FB: Liberty League

[PBR...]

true reg....true.....'gro smokin' a 3,120,000 sticks a year on that pace....

[Regulator]

Why must people fabricate reediculas concoctions of stats?
Listen, one time gro went to a coinstar and made $100 in 4 minutes......he could say he is making $1500 an hour.....and $60,000 a week.

Leave the stats to the politicians.....in the LLPP, weez keeps it realz

OK, fair enough. Series Twins 3-0; Runs 18-6

KR- Put your money where your mouth is.....$20 the twins are below .500 at the all star break.

I hate beasball, but betting with the twins should be illegal.

[Kilted Rat]

3 games under right now, 3 games this week against the Pirates, and 3 games each against the Royals, Cubs, and Brewers... you're on.

[Regulator]

3 games under right now, 3 games this week against the Pirates, and 3 games each against the Royals, Cubs, and Brewers... you're on.

If the brewers sweep, I want a public apology on LLPP for being a twins fan.

[JT]

JT's not making this up.  Just a had a meeting with a new client.  The Art Director was a caucasion lady named "Dipali Lips".  Lips being her married name, so she chose that.

Isn't even the best part of the meeting.  We were discussing a project that couldn't be finished by machine and has to be finished by hand.  She's not too bad... about a 6 and says to JT:

Lips: So getting it done right requires a hand job.

JT: [trying not to lose it]  Um..... ah... yes it requires hand finishing.

JT laughed all the way back to the office and is still giggling.  JT thinks the margins he can get from this client will be Phat.

[Regulator]

So, Reg is sitting at the airport like 2 hours early...(it was a 1:59 flight and I was thinking it was a 12:59 flight.....WHo the F makes a flight at 1:59....do you know how bad that messes with people???
Anywhooo, I have come to conclusion that #1 DCA smells funny, #2 there are no good looking peope here, and #3 why are people looking at me because I am working on a laptop.

According to US Airways PHR is "ON TIME"

[Knightstalker]

As long as she gets a quality hand job JT.

[Regulator]

JT's not making this up.  Just a had a meeting with a new client.  The Art Director was a caucasion lady named "Dipali Lips".  Lips being her married name, so she chose that.

Isn't even the best part of the meeting.  We were discussing a project that couldn't be finished by machine and has to be finished by hand.  She's not too bad... about a 6 and says to JT:

Lips: So getting it done right requires a hand job.

JT: [trying not to lose it]  Um..... ah... yes it requires hand finishing.

JT laughed all the way back to the office and is still giggling.  JT thinks the margins he can get from this client will be Phat.

JT+1 for the laugh....that is funny, kind of like when some work people were talking about old school snacks...you know twinkies, cheese puffs etc when some topper lady says out loud in front of everyone (and her boss) 
"I used to be able to fit a whole Ding Dong in my mouth"
REG:  I bet you did.......

[Regulator]

RE: Change

When Reg isn' t paying for items with a check card (which is extremely rare) he is required to use old fashioned paper money.

I am sitting here ruminating about how nasty money actually is...YACK....
WHile I was ruminating, I thought about change....what a stupid concept.  The ONLY change that REG ever carries in his pockets is quarters or dimes, anything else gets thrown away, left at the counter or is pawned off on Mrs. Reg.

Can someone develop a "change card" or something like that...where all my spare change is collected on a credit card apparatus and I can take it to coinstar once a month?

[Kilted Rat]

If the brewers sweep, I want a public apology on LLPP for being a twins fan.

Ditto you if the Sox are swept by the Devil Rays, or Marlins.

[Regulator]

If the brewers sweep, I want a public apology on LLPP for being a twins fan.

Ditto you if the Sox are swept by the Devil Rays, or Marlins.

LD11 likes the BO-SOX, he will write the apology if they get swept by those teams.  Reg was brought up as a yankee fan.  But since baseball is nearly dead to me (except when I go to the game for the atmosphere), I haven't been that involved with the organization. 

Sorry guys.

[johnnyadmit]

Sucks to be a poor teacher and keep change in a jar instead of throwing it away!  


Innocent little harmless prediction-Twinks 3 games over by break.  BoSox fall to 3 over after being swept by the fairer Sox going into break.  

[PBR...]

me thinks reg will have many a pbr's on his way to nooga town today....with any luck he may get in the mile high club

[bigdvs]

Yo! LLPP how goes it?

Bigdvs can't wait for another season of the mindless banter that is LLPP.

Bored at worked figured why not stop in and see what the topics are currently?

RedSox vs Yankees vs Twins

Fellas its always the Yankees, even when they are the worst team in the league the world will revolve around the pinstripes.

CoWorkers saying dumb things

bigdvs tried to come up with some cool little diddy about a female coworker explaining how much she stroked and messaged her pussycat but it just sounded corny (ZOMG the whole DingDong DAMN!!- good one reg)

Change

bigdvs gives all denominations below a dime to Mrs. bigdvs, who then converts them into stacks of cash at her place of employ

See you all in Troy, bigdvs homebrewed vintage {red wine} for any that can find me during the shoes game.

[Regulator]

me thinks reg will have many a pbr's on his way to nooga town today....with any luck he may get in the mile high club

#1- there will be zero PBRs consumed within the next weekend or 2....give or take 30 years.

#2 Mrs. Reg wouldnt be to thrilled with this "mile high" item in which you referred to.

#3 Shoesapolooza '06- RPI freaking rent a cops better not F this up for us.  Im serious... just like when they chased everyone away once we were in the game.  Why not just let us be?  Dont you enjoy when people come support the team.

#4- so tell me 2 people didnt just sit on each side of me and break out food....whats up with that?  To make it more annoying, the lady that sat down is about 350 pounds, give or take 200 pounds and sets her pizza down right next to me so she can be a "loud talker" on the cell phone.  She is about to take a quick trip to RegDonald's for this lack of courtesy!  Hey lady, wipe the corner of your mouth....there is cookie trapped in there.