FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Don't forget the breathe right strips.  Those things were AWESOME!  I had more dirt up my nost at the end of the game with those.

'Gro, man Dulles sucks. 

['gro]

i'm stuck here for the next 2 hours... internet connection is barely working and the eye candy isn't that great.

[johnnyadmit]

Few beers at the bar tends to make the eye candy more tasty.

['gro]

I could belly up to the bar but 'Gro's got a long weekend of liver damage lined up already. The eye candy has started to pick up.

In LLPP news, Rasheed Wallace has been hired to assist Ron Artest in the LLPP Inc Decision Making think tank. LLPP will do the opposite of whatever they decide.

[JT]

JU,

Great story +k to you and telepathic +k to your shortstop.  JT loves it when people who are too full of themselves get knocked down a couple of pegs.

JT's played in both competative leagues (fast pitch) and fun leagues (co-ed or otherwise).  Competative meant no beer until after the game.

Fun leagues brought out the worst in some people.  Any dude that would take out a chick at second was such a scumbag. (JT saw it more than a few times).  On one team our catcher was the biggest joker, he would ride any of the way too serious dudes.  About 6'4" 240... hit the crap out of the ball.  The main reason he caught was because it was closer to the beer.  He'd drink in between batters.

Anyway one night we are playing team serious (TS).  TS's cleanup hitter is all decked in gear... eyeblack etc.  This guy sucks.   He takes these huge cuts at the ball and was hitting dribblers or fouls.   JT's playing 1st.  In his third at-bat he finally gets a ball in the air.  Huge cut... pops the ball up to JT.  Right as the ball goes airborne catcher says, "Touch 'em all!!!"

JT immediately starts laughing so hard he barely catches the ball.  TS hitter gets mad and wants to throw down with JT cause he's only 6'1" 195.  JT laughs even harder and TS walks away all PO'd.

[finsleft]

UPDATE......
So Reg spent a few hours traveling up I-95 to view the boat below.  Everything checked out alright and I bought the thing.....Soooo It looks like this weekend is going to be spent taking it from it's home on the Delaware River to the Chesapeake Bay on Saturday.  So far only Mrs. Reg is slated to go...but papaReg is strongly considering it.  The only bad part is that the GPS doesn't work, so I need to buy one today and get express delivery for tomorrow. (The one on the boat is still under warranty, but the turn-around time is a week, and Reg has a hard time with paper charts...I'm digital baby!

Good luck with the new craft Reg. Hard to imagine life without GPS anymore, isn't it? Reminds me of using a paper placemat from some restaurant on Kent Isl. with a map of the bay for a chart. The real charts were often either forgotten, lost, blew overboard or used for TP.

[Garnet]

JU,

Funny story.   It's guys like "Coach U" that piss Garnet off. 

Garnet hopes this pic makes you feel a little better about Union Alums in general.

[Jonny Utah]

JU,

Funny story.   It's guys like "Coach U" that piss Garnet off. 

Garnet hopes this pic makes you feel a little better about Union Alums in general.

Dont worry, I work with 2 Union grads and they're good people but I do have the whole team  all over them regarding "coach U"

[Reno Hightower]

JU,

Funny story.   It's guys like "Coach U" that piss Garnet off. 

Garnet hopes this pic makes you feel a little better about Union Alums in general.

Dont worry, I work with 2 Union grads and they're good people but I do have the whole team  all over them regarding "coach U"

New LLPP rule, everyone has to quote eachother so this pic is on every message.

[Jonny Utah]

Pistons by 5.5 tommorow night!  wow, I still like em though.

Im getting back in the game tonight.......

Suns +5 and the under 213.5

[union89]

God Bless Dan Ross from Everett, MA and the Cincy Bengals.....he was a stud.......

[Lyco80]

Great softball stories, reminds me of one of my own.  In h.s. I was a bit of a strapping lad 6'1" 195 pounds as a junior and invited to play on an older men's league summer team.  We had some guys who could really crush the ball and a guy who was in the Cubs farm team.  We received shirts with the letters B.J.A on the front and I played a reasonable second base despite being an outfielder on the h.s. team - that's how good the team was.

Anyway - after a couple of games my parents were curious at dinner one night before a game, my two younger sisters sitting at the dinner table, me wearing my game shirt - B.J.A. on it - when my mom asked me - "what do those letters on your team shirt stand for?" 

"Bed Jockey Association" I replied.  My dad was beaming, my mother furious, my sisters confused. 

By the way, we had an undefeated season, and after the last game they took me to a bar and tried to get me laid, unsuccessfully unfortunately.

Note:  back then the drinking age in NJ was 18 so you could pass easier if you were a hulking dude.

Your postpatterns are much more fun than the MAC.  Thanks for letting me chime in now and again.

ATB

[Jonny Utah]

great.  raining again in Boston right now.  f'n suns.

[Knightstalker]

Great softball stories, reminds me of one of my own.  In h.s. I was a bit of a strapping lad 6'1" 195 pounds as a junior and invited to play on an older men's league summer team.  We had some guys who could really crush the ball and a guy who was in the Cubs farm team.  We received shirts with the letters B.J.A on the front and I played a reasonable second base despite being an outfielder on the h.s. team - that's how good the team was.

Anyway - after a couple of games my parents were curious at dinner one night before a game, my two younger sisters sitting at the dinner table, me wearing my game shirt - B.J.A. on it - when my mom asked me - "what do those letters on your team shirt stand for?" 

"Bed Jockey Association" I replied.  My dad was beaming, my mother furious, my sisters confused. 

By the way, we had an undefeated season, and after the last game they took me to a bar and tried to get me laid, unsuccessfully unfortunately.

Note:  back then the drinking age in NJ was 18 so you could pass easier if you were a hulking dude.

Your postpatterns are much more fun than the MAC.  Thanks for letting me chime in now and again.

ATB

Ah the NJ 18 year old drinking age, it made Stalker a lot of money in high school.  KS used to go and buy cases of Genny Cream or Rolling Rock ponies for about four bucks and turn around and sell them to freshmen and sophmores for ten bucks each.  KS started getting served at 15 in NJ, 6'1" and 200 lbs and looked enough like stalkers middle brother that KS stole said brothers University of Scranton ID and used it to get served until KS turned 18.

Most bizarre drinkings ages were in VA when KS was stationed down there in the early 80's.  They had three different drinking ages, 18 for beer, 19 for wine and 21 for hard liquor, KS never could figure that one out.

[lewdogg11]

Is anyone besides me addicted to the Ultimate Fighter reality show?  I love it.  I'm considering quitting my job to learn brazilian Ju-Jitsu and become a professional cage fighter. 

So last week's show, this dude gets a mail package saying someone told his GF that he cheated on her, and he decided to leave the show to take care of it, and he was already in the semi-finals, and gave up on a 6 figure contract.  And he was dating her for 6 months!!!  Man, chicks are stupid, and guys are tool bags. 

Speaking of which, Paul McCartney settled on $95 million in the divorce.  Why does SHE deserve anything?  He made all that $$$ before they were together.  I can see like $5 or $10 million to live comfortably, but $95 million?  Thats retarded.

Why is that guys always have to dish out the $$$?  The thought of this makes me ill. 

Happy Friday F'ers.