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Regulator

PBR,

That rumor isn't true.....if you remember correctly, Gro is a real man's man.

He is afraid of rainbows, like to use swear words all the time, and lay people out who get up in his grill.

Right gro?

'gro

Quote from: regulator on August 29, 2006, 09:31:53 AM
PBR,

That rumor isn't true.....if you remember correctly, Gro is a real man's man.

He is afraid of rainbows, like to use swear words all the time, and lay people out who get up in his grill.

Right gro?

It's true... let's recap.

rainbows make me pee in my pants, I swear like a truck driver, and I once knocked a kid the fugout for telling me that RPI football sucked.

PBR...

correct reg, pbr actually should of put the tic on that statement knowing that 'gro is truly what most aspire to be on llpp....'gro pbr have numerous combo's at my work as well as all of the above that you listed. if pbr thought about pbr could probably come up with a  few more...perfect example is the LOUD talker on the fon where everyone around can hear his personal convo's...true story this happened last week his wife calls him and tells him she is worried he goes on to discuss out loud about blood being found in her stool!!!   WTF!!!! he goes on asking her "is it a dark red or cherry red? how much is in there? maybe we should call the doctor? etc... etc.. the convo goes on for 15 mins....pbr and everyone surrounding this guy did not need to hear this...then he hangs up and asks everyone for their input on what they think could be causing this...WTF??

lewdogg11

'Gro, come on man, I thought you had more faith in me than that?  I would never take McGahee in the 4th round.  I was alluding to wishing I had the 10th and 11th picks so I could essentially get 2 guys of equal caliber.  Now you say 'if it is for money' take Tiki.  Dude, Tiki Barber?  Are you serious?  I just can't do it.  And whoever said take Carson Palmer, not happening.  QB's only get 4 for TDs in my league making them slightly less valuable.  And while i'd love a Chad Johnson type of guy, maybe in the second round, my strategy is going to be to work as many RB's as I can first, and then move to WRs.  QBs are a dime a dozen, so i'll get them next, and then maybe i'll grab a TE(That sounded like something TDT would like), and a defense in the last round.

10 teams is gonna be a rough draft.  The RBs are gonna dissolve FAST!

JT

Quote from: enginegro on August 29, 2006, 09:30:08 AM
The gromobile has no such stickers (not sure about TDT's)... but Gro did see a pickup the other day that had about 10 of them on there... can you be EXTRA ghey?


I want to talk about  people at work, see if you work with them too.

1. The Complainer
Doesn't matter the day, time, or place... they will complain. Most of their conversations start with a sigh or "well... everything was going good until...". Even the smallest thing is a big deal to them.

2. The life story aka too much information.
All you wanna do is say hi... now your stuck in a 20min one way conversation about his uncle remus and his pet squirrel hercules. Then they always slip in some detail that you didn't need to hear, like how uncle remus got herpes in WWII and passed it on to the squirrel.

3. The repeater
This guy tells you the same crappy story or joke at least once a week. Usually there's 4 people in the room and 3 of them have heard the joke/story before but he tells it again to let the other person know.

4. The constantly sick person.
They are ALWAYS sick!! First the flu, then a cough, then allergies, then a migrain... rinse repeat.

Of course... the worse are the combos... like the always sick person who complains about being sick. Or the life story repeater.

5.  The Blamer
There a lot of these people.  It is never their fault.  They've always got a 100 reasons why something couldn't be done.  These people are never on time, always late, and its always someone else's fault.

PBR...

ld...an outside late pick at wr...stallworth? he may have a big year now in a throwing offense in philly as their number 1 option

'gro

#9456
Re: I just can't do it.

I agree I'd rather have picks 10 and 11 than 4. Depending on how WR/QB crazy the other teams go, you might still get a ronnie brown, steve (I'm sorry miss) jackson in Rd 2. But I tell you this... you pass on Tiki and team #5 wins it all. write it down.

Mr. Barber the last 2 years:

2004
1518 rush yds, 52 rec for 578 yds, 15 total TD

2005
1860 rush yds, 54 rec for 530 yda, 11 total TD


p.s. maybe I do need a rainbow sticker... I love Tiki barber!!

Regulator

Quote from: JT on August 29, 2006, 10:21:38 AM
Quote from: enginegro on August 29, 2006, 09:30:08 AM
The gromobile has no such stickers (not sure about TDT's)... but Gro did see a pickup the other day that had about 10 of them on there... can you be EXTRA ghey?


I want to talk about  people at work, see if you work with them too.

1. The Complainer
Doesn't matter the day, time, or place... they will complain. Most of their conversations start with a sigh or "well... everything was going good until...". Even the smallest thing is a big deal to them.

