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JT

Quote from: Jonny Utah on August 01, 2006, 08:44:57 AM
Gro, there is one commercial that might be hands down the most annoying in the history of the world.

I dont want to anger people but.................



"I know what I want......I know what I need............"

Taylor blows... everyone knows Chris Daughtry was better.  Taylor got the trailor trash vote and that put his sorry ass over the top.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: JT on August 01, 2006, 11:50:37 AM
...Taylor got the trailor trash vote...

Is there any other type of voter that calls in to American Idol?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

JT

Quote from: Kilted Rat on August 01, 2006, 12:15:47 PM
Quote from: JT on August 01, 2006, 11:50:37 AM
...Taylor got the trailor trash vote...

Is there any other type of voter that calls in to American Idol?

Lot of kids vote.

PBR...

ahhh yes...nice and HOT and HUMID out the heat index around 110....nothing like seeing the wet spots in the middle of the back of all these overweight women walking around....man that is just nasty...some of these peeps look like they are taking a shower

JT

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on August 01, 2006, 12:53:37 PM
ahhh yes...nice and HOT and HUMID out the heat index around 110....nothing like seeing the wet spots in the middle of the back of all these overweight women walking around....man that is just nasty...some of these peeps look like they are taking a shower

Yeah and a lot of them powder their fat friction areas.  On real hot days some of them ooze a paste.  Lovely sight. 

'gro

a few cars in the parking lot have their windows cracked 2-3".... it's 95 degrees out... just how "cooler" is it going to be inside the car when you get in??

p.s. I was outside for 5min and worked up a mantastic sweat.

JT

It can mean the difference between hot car and can't touch the gear shift hot

Knightstalker

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on August 01, 2006, 08:33:47 AM
pbr agrees whole heartedly reg...what next flavored rice krispies?? there are certain things in life u dont f with and cheerios is one of them!!!!

Too late, they have Berry Rice Krispies now.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

PBR...

pls dont tell me they have flavored capt crunch or lucky charms now.... >:(

finsleft

The Walmart shopping stories reminded me of this one...

I have a Labrador retriever.
I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked what kind of dog I had.
On impulse, I told her I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again.  Although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, however, before I had awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of me,  I had lost 50 pounds.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.






'gro

That's worth +2k fins, the karmalarm has been set for 9:30am

Question B, did anyone see/DVR wife swap last night (yes gro has been watching this show, wanna fight about it?). They took the stereotypical new jersey italian wife to a whole new level of stereotypicality.

Comment #4, 'Gro is so busy at work that he turned down an easy 1 day 'customer service' trip to wonderful Kentucky.

PBR...

'gro must be busy because pbr would imagine that the expense acct would be plentiful with bills for many a cold corona from kentucky....

icgrad87

Quote from: finsleft on August 01, 2006, 03:20:16 PM
The Walmart shopping stories reminded me of this one...

I have a Labrador retriever.
I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked what kind of dog I had.
On impulse, I told her I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again.  Although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, however, before I had awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of me,  I had lost 50 pounds.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.




HA HA HA!!!   +K


Hard to believe that MTV is now 25 years...Can't believe I have to watch VH1 (Classic I might add) to see a video

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14121701/

PBR...

a local radio station ran a contest asking if anyone could name the 5 original vj's from mtv...

icgrad87

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on August 01, 2006, 04:05:58 PM
a local radio station ran a contest asking if anyone could name the 5 original vj's from mtv...






Alan Hunter, JJ Jackson, Martha Quinn, Mark Goodman & Nina Blackwood