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'gro

I don't normally watch dateline on NBC, but I DVR'd it the other day because they were doing their 'catch a predator IV' special where they catch dudes trying to meet 14 y/o's on the internet then throw camera's in their face... ask them just why they were trying to play hide the salami w/ a minor... THEN have them arrested. If that is not classic TV I don't know what is.

I think soon 80% of all dateline episodes will be this format, much like Maury Povich became the DNA testing show. it's science.

'gro

Quote from: regulator on May 12, 2006, 10:59:00 AM
"Attention everybody, you need to stop what you are doing and listen!"

'Gro has seen Anchorman at least 237 times and can probably go word for word for the entire movie. But the other day I watched it on the spanish HBO... HILARIOUS!!

if you have the DVD, watch it in spanish... it kinda goes like this...

"Champ aqui... (4 years of HS spanish and I can't figure out the rest)... WHAMMY!!!"

JT

Quote from: enginegro on May 12, 2006, 12:21:14 PM
I don't normally watch dateline on NBC, but I DVR'd it the other day because they were doing their 'catch a predator IV' special where they catch dudes trying to meet 14 y/o's on the internet then throw camera's in their face... ask them just why they were trying to play hide the salami w/ a minor... THEN have them arrested. If that is not classic TV I don't know what is.

I think soon 80% of all dateline episodes will be this format, much like Maury Povich became the DNA testing show. it's science.

Worst one was the dude that came to the house with 4-5 yr son in tow.  How screwed up is that kid gonna be?

Anyway the dude got arrested and Mom had to pick up the kid at the station.

Regulator

Reg caught that Dateline.....this is like the 3rd or 4th one that they have done.

At this point.....I am wondering how many times that this actually happens that people see it normal to hook up with someone in a chat room....take a picture of yourself naked, send it to said 12 year old...arrange to meet at her house and actually follow through with whatever items she asks you to bring...(usually wine coolers, whip cream, a little league catchers mitt, and some magnums.)

Does this sound weird to anyone else?  I would say the ratae of this happening has dropped 30% because of Dateline alone!

How many people are doing this and not getting caught?

PS- A/S/L?

union89

Quote from: JT on May 12, 2006, 12:30:40 PM
Quote from: enginegro on May 12, 2006, 12:21:14 PM
I don't normally watch dateline on NBC, but I DVR'd it the other day because they were doing their 'catch a predator IV' special where they catch dudes trying to meet 14 y/o's on the internet then throw camera's in their face... ask them just why they were trying to play hide the salami w/ a minor... THEN have them arrested. If that is not classic TV I don't know what is.

I think soon 80% of all dateline episodes will be this format, much like Maury Povich became the DNA testing show. it's science.

Worst one was the dude that came to the house with 4-5 yr son in tow.  How screwed up is that kid gonna be?

Anyway the dude got arrested and Mom had to pick up the kid at the station.

Was that the episode where the last fine gentleman looking for a 'date' was an elementary school teacher??  All those clowns should be given sentances with gay Bubba as their cellmates.

union89

Reg,
From what U89 can remember of his time in B'more, the Inner Horbour has one of the best Hooters in the universe.

Any Boston folks ever been to the Hooters by the Garden??  Totally pathetic....U89 counted the minutes until the Umpalumpa's leave the area so he can snorkle the 5 pitchers of Miller Lite and 87 buffalo wings.

union89

God U89 hates the Kennedy's...

A bit late, but still pertinent.

'gro

I need to rant and ramble about Hooters.  First and foremost, why do some women get soooo worked up about this place? It's not a strip club, although it does serve the same purpose since the man will come home with less money in his pocket and nothing to show for it. The best Hooters (and I just realized that I've been to a gajillion of them) is in Crossgates mall in Albany. That's where you can watch guys walk by with their gf/wife and try not to look in... or look in and take a punch to the soloplex... psssh women. And by the way ladies, I actually do go there for the food. they are like little chicken wings wrapped in a delicious bread mitten and soaked with bleu cheese.

F. is it just me or is there always a group of teenage boys at hooters and it's somebody's birthday? Shouldn't you kids be trying to get some real play?

