FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Why do you sit 'on' a couch but 'in' a chair?

Vegas sucked.  Can I get a LLPP credit card and charge my gambling losses to it?

Why do you slap her 'ON' the butt, put it 'IN' her butt, and have her take it 'UP' the butt?

There are those LD11 moments +k.   

Feel for ya on those flight from hell...  been there many times.  JT never leaves w/o those noise cancelling head phones.  JT's has actually bribed those 8 and older, and one time said to a do nothing parent that JT would slap the parent if the kid didn't behave.  Parent was just watching the kid go nuts.

Another passenger bought JT two JD and cokes (JT's drink of choice) in appreciation.

[JT]

JT and gal are watching some show about the search for the holy grail.  Some science dude rolls through all these clues and digs out what amounts to a cup the size of a shot glass. Scientists have been able to date the "grail" to the 1st century.

Seems fitting that maybe during the last supper a bunch of dudes sat around doing shots.

['gro]

everyone knows the holy grail is in the canyon of the crecent moon... it's science.

Akron, day 2... my powers of bull**** have proven to be too powerful... I've had 3 people offer me a job here in Ohio... 2 of them with actual hiring power. It would be a shame to have to leave chattanooga, I barely even knew ya... and put thug mansion II up, on, in the market... and search for thug mansion III... all this on the cusp of 'Gro's 27th birfday... 'Gro has much soul searching to do this weekend.... and by soul searching I mean go to NC to LD11's crib and drink till Gro throws up.

but enough of that, time to go see what akron has to offer in terms of trim... maybe an akron steamer is in order.

[Knightstalker]

+k for everyone.  LD, ks used to have travel nightmares with job from late 90's.  KS had a couple of coors lights at the vfw for you, KS doesn't miss travelling at all for work.  Funny stuff the last few pages.  JT good lists number 7 and 12 on the second list are really true.

[icgrad87]

Why do you sit 'on' a couch but 'in' a chair?

Vegas sucked.  Can I get a LLPP credit card and charge my gambling losses to it?

Why do you slap her 'ON' the butt, put it 'IN' her butt, and have her take it 'UP' the butt?

HA HA HA..good one..+k to start off the long weekend

Grad gets to work from home today..at least till 2 then boss says start the weekend!!

[Senor RedTackle]

RT back in the house after a lengthy haitus.  RT was in UK and London last week.....some basic observations:
- Stonhenge is anticlimatic. Drive hour and a half from London to park and look at some rocks that no one knows for sure what the hell they're for
- the women in London are hotter than RT remembered. In spite of the dental issues and pasty skin, there were plenty of hotties. Lots of young American chics tho....
- the music in the clubs is pathetically outdated and very un-club like by American standards. For example, RT was at "The Zoo Bar"...supposedly one of the premier clubs in a hot area of town. They proceeded to play Whitney Houston...not techno Whitney Houston but "How Will I Know (if he really loves me)...then they played Michael Jackson "The Way You Make Me Feel",  Wham! "Wake Me Up", and DeBarge "Rhythm of the Night".   Now, your natural first inclination may be to think that RT stumbled into a gay disco......RT assures LL,INC mgmt that this was an extremely hetro place with a ratio of hens in RT's favor. Just seems that the Brits like older, less masculine music..
- businessmen in London have 2 hour lunches where they consume many pints of beer...

[lewdogg11]

I don't know who watched the Ultimate Fighter last night, but that dude Ed Herman, is one BMF.  He was in there clowning with that little dude, and once he was like 'There's an arm!' he just about ripped it out of his socket.  That dude is good, and he's nuts. 

LD11 dreamt all night that he quit his job to become a cage fighter.  I may possibly start a dual career in professional bowling, and UFC cage fighting.

[Senor RedTackle]

Why We Split Up

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.

['gro]

Akron Ohio, 3rd and final day.  woke up today... hung-ova. Housekeeping arrived as I was delivering evil from my bowels. "Come back later!!" she probably smelled it coming from under the door.

Hit up the football hall of fame today. Good times. smaller than I thought it would be... also thouth there would be more interactive stuff like in the basketball HOF.  Favorite bust: Merlin Olson (for the anchorman tie in) and Ronnie Lott. They have the Lott stare down to a t.  I hope Bill Cower makes it to the HOF so the cower glare can be immortalized.  Worst busts... Steve Young and Lawrence Taylor. Doesn't look anything like either of them.

thats all from Ohio... heading to tennessee then on to north cackalacka!

p.s. Happy birfday to me, happy birfday to me, happy birthday dear Enginegro, happy birfday to me.

['gro]

p.s. I'm sitting here at the airport and theres this kid at the gate with gospel music blaring out of his headphones and he's wil'n out like he's got the spirit in him.  I just want to jump up and say "I am very happy to be here" like eddie murphy in coming to america.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Gro Akron is quite the airport.  TDT remembers flying in there with the SJU charter in the late fall of 2001 when the Johnnies took on the Mount Union Purple.  Not a very attractive place in America, Firestone tires, LeBron James, and drab surroundings.  Have heard the football HOF in Canton leaves a lot to be desired.  Do you concur?  Those that have been to the FB and Baseball HOF say the FB can't hold a candle to Cooperstown.

PS: Enjoy the biscuits and gravy in the NC.

Gro do you have something to confess to LLPP, Inc from your recent trip to Schnectady?...

http://www.startribune.com/484/story/456709.html

['gro]

Gro will concur about the football HOF. A lot of interesting things to see... but not much to DO. Oh look it's joe montana's left shoe.

still in Akron, flight delay. I'll have about 3min to make my connection in cincy...

[Garnet]

Garnet just received this ink: http://www.flickr.com/photos/binkysgirls/

Don't know who Binky Boodle is but Garnet likes the pictures. 

No nudity but nice pictures.   

Enjoy the weekend men!

[JT]

NEWSFLASH TYRA BANKS TRIES TO WORK AT KRISPY KREME AND FAILS
JT left work early to beat the traffic out of NY.  Back in Dirty Jersey, JT is surfing the web and TV at the same time.  JT's on Tyra and she has that rags to riches movie dude Tyler Perry.  Tyler actually worked in fast food and Krispy Kreme when he was homeless.

So Tyler's at KK waiting for Tyra whose 40 minutes late.  Tyler picks up every various job at KK like he never left.  Tyra can't even handle boxing the donuts and sweeps dirt under the fryers instead of using a dustpan.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker is tired of dumbass drivers that barely speak english.  For the second time in eight days KS was hit by some a-hole in a hurry that could not or would not speak english.  The dumbass yesterday was a beauty, he changed his story three times for the cops.  JT might know where this happened.  KS was on rt 440 in Jersey City heading from JC towards Hoboken and the Holland tunnel.  KS was turning right in the left hand of two right turn lanes onto 1&9, traffic was backed up.  KS had just finished turn and was just starting to straighten wheels when Dumbass next to KS decides to change lanes and plows the left front of his car right into KS car right where right front fender and door meet.  Dumbass then tries to blame KS for accident.

Irony of whole situation is KS was headed for Allstate appraiser appointment for accident last thursday when KS was tapped in the rear by another non english speaking driver, but her son spoke english and was very polite, KS not really pissed at that accident.  KS got a check for almost 400.00 when all that is really needed is a 145.00 spare tire cover, they paid for half a new bumper, because there were existing scratchs on it.

The Stalkers got over it by BBQing a bunch of pig and cow last night.