctor's office, skeptical but curious at the same time, she tries the maneuver in front of the mirror in the elevator.  Fingers pointed at her temples, she starts repeating "I really don't have a headache, I really don't have a headache...". She has barely said it four times, when she realizes her headache is gone. Shocked and elated, she runs back up to the doctor.

"Doctor, you are a genius! Can I please send you my husband? He's been having problems in a certain department... how can I put it... "

"When was the last time you two had sex?"

"About eight years ago."

"Send him over."

A few days later, she is waiting with baited breath for her husband to come home from the doctor. He arrives, asks her to wait, and goes straight to the bathroom. When he comes out, he throws her on the couch and starts making wild passionate love to her. When he's finished, he goes right back to the bathroom.

A few minutes later he comes out, rouses her from her bliss and starts at it again, like an insatiable young man. After another hour of great sex he goes and locks himself in the bathroom again.

At this point the wife has become unbearably curious. She tiptoes to the bathroom door, looks through the keyhole, and sees her husband, staring at himself in the mirror, fingers pointed at his temples, repeating: "That woman is not my wife, that woman is not my wife....."

[dewcrew88]

U89 heard that Paris Hilton is going to film yet another porno...this time starring Matt Leinart.

It's going to be titled, "A Trojan in Paris."

Don't forget to tip your waitress' and try the veal......

*car crash*

['gro]

'Gro Alone Part II

Been working at home while monkeys fix my AC unit. Apparently the other monkeys that installed the unit didn't put enough coolant in it... idiots. But they are done and now 'Gro has to throw on some pants and head to the dungeon... I mean office.

But... for the enjoyment of LLPP I give you this link

Slang City

great information for those looking to sharpen their LLPP lingo skills. translates rap songs into plain english too.

[Regulator]

'Gro Alone Part II

Been working at home while monkeys fix my AC unit. Apparently the other monkeys that installed the unit didn't put enough coolant in it... idiots. But they are done and now 'Gro has to throw on some pants and head to the dungeon... I mean office.

But... for the enjoyment of LLPP I give you this link

Slang City

great information for those looking to sharpen their LLPP lingo skills. translates rap songs into plain english too.

Gro-

Good catch with the low coolant.  Just make sure that it maintains that level or else you have a leak along the system.  Being that it is brand new, you should be able to go another 5 years trouble free.

If all else fails I will bring my Phillips head screwdriver down with me and fix it ova HR2K6

['gro]

Reg, maybe you can pick up some day laborers and we can finish out my basement over HR2k6. I'll pay them w/ Bojangles chicken and biscuits.

RT what is up with the icon? Are you on EAS body for life?

[Knightstalker]

Slang city has been added to Knightstalkers list of favorites.

TEXAS DRINKING RULES:

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."

An Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In my part of the world we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the Mexican and the Arab, and catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice."

[Regulator]

KS-
+1K for that.
BOL

[tmerton]

As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked:  "what in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied: "mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.  Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.  She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.  The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied: "I'm watching football with my son-in-law.

[Apple Jack]

Geez RT, ... AJ knows that you have an affinity for fat chicks and dudes with speedo's but doesnt get where the angst is coming from.


But that does remind me of a joke about RT

RT passes away and his ashes are left to his three "alternative lifestyles" boys.  Sitting around after the funeral they all discuss what they are going to do with RT ashes. 

First Boy: "Well RT and me used to take long walks down at the beach so I think I might take his ashes down there so we can have one last special time together and spread them in the ocean."

2nd Boy:  "Well RT and me used to like to plant pretty flowers together in my garden, so I think I'll spread his ashes there so every time the flowers grow in spring it will remind me of the times we spent together."

3rd Boy:  "I'm going to put RT ashes in my chili"

1st two boys together:  "What...that seems really strange thing to do with our beloved RT"

3rd Boy: "That way RT can tear my ass up one more time!"

[tmerton]

RT what is up with the icon? Are you on EAS body for life?

Two EAS candidates. 

[Knightstalker]

RT what is up with the icon? Are you on EAS body for life?

Two EAS candidates. 

Knightstalker likes the "I Beat Anorexia" tee shirt.  KS will have to try to find one of those.  +K to everyone

[tmerton]

RT what is up with the icon? Are you on EAS body for life?

Two EAS candidates. 

Knightstalker likes the "I Beat Anorexia" tee shirt.  KS will have to try to find one of those.  +K to everyone

Try this

[johnnyadmit]

Admit had to refrain from falling off his chair laughing when one of his larger students sported this shirt.   Admit then had to claim ignorance when the principal asked about the situation after making the student change shirts...