FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Something about all the stress in my life with school and what not right now tells me that you can expect an ALL-STAR performance from LD11.  He is in desperate need of just laying it down old school like.  I'll probably barf several times, chances of seeing me naked are pretty solid, and the old LD11 making out with several chicks in a 10 minute span could come into play.

LD11,

Good luck with all that but your attempt at making out with several chicks in a 10 minute span had better come before the barfing part, or your odds will go way down I am thinking.

It's obvious you've never seen LD11 in action.  It's science.

[lewdogg11]

sounds like beer goggles shall be out in full force....nice!

Being that the LLPP, Inc. is a highly touted Fortune 500 conglomerate, I would like if we no longer called them 'beer goggles'.  I am much more comfortable with saying that my perception of women will be less than 1-sigma standard deviations of quality control.

['gro]

Any time the haters get together it's like an all star game.  I heard regulator has kept his neon green polo shirt in the freezer for over a year so he could bring it out for next weekend.

[Regulator]

I was going to comment before you did LD11,  I think the vomit actually adds to your game!

Like you said, hot weather + stress + old school + barf + making out with tons of old chicks = SCIENCE

[Regulator]

LD11,
1 Sigma!!! Oh man, that is beyond any deviation that any wingman would want to be a part of.

TENNESSEE!!! Gro, have you seen those 2 blonde hair chicks within the last year LD and I met at SB2k1 ?

[Regulator]

Any time the haters get together it's like an all star game.  I heard regulator has kept his neon green polo shirt in the freezer for over a year so he could bring it out for next weekend.

Dood,
Chicks dig pastels on Regulator they say it brings out the pimp hand.  Why did you have to go there?

['gro]

If you're pimping 6sigma...

Mu = 7.5
Sigma = 0.5

Regulator... agree? here's a chart if you get confused.

[Regulator]

If you're pimping 6sigma...

Mu = 7.5
Sigma = 0.5

Regulator... agree? here's a chart if you get confused.

I completely agree Gro.  However where are you getting a baseline of 7.5!!!  Is that before of after 12 miller lights?

['gro]

Oh no no no my friend... that is stone sober. Miller light or any alcohol is going to shift that target spec down to about a 6 with the same sigma.

You target also shifts the same way in proportion to the hours/min left before last call...

are the liberal arts guys all following along? We can slow this down for you if you'd like.

[BDB]

You guys lost me when it was agreed upon that barfing helps make out with chicks.

My whole life up to this point has been squandered.

[lewdogg11]

BDB, I don't think it was that barf helps YOU, barf just has helped me over the years.  Pretty much, when i'm drunk enough to be barfing everywhere, my game is at it's finest, and a stick of Juicy Fruit and it's LL Cool J time.

Now, as far as closing time Sigma...I would reverse it and say anyone within a Z-Score of 3.9 is fair game.

[lewdogg11]

And goddamnitt Regulator, I know you're married and all, but if we run into those 2 chicks from TN from SB2K1, the ring is coming off for 4 hours and we'll have a huge pants party.  Gro, break out the duct tape.

['gro]

I laugh when I see BDB cuz it reminds me of a certain 30+ year old RA from RPI with the same nickname (note: that nickname was not blue devil bob)

and THEN Lew has to mention duct tape... HILARIOUS...

[PBR...]

pbr is boiling sitting here at work at least 3 cars pull right out in front of him driving to work today!!! then proceed to drive 35 in a 50mph zone!!! WTF!!! First I have to lock up my brakes not to hit you 3 dorks then since your in such a hurry you drive 35!!! I should of taken my 16oz pbr can and clanked it off their heads!! But I didnt want to waste any beer on these fools!!!

['gro]

10 deep breaths PBR... 1.... 2.... woo sah, woo sah... serenity now!!

Someone bought breakfast for the office today... Chick-fil-a chicken biscuits... If it wasn't for these little guys and buscuits and gravy... I would have moved back North years ago.