2. The life story aka too much information.
All you wanna do is say hi... now your stuck in a 20min one way conversation about his uncle remus and his pet squirrel hercules. Then they always slip in some detail that you didn't need to hear, like how uncle remus got herpes in WWII and passed it on to the squirrel.

3. The repeater
This guy tells you the same crappy story or joke at least once a week. Usually there's 4 people in the room and 3 of them have heard the joke/story before but he tells it again to let the other person know.

4. The constantly sick person.
They are ALWAYS sick!! First the flu, then a cough, then allergies, then a migrain... rinse repeat.

Of course... the worse are the combos... like the always sick person who complains about being sick. Or the life story repeater.

5.  The Blamer
There a lot of these people.  It is never their fault.  They've always got a 100 reasons why something couldn't be done.  These people are never on time, always late, and its always someone else's fault.

6.  The procrastinator
This person waits until the very last minute for anything and then all of the sudden his/ her emergency is your problem.  Oh....don't worry, I didnt have anything else to do.....I will do anything you need.

7. The guy that never goes away
Seriously, there are some people that make a living by walking around talking to people.  I have seen it....they walk, stumble by someones desk, talk for 20 mins, then go to someone elses desk. 
You have two options when dealing with this person...#1 pray that someone calls you when he walks up.  #2 pick up the phone when you see him coming. #3 tell him "dood, I have 14 projects that are due in 3 hours bc Mr. #6 just dropped them on my head.....can you go away"

PBR...

'gro remember 1 thing re: tiki ....the giants had some of the easiest schedule in football those years this year they have a playoff team schedule and are playing a much more difficult schedule and teams. tiki numbers i think will be much reduced due to the fact that they will be playing playoff teams from last year thru much of their schedule

Jonny Utah

Quote from: regulator on August 29, 2006, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: JT on August 29, 2006, 10:21:38 AM
Quote from: enginegro on August 29, 2006, 09:30:08 AM
The gromobile has no such stickers (not sure about TDT's)... but Gro did see a pickup the other day that had about 10 of them on there... can you be EXTRA ghey?


I want to talk about  people at work, see if you work with them too.

1. The Complainer
Doesn't matter the day, time, or place... they will complain. Most of their conversations start with a sigh or "well... everything was going good until...". Even the smallest thing is a big deal to them.

2. The life story aka too much information.
All you wanna do is say hi... now your stuck in a 20min one way conversation about his uncle remus and his pet squirrel hercules. Then they always slip in some detail that you didn't need to hear, like how uncle remus got herpes in WWII and passed it on to the squirrel.

3. The repeater
This guy tells you the same crappy story or joke at least once a week. Usually there's 4 people in the room and 3 of them have heard the joke/story before but he tells it again to let the other person know.

4. The constantly sick person.
They are ALWAYS sick!! First the flu, then a cough, then allergies, then a migrain... rinse repeat.

Of course... the worse are the combos... like the always sick person who complains about being sick. Or the life story repeater.

5.  The Blamer
There a lot of these people.  It is never their fault.  They've always got a 100 reasons why something couldn't be done.  These people are never on time, always late, and its always someone else's fault.

6.  The procrastinator
This person waits until the very last minute for anything and then all of the sudden his/ her emergency is your problem.  Oh....don't worry, I didnt have anything else to do.....I will do anything you need.

7. The guy that never goes away
Seriously, there are some people that make a living by walking around talking to people.  I have seen it....they walk, stumble by someones desk, talk for 20 mins, then go to someone elses desk. 
You have two options when dealing with this person...#1 pray that someone calls you when he walks up.  #2 pick up the phone when you see him coming. #3 tell him "dood, I have 14 projects that are due in 3 hours bc Mr. #6 just dropped them on my head.....can you go away"

My "office" has about 150 people.  100 of them fall into the combined category of "blamer" and "complainer".  There are also 10 "constantly sick" people.  I would also like to add another category though, and it resembles the "procrastinator" that reg talks about.  They will be labeled the.....

8 ) The Dodger. 

This guy dodges any type of work that is given to him.  If theres a situation that needs to be attended to, you can bet he is nowhere to be seen.  If someone needs help, this guy has something else to do.  He doesnt really procrastinate, but he selfishly finds ways to get out of work.

Regulator

#9460
JT-

After Reg read your #8, he actually had to go up and see who posted it.  For a second, I thought the user name would have been "Mrs. Reg".

