FB: Liberty League

[union89]

OH SNAP!!!!!
U89 goes on a quick hiatis from LLPP, Inc. and all hell breaks loose.  Fighting between charter members of both the LL and MIAC.....LD11 claiming he is going the way of HollaDawg...

Damn you EngiNegro....how could you let this happen!!!!!

[Jonny Utah]

Gro, the bed has never been peed on but....

Ive peed on a TV set,
Ive peed in my closet floor my junior year.
Ive peed in my trash bucket at my parents house.
Ive peed in my dresser drawer (the longunderwear drawer).

In fact, my junior year closet floor piss was a good one.  The next day my roomate goes in there and says...."whys the floor all wet".  I honestly couldnt remember doing it untill later that day.  All water though at that point if your that drunk to be doing that in the first place.

Ill give you one more personal item of the day...

I eat on average 5-10 super chicken burrittos from Annas Taqueria every week with refried beans, rice and hot sauce.  $3.95 a burrito!!! Best deal in Boston.

[union89]

Gro, the bed has never been peed on but....

Ive peed on a TV set,
Ive peed in my closet floor my junior year.
Ive peed in my trash bucket at my parents house.
Ive peed in my dresser drawer (the longunderwear drawer).

In fact, my junior year closet floor piss was a good one.  The next day my roomate goes in there and says...."whys the floor all wet".  I honestly couldnt remember doing it untill later that day.  All water though at that point if your that drunk to be doing that in the first place.

Ill give you one more personal item of the day...

I eat on average 5-10 super chicken burrittos from Annas Taqueria every week with refried beans, rice and hot sauce.  $3.95 a burrito!!! Best deal in Boston.

JU,
U89 can understand the closet floor, the trash bucket and even the dresser drawer....but on the TV set?? 

Were the Twins playing the Yankees??

['gro]

Gro, the bed has never been peed on but....

Ive peed in my closet floor my junior year.

yeah I did the closet too, and it was right when school ended so I'm packing up and notice all the clothes on the closet floor are wet... like you said it's mostly water at that point the sniff test was inconclusive but I figured some late night 'Gro-tacular antics were to blame.

I eat on average 5-10 super chicken burrittos from Annas Taqueria every week with refried beans, rice and hot sauce.  $3.95 a burrito!!! Best deal in Boston.

Best hangover cure in boston!! Flashback to player hater reunion #1... LD and I get bombed the day before. I'm Hung-ovaah.  LD drags my carcass to to Anna's. I eat about 2 bites... proceed to yack in the bathroom, come back and finish the burrito... BAM!!! hangover cured.

persistance pays

[johnnyadmit]

Best hangover cure in boston!! Flashback to player hater reunion #1... LD and I get bombed the day before. I'm Hung-ovaah.  LD drags my carcass to to Anna's. I eat about 2 bites... proceed to yack in the bathroom, come back and finish the burrito... BAM!!! hangover cured.

persistance pays

Sounds like Kay's Kitchen in St. Joe.  It's greasy-ass food cures all- and there's no way to count the number of times Johnnies have yakked in the can at that establishment...


There are also no Admit spectacular pissing antics (at least as far as I can remember!)- for some reason I always made it down the hall, or at least to the sink of my dorm. 

[Kilted Rat]

Admit and KR were just reminiscing via private messaging a little ordeal that happened on the 1st floor of one of the freshman dorms our soph year at SJU.

Since SJU had way more guys in our class than expected, many of our classmates ended up living on the 1st floor of Tommy Hall, one of the freshmen dorms on campus.

One night on Tommy 1, a guy we'll call "K" decided to do a solo assault on a 750 of Captain Morgan followed by a one man mission on a similar sized bottle of Jaggermeister.

Apparently about 3AM K gets up to head to the old sh*tter and passed out on the floor in the bathroom mere feet from the sh*tters.

Problem is, K forgot to tell his bowels that he hadn't yet arrived at the *******s and K's colon unleashed a fury in K's shorts which erupted out the top and bottom of K's shorts all over the bathroom floor.

Eventually the odor or something woke K up and K realizes he's covered in some substance and tries to wipe it off but ends up smearing it all over his entire body, face and hair included in the process.