25. Those outfits need an upgrade. Those shorts and stockings are doing no justice to the booty... just ask the one white girl at the hooters in Atlanta.

4x. Even those the place is PG-13, why do families eat here?  I don't need to see some guy with his ex hooters waitress wife and future hooters waitress 6 year old daughter being served by his current hooters watress 18 year old daughter.

Reno Hightower

Hooters is the greatest place on earth.

JT

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Quote from: enginegro on May 12, 2006, 03:14:26 PM
I need to rant and ramble about Hooters.  First and foremost, why do some women get soooo worked up about this place? It's not a strip club, although it does serve the same purpose since the man will come home with less money in his pocket and nothing to show for it. The best Hooters (and I just realized that I've been to a gajillion of them) is in Crossgates mall in Albany. That's where you can watch guys walk by with their gf/wife and try not to look in... or look in and take a punch to the soloplex... psssh women. And by the way ladies, I actually do go there for the food. they are like little chicken wings wrapped in a delicious bread mitten and soaked with bleu cheese.

F. is it just me or is there always a group of teenage boys at hooters and it's somebody's birthday? Shouldn't you kids be trying to get some real play?

25. Those outfits need an upgrade. Those shorts and stockings are doing no justice to the booty... just ask the one white girl at the hooters in Atlanta.

4x. Even those the place is PG-13, why do families eat here?  I don't need to see some guy with his ex hooters waitress wife and future hooters waitress 6 year old daughter being served by his current hooters watress 18 year old daughter.

JT's gal is cool.... probably the main reason why she JT's gal.  Gal accepts the fact that JT is going to look... going to comment on other women.  She even points out chicks she that thinks are JT's type(s).  JT reciprocates by pointing out the occasional dude that gal might fancy.  JT's the first to admit that gal has improved JT, especially in the attire dept., but for the most part she lets JT be JT.

JT has one fond memory of a Hooters pre-Fiance.  JT was going for technical training in Augusta GA and stopped in for some wings and beer.  JT was running game on the waitress and it turned out she was going off shift shortly after serving JT. 

She mentioned that she was going to catch a movie.  JT asked if he could tag along.  After the movie JT took her for a real dinner and drinks and then back to the hotel.   Hot blond, blue eyes, big (well you know where she worked).... name was Farrah. 

Now just the mention of Charlie's Angels makes JT smile.  8)

johnnyadmit

RE: Benefits to Coaching Gymnastics

Whilst at the state tourney, Admit's gymnasts wanted to go eat at the Hooters in Minneapolis  (why a bunch of girls wanted to go to Hooters, Admit can't say)  While Admit was filling his face with wings and beer, several of Admit's gymnasts took it upon themselves to distribute Admit's number to several of the better looking waitresses.  Admit actually got 3 phone calls out of the deal and one offer to come to the hotel to visit Admit.  Due to the existance of AdmitGF, it was all in vain, and Admit has no JT-esque story to follow.  However, Admit's respect for his gymnasts grew exponentially.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

lewdogg11

LD11's Top 3 H(*)(*)TERS

1.  Downtown San Diego - I mean, would you expect that it wouldn't be Man-tastic?  Beautiful friendly girls that might even hang out with you after they wipe the wing sauce off your crotch.

2.  Albany - Crossgates Mall - This was a Thursday night ritual for the boys in college.  Each time there, there was a 75% chance one of the girls would come home with us.  AND most importantly, this is the only H(*)(*)TERS where i've been served by a waitress with one hand.

3.  Wilmington, NC - Other than G-Unit's crew in the back room and Krazy Krazy screaming WHITE BOY everytime a Notre Dame guy broke a long run, this has been a favorite of mine.  Very friendly, young waitresses.  One I even fell in love with, and she had a little chub around her belly, and was on probation for stealing 4 DVD's from Wal-Mart.  How can you NOT love that?

LD11's Bottom 3 H(*)(*)TERS

1.  Boston - I gotta agree with U89 here.  This place is hurting.  Most of the H(*)(*)TERS waitresses are old enough to be my mom, smell like cigarettes, and actually worked there when the uniforms first came out.

