FB: Liberty League

[Knightstalker]

Did anybody watch 30 Days last night?  Dude lost his job to offshore outsourcing and went to India to get his job back.  They are paying people over there 15K per year.  Dude had to attend training and pass a test to make sure he could talk like an american.  They all talked about how they have american names, celebrate American holidays because that is when they get holidays off.

[Regulator]

Rico's day not starting out too well.  Show up at work, grab a cup of jo, goes to the rest room to get rid of the first cup of coffee and proceeds to shoot a perfect 90 degree angle onto the stall wall...    what the hell's up with that?

Fortunately, a few flippin sweet dance moves avoids any urine on himself.

Rico,

Sounds like more of a "health" problem.  I bet KR would precribe Penicillin

['gro]

Re: 30 days
the minimum wage episode was good, but the rest of season 1 was kinda crappy. maybe gro will give it some DVR lovin'

speaking of lovin'... that might be why you're whizzing at right angles today rico. For reference go watch me, myself, and irene.

[Kilted Rat]

Rico's day not starting out too well.  Show up at work, grab a cup of jo, goes to the rest room to get rid of the first cup of coffee and proceeds to shoot a perfect 90 degree angle onto the stall wall...    what the hell's up with that?

Fortunately, a few flippin sweet dance moves avoids any urine on himself.

Yeah, reg might have a point with this one.

Usually there are only 2 reasons dood's pee at right angles:
1. Renegade pube obstructing the pee-pee hole (thats what us medical types call it.
2. Special present from that 35 year old "virgin" you met on spring break.

[Knightstalker]

Yeah, reg might have a point with this one.

Usually there are only 2 reasons dood's pee at right angles:
1. Renegade pube obstructing the pee-pee hole (thats what us medical types call it.
2. Special present from that 35 year old "virgin" you met on spring break.

Number two above is usually accompanied by a severe burning sensation and screams of agony.  KS had one shipmate who despite the availability of free condoms got the clap every time we hit port.

[PBR...]

rico this begs many a question.....first off what r u doing p'ing in a stall???  r u a dood that takes a open stall when there are plenty o urinals to use(this is a pbr pet peeve especially when said person then p's all over the seat!!     )  makes pbr especially angry when someone is barking at the back door and some dood is p'ing in a stall and all the urinals are open...plus when you use a urinal they have the side shields to protect yourself and other doods next to you from collateral damage i.e. people that are challenged in aiming their guns...and pls oh pls do not tell me you are one of those doods(term dood shouldnt be used for these guys) that sits down to take a leak....

[Rico 21]

KR -

I'll be going with the pube obstruction theory!

[Rico 21]

PBR-
Urinals are next to the stalls, it's the outside wall that got wet.

Rico generally stands a little back from the urinal.  He's not one of those doods that lays into the urinal.  Reason... so those who do don't rub off on him.

This dood pees like a man, standing up!

[PBR...]

question for llpp ....pbr see's some dood's as he stands in line do the "look mom no hands stance..." pbr would be afraid of raining on the guy next to him....any llpp do the hands on hips stance?

[Kilted Rat]

KR -

I'll be going with the pube obstruction theory!

Let's hope If you're still peeing at a 90 later today, make a stop at your local free clinic.

question for llpp ....pbr see's some dood's as he stands in line do the "look mom no hands stance..." pbr would be afraid of raining on the guy next to him....any llpp do the hands on hips stance?

Only when I wanna show off or it's that part of the macarena.

[Regulator]

question for llpp ....pbr see's some dood's as he stands in line do the "look mom no hands stance..." pbr would be afraid of raining on the guy next to him....any llpp do the hands on hips stance?

Reg usually sees this one when he attends baseball games.  I am not a fan of the "laisez faire" stance.....however I am also not the guy shielding his piece while he is stuffed up "in" the urinal with both hands pinching it off either....(Reg is sitting in his car BOL'ing thinking about this one!!!!)

Reg's worst nightmare......the traugh urinal....How are those still LEGAL!!!

[PBR...]

the big question for the no hands stance is how does one accomplish this? briefs vs. boxers is there different areas you "prop it up on?" or how do doods do this?

reg your spot on w/ the traugh urinals....i can remember being at many penn st. football games where the traugh was more like a bathtub and people would be spread 270 degree around this thing...if anyone was bashful or had stage fright it certainly showed there...

[Senor RedTackle]

RT tried to load a photo here nd nothing is showing up today...is RT missing something

[Senor RedTackle]

this should be the ultimate authority on all urinal matters

http://www.urinal.net/

RT wonders how Reg would deal w/ Zipp's Cafe in Cincinnatti, OH

[Rico 21]

Rico was at, I believe, the Metrodome a few ago using the traugh and minding his own business when all of a sudden the fluid passing by to the drain turned an eerie shade of red.

Ever see a dood running from a public facility with a look of sheer terror?  Might be, he experienced the same traumatic experience