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['gro]

some ruminations on pee pee

I've seen old guys at the urinal with both hands on the wall like he was being searched by the cops... or one on the wall one on the hip. You gotta have one hand on the fire hose at all times.

Gro, LD11, and Reg took in a cubs game last year at wrigley. LD and Gro were going beer for beer, and therefore whiz to whiz. We usually ended up on opposite sides of the troughs (2 troughs wall between them, we weren't playing swords) and would spark up a conversation like we didn't know eachother. you had to be there.

and finally... why do girls pee with the door open? Not only is the door left open, but girls usually find that this is the best time to hold a conversation and call you in there to discuss the finer points in life.

[bman]

bman has two thoughts of the day...

First:  Bman used to work with a guy that would drive home from work every time he had to drop a deuce....

The reason was this guy used to have to get naked to take a dump.  You believe that....

So this guy used to dissapear from work for an hour at a time....we then found out later from his wife why....

Second: (and unrelated) after dinner last night Bman's wife said "do you want a Butterfinger?"  Now Bman loves the Butterfinger candy bar...
She then tosses him this little square of a butterfinger...and it was labelled "Fun Size"...
Now I'm not in marketing, but I ask: What is so fun about getting something 1/4 the size that you expect/want?   To me a fun size would be so big I couldn't eat it...now that would be fun....

That's the problem with us....no one wants to market anything for what it is....
Bman proposes that regulations should stipulate the accurate description of sizes:

Fun Size - a disspointing nibble
Medium - Small - get 2
Large - Medium ...for females/children
Tall     Tall?   WTF?  Label it "bigger than medium"
Grande....now why do we have to have Grande?  Cant we come up with something in English that states what that is?  Oh we do....It's called EXTRA LARGE....
except that is really only a large.....
Big Gulp....Drum.....


...sorry had to get that offf my chest.

[Kilted Rat]

Rico was at, I believe, the Metrodome a few ago using the traugh and minding his own business when all of a sudden the fluid passing by to the drain turned an eerie shade of red.

Ever see a dood running from a public facility with a look of sheer terror?  Might be, he experienced the same traumatic experience

KR was just at the Metrodome yesterday afternoon and the night before and had several experiences with the trough. Nothing like 20 doods lined up against a wall peeing into a 40 foot long piece of metal with a hole on one end.

As far as the peeing red, besides kidney stones, certain antibiotics as well as eating too many beets can do this.



Once while drinking with a bunch of college buddies, KR had the brilliant idea to someday have a urinal in his bathroom in his house. MrsKR was obviously less than enthusiastic.

Thoughts on whether or not a urinal in your own house is cool?

[PBR...]

KR re: urinal in house == Mantastic!!     

pbr feels they should be standard features in all homes along with keg-a-rators...

[Kilted Rat]

Ever pee'd in a urinal in Amsterdam? KR realizes there are much more important things to do in Amsterdam, but the urinals in the train stations all have little stickers that look like flies placed somewhere in the optimum peeing area to give you a target.

First night there after 4-16 beers KR peed on a damn fly for a full minute and the stubborn SOB didn't move an inch. It was only the next morning that I realized it was a sticker.

[PBR...]

while we are on the subject...pbr works with a lot of doods from india who are computer engineers....pbr has noticed a disturbing trend with them all....whether no hands, 1 hand, 2 hands etc....they all lean forward and rest their foreheads on the tile while standing there....besides being more than gross pbr can only remember doing this a few times when he had been blowing chunks and hungover and the cold tiles felt awesome against his burning head...these doods do it all the time so its like they are swapping forehead sweat all day besides the matter of anyone who let loose with their fire hose....anyone know if this is common practice in india?

[lewdogg11]

Gro beat me to the Wrigley FIeld trough story.  That was hilarious.  Gro and I were standing there whizzing, face to face, with only a 4 ft cement wall in between us, conversing about just how delicious Horsey Sauce is at Arby's.

I must admit, unless i'm drinking, I often have a hard time peeing when i'm cramped next to a bunch of doods.  Call it what you will.  My stagefright often causes me to use the stalls, but sometimes that doesn't even help.  Anytime i'm rushed or people are all in my grill, LD11 can't pee.  I blame it on the kidney stones and high blood pressure...and a tiny weiner. 

FYI - Corey Lidle looks like an overstuffed sausage.

[Knightstalker]

KS has been watching the Yankee Jays game.  KS wants to know who the F-ing rocket scientist is on the Jays that decided today would be a good day to wear the alternate road black jerseys?  That is just Re-Gawd-damm-diculis!  KS agrees with the sausage thought, too many philly cheese steaks.

[dewcrew88]

Only on the Liberty League board can men talk about peeing for two pages... +K for everyone on the past 2 pages

[Apple Jack]

the best urinal the Apple Jack has ever seen was at a strip club in montreal.  Though it was of the trough variety, you basically had to step up on this elevated platform and pee into a giant waterfall running down the wall.


Apple Jack will be going to the beach tomorrow to meet with family of AJ.  Bro of AJ hass informed him that for the past two days some dood has shown up wearing a union football t-shirt.  AJ must promtly break out all shoes games t-shirts.  Might just go with the 2001 special edition version

[diehardfan]

why do girls pee with the door open?

claustrophibia?
fear of that monster thing people try to summon when they're kids out of the mirror?
they get asphyxiated on their pee smell?

Incidentally, this is easily the most disturbing topic diehardfan has ever seen on this board... and that's saying a lot!

[Kilted Rat]

why do girls pee with the door open?

claustrophibia?
Seems kind of counter-intuitive considering the small shoes women also tend to wear as well as the fact that they bring buddies to the potty.



fear of that monster thing people try to summon when they're kids out of the mirror?
How old are you to still be afraid of a monster?


they get asphyxiated on their pee smell?
If it smells that bad do you really think the rest of the house needs that smell floating around? Just like a man with a good fart, sit there in it and enjoy it, afterall it's your creation.



Incidentally, this is easily the most disturbing topic diehardfan has ever seen on this board... and that's saying a lot!

You must have missed the great poop talk in Fall '04.

[Regulator]

DHF-

Is it weird that guys talk about this type of stuff all the time?

I have a bathroom question....actually questions for you

#1 when girls all go to the bathroom "together" is it possible they do #2 when they are there?

#2 what if a girl while they are with a group in the bathroom "breaks wind"....do the girls laugh...or are they completely appauled?

REG NEEDS TO KNOW!!!

[PBR...]

dhf....speaking of smelly p.....anyone else ever notice how your p stinks when you have asparagus?  why is that? pbr never thought about it until a friend told me and now it is easy to know when pbr had asparagus for dinner....

[Kilted Rat]

dhf....speaking of smelly p.....anyone else ever notice how your p stinks when you have asparagus?  why is that? pbr never thought about it until a friend told me and now it is easy to know when pbr had asparagus for dinner....

Asparagus has some sort of a sulfur compound in it that is only released when it goes through your digestive system, hence the smell isn't there when you eat it but is when you pee it out.