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johnnyadmit

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on June 02, 2006, 03:50:27 PM

Lastly, what ever happened to the hot flight attendants?  Back in the day, NWA which is what TDT flies most of the time had some real cute numbers. 


The hot flight attendants work for Lufthansa.   Hot Germans and Scandanavians.  Friendly too- had three seats to myself on an overnight flight into Frankfurt and one hot blond sat down to talk for a few minutes between booze runs.  Had 4 connections on Lufthansa in Europe, and not a one flight attendant was lower than a 7-8...
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

PBR...

#7816
right now pbr hates everyone until his a/c gets fixed!!!  >:(   best looking attendants right now are on hawaiian airlines. flew out and back on them and there were some beautiful women pouring me drinks for that 5+ hour flight. needless to say pbr found a fondness for hawaiian women. nice tan, athletic, like the outdoors and actually enjoy going to sporting events....

'gro

maybe reg can find us a G5 on ebay.

Its funny when you sit down in an airplane and the the other seat(s) in your row are empty and you wait and size up the people walking down the aisle trying to figure out who is going to sit next to you.

Hottie gets aboard, you get excited... she walks by. Old person with oxygen tank is next... yup. there's your best friend for the next 2 hours.

icgrad87

Quote from: enginegro on June 02, 2006, 04:26:44 PM

Its funny when you sit down in an airplane and the the other seat(s) in your row are empty and you wait and size up the people walking down the aisle trying to figure out who is going to sit next to you.

Hottie gets aboard, you get excited... she walks by. Old person with oxygen tank is next... yup. there's your best friend for the next 2 hours.

So true Gro..So true!!!

'gro

Quote from: icgrad87 on June 02, 2006, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: enginegro on June 02, 2006, 04:26:44 PM

Its funny when you sit down in an airplane and the the other seat(s) in your row are empty and you wait and size up the people walking down the aisle trying to figure out who is going to sit next to you.

Hottie gets aboard, you get excited... she walks by. Old person with oxygen tank is next... yup. there's your best friend for the next 2 hours.

So true Gro..So true!!!

It just happened to me last week. Old lady sits next to me, whatever. Complete hottie comes down the aisle and says "is this 7A?" Old lady pulls out ticket... "Oh I should be in 6A, do you want to switch?"

now I'm in the aisle seat, so switching would of involed a lot of people moving. so alas the hottie that was destined to sit next to me ended up in 6A. I fell asleep anyway.

johnnyadmit

Quote from: enginegro on June 02, 2006, 08:50:14 PM
Quote from: icgrad87 on June 02, 2006, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: enginegro on June 02, 2006, 04:26:44 PM

Its funny when you sit down in an airplane and the the other seat(s) in your row are empty and you wait and size up the people walking down the aisle trying to figure out who is going to sit next to you.

Hottie gets aboard, you get excited... she walks by. Old person with oxygen tank is next... yup. there's your best friend for the next 2 hours.

So true Gro..So true!!!

It just happened to me last week. Old lady sits next to me, whatever. Complete hottie comes down the aisle and says "is this 7A?" Old lady pulls out ticket... "Oh I should be in 6A, do you want to switch?"

now I'm in the aisle seat, so switching would of involed a lot of people moving. so alas the hottie that was destined to sit next to me ended up in 6A. I fell asleep anyway.

Admit was once offered a spot on the mile-high hall of fame by a 27 yr old red-hot random after a seat switch.  First thing she says is "I bet you're wondering what kind of underwear I have on.....I'm not wearing any"   Turns out Admit was a 16 yr old soph in high school and scared shi*less at the time.   Admit later regretted that decision... 

In case the LLPP has doubts-there are witnesses to this exchange
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Regulator

Quote from: johnnyadmit on June 02, 2006, 10:37:33 PM


Admit was once offered a spot on the mile-high hall of fame by a 27 yr old red-hot random after a seat switch.  First thing she says is "I bet you're wondering what kind of underwear I have on.....I'm not wearing any"   Turns out Admit was a 16 yr old soph in high school and scared shi*less at the time.   Admit later regretted that decision... 

In case the LLPP has doubts-there are witnesses to this exchange

Admit-   Seeing she was ready to give it up to a 16year old.....on a plane.....for switching seats......something tells Reg that you may have made to correct choice. 

I wonder what she would have done for someone holding a door open for her?.....that has to be worth something!

In situations like that, let your conscious be your guide....

In gros case, dood you are either getting light in the loafers or old.....or both.

'gro

why is gro always the bad guy.  Old lady offers to switch, hotties says "oh don't worry about it" and takes the other seat.  Should I have yelled out (ron burgundy style)

"YOU CAN SIT NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE GET TO CINCY I'LL BUY YOU A CINNABON"

it's cool though i think the old lady touched my junk when I was asleep.

Regulator

Gro,

That was funny. +1k
You're not the bad guy in this situation....

Old people are often take advantage of being old.....
A few examples-

At the airport, Old man and old lady get in the "old people and childrens line" at southwest....don't you know they grab the first row on both sides...6 seats for their family and they are the first ones off the plane.  Save yourself a cuff to the head from Reg and the next time you get on the plane before anyone else because "of children and disabilities" DO NOT hold everyone up by getting off first.

Grandpa Reg used to go speeding through the middle of town at about 65mph when doing 45 would get a 17year old reg pulled over...his excuse "they know me and don't bother old vets like me.

How about old people that think they can always get to the front of the line because they "didn't see anyone"....lady, you walked past a line with 50 people in it and went to the open  register that people have been waiting 30 seconds for, because the lazy clerk hasn't called anyone yet.....F ME!

'gro

haha picturing grandpa reg tearing ass down the street... priceless.

So Gro at work on this lovely saturday. Can't really complain since I've only been in the office 8 out of the past 15 work days... but anyhow I got to thinking about 'The Office'.

My man Dwight... he's hooking up w/ Angela the super religious chick.  Is he stuck hitting ground rule doubles or is her 3rd base coach giving him the all go signal?  just something to think about before next season.

Regulator

Quote from: enginegro on June 03, 2006, 11:30:43 AM
haha picturing grandpa reg tearing ass down the street... priceless.

Gro it wasn't so much tearing azz....I mean the guy had an s-10 pickup and refused to start off in anything less then 4th gear, that way he wouldn't have to shift the enitre ride home. 

icgrad87

Ok...so grad is driving home from work last night and listening to radio(not much on as usually) and BBD's Poison comes on(ok I have a variety of stations programmed into the radio) and the one line I have stuck in my head that won't go away is

"Never trust a Big Butt & a Smile..that girl is poison"



Damn it's raining again here...I don't want to shut down but I've seen/heard of too many lightening strikes killing routers & modems......WHEN IS THE SUN GONNA COME OUT???!!!!

Pat Coleman

Quote from: icgrad87 on June 03, 2006, 01:23:30 PM
Ok...so grad is driving home from work last night and listening to radio(not much on as usually) and BBD's Poison comes on(ok I have a variety of stations programmed into the radio) and the one line I have stuck in my head that won't go away is

"Never trust a Big Butt & a Smile..that girl is poison"

That was the motto for our radio show as freshmen.

Poison, poison, po-po-po-poison, poison
Poison, poison, po-po-po-poison, poison
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'gro

+k to IC and PC for the poison references... now if I can only get a picture of PC in some early 90's bright green overalls...