FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Deep Thoughts by JT (actually ripped off from someone else, but JT has thought many of these thoughts, maybe it should be renamed LLPP life lessions):

1) That you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

2) That one good turn gets most of the blankets.

3) I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.

4) I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

5) I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

6) I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

7) I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

9) I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

10) I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

11) I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

12) I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent. 

[JT]

Any of the LLPP'ers hear the song "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry.  JT heard it on XM and cannot get the catchy tune out of his head.  For those of you w/o Sat radio, you won't catch this diddy... very Adult themed.

[Regulator]

JT-

I have got this guy I fish with that swears everytime that song comes on, he catches a fish.  I get tired of hearing him yell "Buck Cherry" before every song comes on the XM radio.

Any big plans for the LLPP ova labor day.  Mr&Mrs Reg plan on lounging around annapolis on the boat all weekend.

Yesterday Reg took a "half day" to head out to the Naval Academy to watch the Blue Angels perform.  Man, the entire severn river was filled with boats partying!!.....Don't you people work!!!!

[Garnet]

Reg,

Fleet week in Manhattan next week and the Blue Angels were doing some practice runs here this morning.  Kind of crazy to see them and C130s buzzing the skyline downtown.

[Regulator]

Our tax dollars hard at work.
I bet one of those things burns enough fuel in one day to account for the money Reg spent with the Feds for the entire 2005 tax season.

Can't Reg at least get a ride?.....

[JT]

JT-

I have got this guy I fish with that swears everytime that song comes on, he catches a fish.  I get tired of hearing him yell "Buck Cherry" before every song comes on the XM radio.

Any big plans for the LLPP ova labor day.  Mr&Mrs Reg plan on lounging around annapolis on the boat all weekend.

Yesterday Reg took a "half day" to head out to the Naval Academy to watch the Blue Angels perform.  Man, the entire severn river was filled with boats partying!!.....Don't you people work!!!!

Reg,

Weight the guy down and throw him in.  Reminds JT of those drunk fools that make stupid requests to the club DJ.

Soon the catchiness will wear off and the song will just be one of too many on JT's ipod. Lately JT has been humming it around the office.  Thankfully no one has asked what tune it is.

[lewdogg11]

Reg, isn't it the South River?

Anyway, if NYC gets accidentally covered by water, and floats into the middle oof the ocean and dissapears forever, LD11 won't be dissapointed.  LD11 gave himself almost 3 hours to get 25 miles from Newark to LaGuardia.  He still missed his flight, and he will now miss his MBA class tonight as well.  hell of a job.  I HATE NY!!!

And by the way, you stupid NYC, Yankee lovin, butt loving homos!!!!, it's 'IN LINE' not 'ON LINE'. 

The phrase is 'NEXT IN LINE' not 'NEXT ON LINE'.!!!  ON-LINE is a term that came around in mid to late 90's which meant getting onto this application called the WORLD WIDE WEB, or more commonly known as the INTERNET.  Only in NY, can one standing IN LINE, be said to be standing ON LINE. 

I HATE NY!!!  I HATE SCHOOL!  AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!

[PBR...]

ld11....tough times traveling today in/around nyc with the train power outage from nyc to wash d.c. traveling was a mess everyone plowed into taxis/car services and buses and jammed up the roads to almost gridlock...

[Garnet]

One gets on line.  The moment said person gets on the end of the line, they are in line. 

What do you think of the English calling it a que?

[lewdogg11]

I believe it's a 'queue'.  And ON line is a pigheaded NY term.  It makes zero grammatical sense.  It's about as grammatically correct as 'You's guys'. 

I did just buy a new pair of ON Line skates.  They are ridiculas.

[johnnyadmit]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1635446/posts


Little sharing from the MIAC (courtesy of Frankrickard)   Reads like a who's-who of my weekends in college...

[JT]

Reg, isn't it the South River?

Anyway, if NYC gets accidentally covered by water, and floats into the middle oof the ocean and dissapears forever, LD11 won't be dissapointed.  LD11 gave himself almost 3 hours to get 25 miles from Newark to LaGuardia.  He still missed his flight, and he will now miss his MBA class tonight as well.  hell of a job.  I HATE NY!!!

And by the way, you stupid NYC, Yankee lovin, butt loving homos!!!!, it's 'IN LINE' not 'ON LINE'. 

The phrase is 'NEXT IN LINE' not 'NEXT ON LINE'.!!!  ON-LINE is a term that came around in mid to late 90's which meant getting onto this application called the WORLD WIDE WEB, or more commonly known as the INTERNET.  Only in NY, can one standing IN LINE, be said to be standing ON LINE. 

I HATE NY!!!  I HATE SCHOOL!  AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!

LD11,

If you have a choice never fly into or out of LGA or JFK on a weekday.  Did your company book LGA to save a few Benjamins?  Plus LGA has the shortest runways. Always request Newark if you can.  Smart New Yorkers come across the river and fly out of Newark.

JT knows its next in line, but he's numb to the on line idiots by now.

And its debatable about the butt lovin' homos.  I think the same thing when I see a bunch of Red Sox fans.   

[Jonny Utah]

Why do you sit 'on' a couch but 'in' a chair?

Vegas sucked.  Can I get a LLPP credit card and charge my gambling losses to it?

[lewdogg11]

JT, I actually was working in Elizabeth, so Newark would have been much easier, but out of Wilmington, I would have had to stop in Charlotte or Atlanta, which makes no sense, when I had a non-stop to LGA.  It was more expensive and about 3 hours longer to go to Newark.  Would have saved me today, but flying in On Tuesday was a piece of cake.  The way my luck works, I would have missed my flight in Newark as well, got re-directed through Birmingham, or somewhere in the middle of nowhere, got my connection cancelled, and spent tonight drinking 2 for 1 Miller High Life's during 'My name is Earl'.   It's science.

So after this debacle, LD11 gets on the 6:30 flight at precisely 6:10.  The guy at the ticket counter felt bad so he put LD11 in seat 3D.  Upon getting on the plane 2 6-8 year olds are sitting in 3D and 3F already saddled up with a DVD player and headphones.  I play it off.  Move to row 7.  A couple comes on, those are our seats.  I move to 12.  'Those are our seats.'  LD11 is PISSED.  I find the stewardess, start yelling at her and she says, 'Those kids had no chaperones so I moved them to row 3 from 16.  Thats the only open seat on the plane.'  I went from the front, to the toilet door seat.  And DENNNNN?  We sat on the runway, and took off at 7:33....1 hour and 23 minutes later!!!  LD11 wanted to go home to relax tonight...plans have changed.  I'm in dire need of BEER!  

Smell ya later LLPP...Smell ya later forever!!!

[lewdogg11]

Why do you sit 'on' a couch but 'in' a chair?

Vegas sucked.  Can I get a LLPP credit card and charge my gambling losses to it?

Why do you slap her 'ON' the butt, put it 'IN' her butt, and have her take it 'UP' the butt?