At this point, K realized he need some help and who do you turn to in that situation but your friendly RA.

The RA of Tommy 1 that year is a good friend of mine, who we'll call J and said he was lying in bed in a  Busch Light induced coma with a Butterface next to him when there was a loud slapping noise on his door. Being the good RA he was, he tells them to "Shut the F up" and "Go to bed." Unfortunately the slapping continues until J jumps out of his loft pissed as hell and throws the door open to discover K's poop covered body looking like a "Feces covered version of the Yetti" (J's own words) leaning against his door frame begging for help.

K had successfully coated 50% of J's door in poop by this point as well as tracking it 25 feet down the hallway leaving perfect handprints where K has used the formerly white walls for stabilization.

Campus Rent-a-cops were called, they called in the Sheriff's dept and since neither department wanted to transport K and his feces to detox in their vehicles, he was released to his roommate's possesion pending a shower and cleaning up the mess that was made.

K completed his cleaning tasks later that day and apologized profusely to all on the floor and all involved asking that the story not be spread. Unfortunately by this point 1/2 the campus knew and it was spreading.


This is how Tommy 1 got to be known as the Sh*t floor, the Poop deck and the Bowel Basement. Additionally they earned such slogans as "Tommy 1 gets down with the Brown," and "Tommy 1, we're the sh*t and we play in it."


* K does not stand for KR, but rather for the first name of the DipSh*t described.

[Regulator]

That is an amazing story.  I do not know what to say.....except, didn't you guys have showers in your bathrooms?  I would have thrown him in there for a few.

"perfect handprints".....hi larious

[Jonny Utah]

Gro, the bed has never been peed on but....

Ive peed on a TV set,
Ive peed in my closet floor my junior year.
Ive peed in my trash bucket at my parents house.
Ive peed in my dresser drawer (the longunderwear drawer).

In fact, my junior year closet floor piss was a good one.  The next day my roomate goes in there and says...."whys the floor all wet".  I honestly couldnt remember doing it untill later that day.  All water though at that point if your that drunk to be doing that in the first place.

Ill give you one more personal item of the day...

I eat on average 5-10 super chicken burrittos from Annas Taqueria every week with refried beans, rice and hot sauce.  $3.95 a burrito!!! Best deal in Boston.

JU,
U89 can understand the closet floor, the trash bucket and even the dresser drawer....but on the TV set?? 

Were the Twins playing the Yankees??

That was my 21st b-day after a night at the Kells.  All I remember is my friend yelling at me..."Jonny"..."Jonny!!"  "Your pissing on my TV!"  I then woke up, looked down, and Im not lying when I said I just could not stop.  I kept going and going and going.  It was about a 3 minute piss.  He cleaned it up that night while I went back to bed.  I felt bad just a little.

[Reno Hightower]

Reno did once get kicked out of a girls room because he decided when she went to the bathroom that he didnt feel like walking all the way down the hall to the bathroom and that it would be much easier to just take a pee out the girls window. The girl walked in to see Reno, buck naked, standing on her desk, peeing out her window.......Reno went home alone but with a great story!

[Kilted Rat]

That is an amazing story.  I do not know what to say.....except, didn't you guys have showers in your bathrooms?  I would have thrown him in there for a few.

"perfect handprints".....hi larious

There were showers in the bathrooms, right next to where K passed out. He was promptly directed to the showers when the Rent-a-cops left. With him wearing the protective poop covering, there was not going to be anyone throwing him anywhere that night.

[Jonny Utah]

JU got busted as well twice in the girls bathroom on the 11th floor of the East Tower.  (floors went boy/girl).  Once is a warning and twice is some community.  Three times and your picture gets put up in the Tompkins County Courthouse for Lewd and Lacivous behavior.

Hey, stairs are tough at 3am, what can ya do?

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker has not peed the bed after a night of drinking but did pass out drunk while in the navy wearing his dress blues.  Navy dress blues have a 13 button flap instead of a normal fly and zipper.  KS woke up have to pee like a clydesdale after drinking the bud wagon, needless to say KS did not get enough buttons undone in time to avoid peeing his pants, good thing they were navy blue, nobody could tell by looking.