Every night I constantly hear about this one guy who is part of her project, but also involved in other projects....(40/60% 50/50%...who knows)...anywhoo, this kat thinks that he is the smartest person in the world by telling both sides that "he is working this project for ____"

Dood, you are probably sitting at home every other day or so playing this card....EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!  MR is always coming up with ingenious ways to throw him under the bus..which I obviously encourage.
Everyday he goes home early with some crazy far fetched excuse....AC guy is coming to his APARTMENT....Dog needs to go to the vet...his mom needs a ride somewhere...he is sick.....he worked at X building yesterday so he gets to work from home today....his boss told the team they didn't have to show up one day a week....and the list goes on.  Sometimes the guy just leaves or doesn't show up. 

And then he must set his outlook to send messages at all crazy times (This is one that Reg and Gro INVENTED)...so don't even go there.

Oh man, for all of the dinners I have had to sit through hearing about Mr. X, I serioulsy just want to punch him in the face....Which brings up something else..

The "bring the spouse to the party moment".

How awkward is it meeting someone from your SO's place of work that your significant other HATES.....it is like <insert fake smile here>  "It is finally so nice to put a face with a name....I have heard so much about you".....RALF!!!  When I wish I could say "Hey you POS, you are lucky I haven't followed you up to your car, backhanded you across that stoopid face of yours and broke your legs."

Ahhhh....Getting that off my chest felt good. (probably not as good as the hug between the QB and kicker in the bottom RH corner of the JT poster)....PS- WHO HUGS A KICKER???...Who even talks to kickers??


'gro

ohhh the dodger... we have a whole bunch of them here... they are called customer service.

I got an email today from a supplier's sales rep asking me to place an order so he could make his quarterly sales goal... WTF?? I guess you coul call him the "do me a favor guy".

Garnet

#9462
JT's poster is too damn funny.  It makes Union look gheyer than ghey.

+K to JT


While we are on the topic, what is up with the TDT post a few pages back. 

He's out of the closet now?


JT

Quote from: Jonny Utah on August 29, 2006, 02:05:14 PM
Quote from: regulator on August 29, 2006, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: JT on August 29, 2006, 10:21:38 AM
Quote from: enginegro on August 29, 2006, 09:30:08 AM
The gromobile has no such stickers (not sure about TDT's)... but Gro did see a pickup the other day that had about 10 of them on there... can you be EXTRA ghey?


I want to talk about  people at work, see if you work with them too.

1. The Complainer
Doesn't matter the day, time, or place... they will complain. Most of their conversations start with a sigh or "well... everything was going good until...". Even the smallest thing is a big deal to them.

2. The life story aka too much information.
All you wanna do is say hi... now your stuck in a 20min one way conversation about his uncle remus and his pet squirrel hercules. Then they always slip in some detail that you didn't need to hear, like how uncle remus got herpes in WWII and passed it on to the squirrel.

3. The repeater
This guy tells you the same crappy story or joke at least once a week. Usually there's 4 people in the room and 3 of them have heard the joke/story before but he tells it again to let the other person know.

4. The constantly sick person.
They are ALWAYS sick!! First the flu, then a cough, then allergies, then a migrain... rinse repeat.

Of course... the worse are the combos... like the always sick person who complains about being sick. Or the life story repeater.

5.  The Blamer
There a lot of these people.  It is never their fault.  They've always got a 100 reasons why something couldn't be done.  These people are never on time, always late, and its always someone else's fault.

6.  The procrastinator
This person waits until the very last minute for anything and then all of the sudden his/ her emergency is your problem.  Oh....don't worry, I didnt have anything else to do.....I will do anything you need.

7. The guy that never goes away
Seriously, there are some people that make a living by walking around talking to people.  I have seen it....they walk, stumble by someones desk, talk for 20 mins, then go to someone elses desk. 
You have two options when dealing with this person...#1 pray that someone calls you when he walks up.  #2 pick up the phone when you see him coming. #3 tell him "dood, I have 14 projects that are due in 3 hours bc Mr. #6 just dropped them on my head.....can you go away"

My "office" has about 150 people.  100 of them fall into the combined category of "blamer" and "complainer".  There are also 10 "constantly sick" people.  I would also like to add another category though, and it resembles the "procrastinator" that reg talks about.  They will be labeled the.....

8 ) The Dodger. 

This guy dodges any type of work that is given to him.  If theres a situation that needs to be attended to, you can bet he is nowhere to be seen.  If someone needs help, this guy has something else to do.  He doesnt really procrastinate, but he selfishly finds ways to get out of work.

9) Never take a sick day guy.

This guy thinks the company can't function w/o him.  Either that or he thinks he'll get extra brownie points for working when he's sick.  He looks like death warmed over and gets the rest of the office sick.  He's just used your phone.

lewdogg11

Regulator, you just sounded like a baby back bitch!  Stop your whining or we'll lock you in a closet with TDT.

Anyone see Prison Break last night?  Man that show is good.  It's so over the top and far-fetched but it's ridiculously good.