FB: Liberty League

['gro]

I see your point reg... I like Gro's love shack. How about 31 flavors and a poodle? or Gro's house of holding hands and getting lost in your eyes during reruns of the bachelor?

until that tiny ring shaped prison is attached to my finger... it's stll TM-II.

[PBR...]

gro question of the night w/ friends in town.....was abba's dancing queen put on karoke? if so we will rack you up to the married thingee.....

['gro]

nah nah it was a one shot karioke deal... picked the silliest song I could find (aka backstreet). All for sheets and giggles.  If Reg and Mrs Reg were there it would have been just as mantastic.

[Jonny Utah]

ok here is what p'd off pbr flying back from lax....pbr sitting quiet in airport w/ mrs. pbr and 3 anklebiters...the mrs takes 3 munchkins to bathrooms the seating area is packed so the 3 seats the wife and kids were using have their backpacks etc sitting there i am making small talk with a bunch of dudes from philly area sitting next to me when this el chunko women proceeds to sit in one of the seats....i see my wife and kids across the plains making their way back over to me so i kindly tell this oinker that people are using those seats and will be back shortly....she says to me "well i dont see anybody around so i am sitting here..." as she munches on her ice cream cone...i guess she thought i was some tofu eating cali dude and would back down so i at this point i tell her "look my wife and kids will be back here in a minute for those seats" and she says "well i still dont see anyone so i  aint moving..." at this point i sit up and the guys next to me sense i am getting really p'd off and can sense the tension and start to laugh...so i tell the swine....you will move your arse out of that seat or i am going to move it for you with a back hoe if need be which point everyone around me starts cracking up and i am really p.o.'d at this point she continues to munch on this gigantic ice cream cone...at this point wife and kids are standing there and i tell her to "move it or i will" which she does and my wife can hear the tone in my voice and i have to explain the situation. so now mrs. pbr is ready to have a throw down with this cow so i have to calm her down...you know i am a  very easy going guy not much bothers me if the lady had asked nicely if she could sit there until my wife comes back i would of gladly of said absolutely... but traveling is stressful enough let alone add in bambino's....then cop an attitude with me i was ready to slam dunk this pig into a trash can

At that point I would have gone up to airport security and said something like...

"I dont know if this means anything, but that lady over there said something about how she smuggles drugs onto airplanes all the time in her fatrolls"

[JT]

JT spent a fine Birthday w/e chilling in the Poconos: Def Leppard concert, good food, wineries, breweries, fireworks.  Had a nice room with a deck that overlooked a big stream that flowed down from the mountains.  Big comfy bed... slept and napped like a king all W/E.  For the first time in a long we didn't really encounter people that JT wanted to slap.

JT will try to avoid aggrevating people in this short work week and try to keep the happy buzz going into the W/E.

[PBR...]

hey jt where were you chillin in the pokeno's?

[Knightstalker]

KS had a good weekend, Saturday night KS and MKS left the stalkerette at momKS' and went to a party at a friends house outside East Stroudsburg.  Sunday cooking out at momKS and laying in the pool, same on Monday.  After weekend of fun KS spent most of fourth sleeping in shifts while the stalkerette was awake.  Good weekend.

[Reno Hightower]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYd4OcFSMBE&search=hulk%20hogan

[johnnyadmit]

Two stupid a** jokes that admit found hilarious this weekend after 18 beers:


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you



Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

[icgrad87]

New Chappelle show starting this Sunday(at least what he made before he went bonkers)....Here's the schedule

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_schedule/index.jhtml?seriesId=11616

[PBR...]

one thing to say llpp....TGIF!!!   i keep falling asleep on my keyboard with a big puddle of drool my keyboard....

[Regulator]

Trying to get any work done this week, is like trying to swim wearing cynder blocks as water wings.

MR took the "week" off, but still seems to get more done then the people still in the office.

PapaReg should be coming into town today for a weekend of reelaxation.
Looking at Sunny and 80's today tomorrow and Mostly Sunny sunday.

Coronie WHAT?? Coronie WHO??

['gro]

this short 3 day work week has been hell on earth. Anything that could go wrong with people (or machines) has happened. Another half day of work planned for saturday, then it's off to Hotlanta for a braves game. Cheap seats, overpriced beer.

[PBR...]

me sees reg out on the boat with cold beverages en masse.....'gro pls tell me you dont sit there for 9 innings doing the chop....

[Regulator]

There is a difference between what Reg and MR see for the weekend....or any other weekend for that matter.

My vision, head out about 15 minutes to our favorite anchorage (my favorite bc of gas prices), drop anchor, tie up with a few friends, enjoy the sun, put MR on the front sunpad so she doesn't yell at me, eat, listen to some music, apply tan amplifier and swim....then have MR drive the boat home, which means she basically steers, like any 5 year old could. (she absolutely hates when I put her in this situation) PS- popular anchorages a plus, hot chicks a plus, small bikinis a plus, (of course, of course)

Her vision is like this-
Head to a cove, anchor alone, read books, yell at me to turn down the music, I am limited to 1 ML an hour and head home 2 hours later to eat all the blue crabs the people at our docks caught, while I have to drive.