2.  Joliet, IL - Regulators wedding, we stop at this H(*)(*)TERS and the waitress is like 'for every Beck's you drink, you can get a raffle entry to win a jet skit being raffled off in 45 minutes'.  45 minutes and 39 Beck's later, we're like 'When is the drawing?'  And she says, 'Let me go check'...then comes back and says 'It already happened, you lost!'.  I loved how Regulator worked that one!

3.  Atlanta, GA - I mean, I don't have a problem with black girls, but these were girls straight out of either a Ludacris video or bumfights.com.  The 1 white girl that was there was smoking hot, but I think she was Ludacris' girlfriend.  'Gro and I went there twice in 12 hours, and LD11 wore the same clothes.  No matter what the girls looked like, LD11 was having a bad experience.

dewcrew88

Quote from: JT on May 12, 2006, 04:59:38 PM
Quote from: enginegro on May 12, 2006, 03:14:26 PM
I need to rant and ramble about Hooters.  First and foremost, why do some women get soooo worked up about this place? It's not a strip club, although it does serve the same purpose since the man will come home with less money in his pocket and nothing to show for it. The best Hooters (and I just realized that I've been to a gajillion of them) is in Crossgates mall in Albany. That's where you can watch guys walk by with their gf/wife and try not to look in... or look in and take a punch to the soloplex... psssh women. And by the way ladies, I actually do go there for the food. they are like little chicken wings wrapped in a delicious bread mitten and soaked with bleu cheese.

F. is it just me or is there always a group of teenage boys at hooters and it's somebody's birthday? Shouldn't you kids be trying to get some real play?

25. Those outfits need an upgrade. Those shorts and stockings are doing no justice to the booty... just ask the one white girl at the hooters in Atlanta.

4x. Even those the place is PG-13, why do families eat here?  I don't need to see some guy with his ex hooters waitress wife and future hooters waitress 6 year old daughter being served by his current hooters watress 18 year old daughter.

JT's gal is cool.... probably the main reason why she JT's gal.  Gal accepts the fact that JT is going to look... going to comment on other women.  She even points out chicks she that thinks are JT's type(s).  JT reciprocates by pointing out the occasional dude that gal might fancy.  JT's the first to admit that gal has improved JT, especially in the attire dept., but for the most part she lets JT be JT.

JT has one fond memory of a Hooters pre-Fiance.  JT was going for technical training in Augusta GA and stopped in for some wings and beer.  JT was running game on the waitress and it turned out she was going off shift shortly after serving JT. 

She mentioned that she was going to catch a movie.  JT asked if he could tag along.  After the movie JT took her for a real dinner and drinks and then back to the hotel.   Hot blond, blue eyes, big (well you know where she worked).... name was Farrah. 

Now just the mention of Charlie's Angels makes JT smile.  8)

Not to goof , but aren't you aging yourself a bit, JT, when saying Farrah Fawcett when referring to charlie's angels? not that ms. fawcett isn't hot, mind you.

Knightstalker

Quote from: johnnyadmit on May 12, 2006, 05:34:38 PM
RE: Benefits to Coaching Gymnastics

Whilst at the state tourney, Admit's gymnasts wanted to go eat at the Hooters in Minneapolis  (why a bunch of girls wanted to go to Hooters, Admit can't say)  While Admit was filling his face with wings and beer, several of Admit's gymnasts took it upon themselves to distribute Admit's number to several of the better looking waitresses.  Admit actually got 3 phone calls out of the deal and one offer to come to the hotel to visit Admit.  Due to the existance of AdmitGF, it was all in vain, and Admit has no JT-esque story to follow.  However, Admit's respect for his gymnasts grew exponentially.

KS thinks Admits gymnasts might have been trying to set him up for some future extortion scheme, never trust teenage girls, they are evil.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Knightstalker

Quote from: budcrew08 on May 12, 2006, 09:18:32 PM
Now just the mention of Charlie's Angels makes JT smile.  8)

Not to goof , but aren't you aging yourself a bit, JT, when saying Farrah Fawcett when referring to charlie's angels? not that ms. fawcett isn't hot, mind you.
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KS always thought Jacklyn Smith was the hottest one and Kate Jackson was the first to put out.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).