KS was passed out under buddy Sam the Butchers coffee table one night when he woke up to see STB taking a leak in Mrs. STB's potted palm tree in their living room.  Because of incidents like this she is now the Ex Mrs STB.

[dewcrew88]

Re: Walk of shame

Similar situation in Troy, NY.  RPI for all intents is an all male school (75% guys... remaining "girls" not all that... then add freshmen 15). But there is an all girls school down the hill, close to the bars.

This walk of shame was tricky. First, guys weren't allowed to stay in their dorms. A rule that was rarely enforced but always kept the girls on their toes. So you would be rushed out like it was mission impossible. Once out of the dorms you had to get back to your car which is usually parked in east bumfeck.

Now I don't know about LD or Reg or any RPI guys reading this... but I always felt that during the walk of shame a group of man hating girls would jump out of the bushes and beat 'Gro down with field hockey sticks. That's the vibe 'Gro got.

I dated a girl who went to school at Sage and I snarfed water on my computer monitor reading that.... cause that's exactly what happens! It's like you are part of the game Grand Theft Auto: Russell Sage College.



Nothin'? Car crash me.

[dewcrew88]

Admit and KR were just reminiscing via private messaging a little ordeal that happened on the 1st floor of one of the freshman dorms our soph year at SJU.

Since SJU had way more guys in our class than expected, many of our classmates ended up living on the 1st floor of Tommy Hall, one of the freshmen dorms on campus.

One night on Tommy 1, a guy we'll call "K" decided to do a solo assault on a 750 of Captain Morgan followed by a one man mission on a similar sized bottle of Jaggermeister.

Apparently about 3AM K gets up to head to the old sh*tter and passed out on the floor in the bathroom mere feet from the sh*tters.

Problem is, K forgot to tell his bowels that he hadn't yet arrived at the *******s and K's colon unleashed a fury in K's shorts which erupted out the top and bottom of K's shorts all over the bathroom floor.

Eventually the odor or something woke K up and K realizes he's covered in some substance and tries to wipe it off but ends up smearing it all over his entire body, face and hair included in the process.

At this point, K realized he need some help and who do you turn to in that situation but your friendly RA.

The RA of Tommy 1 that year is a good friend of mine, who we'll call J and said he was lying in bed in a  Busch Light induced coma with a Butterface next to him when there was a loud slapping noise on his door. Being the good RA he was, he tells them to "Shut the F up" and "Go to bed." Unfortunately the slapping continues until J jumps out of his loft pissed as hell and throws the door open to discover K's poop covered body looking like a "Feces covered version of the Yetti" (J's own words) leaning against his door frame begging for help.

K had successfully coated 50% of J's door in poop by this point as well as tracking it 25 feet down the hallway leaving perfect handprints where K has used the formerly white walls for stabilization.

Campus Rent-a-cops were called, they called in the Sheriff's dept and since neither department wanted to transport K and his feces to detox in their vehicles, he was released to his roommate's possesion pending a shower and cleaning up the mess that was made.

K completed his cleaning tasks later that day and apologized profusely to all on the floor and all involved asking that the story not be spread. Unfortunately by this point 1/2 the campus knew and it was spreading.


This is how Tommy 1 got to be known as the Sh*t floor, the Poop deck and the Bowel Basement. Additionally they earned such slogans as "Tommy 1 gets down with the Brown," and "Tommy 1, we're the sh*t and we play in it."


* K does not stand for KR, but rather for the first name of the DipSh*t described.

Just an informal vote here, but I have to believe that this is the best story ever told in LLPP history... +K to everyone on the last two pages

[johnnyadmit]

I agree- and I'm glad we could be a part of this restoration of LLPP peace.   


While we're at it, I dredged up another informal LLPP poll whilst at the bar an hour ago:
Re: s*****ing at the bar-   Honestly, who in the LLPP s***s at the bar??   Twice whist going into the can at the local watering hole tonite (big softball win-hence a long night), I caught sight of pants surrounding ankles under the stall.  As I believe has been discussed before, why not just go home?