FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

KR, no tip at Coldstone means they won't sing for you!  Oh I can't stand the annoying singing.  It makes them get LESS tips from me.  

Hey 'Gro, you have never been to Coldstone?  Oh that's right, you have your own Ice Cream Shop.

[lewdogg11]

WHOA WHOA!!!...HOLD THE PRESSES!!!

Cold Stone Creamery is closest thing to heroin that is still legal.  If you haven't yet had it, please try the "Birthday cake remix".

To say it is "decent"....give me a break dood...you picked the lamest thing on the menu.....  One other tip reg will give is to go with the quart @ $9.99 and split it between 2 people instead of ordering two "mediums"  you will have at least 3/4 of the container left in the freezer.

Just my 2cents

Reg, you know the best flavor is the 'Berry Berry Berry Good'.  But man, do I feel like a homo ordering it!

[Kilted Rat]

KR, no tip at Coldstone means they won't sing for you!  Oh I can't stand the annoying singing.  It makes them get LESS tips from me. 

Hey 'Gro, you have never been to Coldstone?  Oh that's right, you have your own Ice Cream Shop.

Yeah, the dood before KR tipped $1 twice and KR had to suffer through 2 songs that sucked sung in high pitched preppy-valley girl tone.

Berry berry berry good sounds pretty homo-erotic, but it could also live up to it's name.


Reg,
KR was unaware they sold quarts. Further investigation is now mandated.
Any recommendations of a quart to get, preferably something with Chocolate in it?


JT:
When KR was about 9 right after the old 1st communion, the priest missed KR's hand with the wafer and it seriously rolled a complete circle on the floor around little KR's feet. KR was afraid that part of the church floor would fall out sending KR spiraling down to hell, but it didn't happen. KR just picked up the rolling Jesus and ate it. Still tasted like cheetos minus the cheese.

One sunday the Wafers did look and taste a lot like wheat thins. KR thought of it as an improvement.
One last question; Why shouldn't KR get his weekly (monthly for you Lutherans) dose of Jesus dipped in Chocolate?

[Regulator]

KR-
Believe Reg....go for the the birffday cake "chicha chicha" remix.
They use cake batter ice cream, smoosh up a browie, put in hot fudge and sprinkles...or are they jimmies?...

It is most delicious. (plus you don't have to tell them you want a "gotta have it"

#2- living in east bumble, how bad can it be to be served by a PISS?  Reg would love that opportunity.....tell them to text me!

[Kilted Rat]

KR-
Believe Reg....go for the the birffday cake "chicha chicha" remix.
They use cake batter ice cream, smoosh up a browie, put in hot fudge and sprinkles...or are they jimmies?...

It is most delicious. (plus you don't have to tell them you want a "gotta have it"

#2- living in east bumble, how bad can it be to be served by a PISS?  Reg would love that opportunity.....tell them to text me!

KR is not sure he wants jimmies in or around his ice cream. The rest of it sounds good though.

When the PISS looks like piss and not hot, it's not that great.
Also, KR just saw a 2010 varsity letter jacket at the mall that same night. Makes a dood feel old to see a varsity jacket for someone graduatin' 10 years after you did.
KR will have the next hot PISS he sees text reg asap. If her mom says it's ok, reg can pick her up at 10PM, but have her home by midnight, she has a big Math test tomorrow.

[finsleft]

Fins,
Why under your number of posts does it say "leet"?
Anyone else seeing that?

I've cracked the code. The next time a poster gets to post# 1336, be sure to alert the world, because your next post will say "leet". See, that's "1337" in leetspeak.

Re: communion wafers
One of the 1st times Fins served mass, he noticed where Father put the bag of wafers. Well, Father left, and Fins helped hisself to a pocketful of wafers with which to entertain his friends and little sister. Surely Fins will go to hell for that.
Another time Fins was serving and we used to have to hold the "paten" under people's chins when they received communion. It was all gold and shiny and the best part about serving. When Fins' cousin approached the altar, Fins whacked him in the throat with the paten just as Father was putting the host on his tongue. It was just a reflex action. Fins and his cousin started laughing and Father was too shocked to be mad at first.
If stealing the wafers doesn't do it, Fins will be sweating for eternity for whacking his cousin with the paten.

['gro]

Youtube Clip of the Day


Pour out some liquor


BONUS CLIP!

[Regulator]

GRO-

Please tell me you didnt watch that entire YT video

[lewdogg11]

Ok, 'Gro, i'll try to combat your clip of the day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rYHuWidSM&mode=related&search=

[pg04]

Port enjoyed that lewdogg.

Diaperman? lol

The robots in disguise from gro were good too 

[lewdogg11]

Rope Man was my boy back in the day.  And I was a little mini growing up, so I was a little like Diaper Man.  me and him had some things in common and shared some bonding moments as youngsters.

I'm still stumped on pick 4 tomorrow.  It's going to haunt my dreams tonight.

[PBR...]

right on KR for us lutherans never fails that pbr gets the end piece of the bread that is hard as a rock and dry as the desert and leaves pbr gasping for the sacramental wine (which thankfully lutherans still use real wine!!!) although when pbr is very hung ovah it leaves pbr almost yuking over the chancel at the front of the church its like broken glass going down

[gobombers15]

Reg, you know the best flavor is the 'Berry Berry Berry Good'.  But man, do I feel like a homo ordering it!

LD, agreed. Berry Berry Good is the best one and you certainly do feel like 'mo after ordering it.

[Regulator]

Is Reg in the wrong.....

Tonight (overcast, rainy, crappy weather, long day) Reg gets a call from a marina buddy...."Hey I took my boat out on it's maiden voyage,the batteries went dead while we were in the bar and I need a jump".....Ok, so the terd boat is a 1976 twin engine boat that has one tranny that is completely shot, but the guy took it out anyways. (I assume he has tow insurance...right?)...Who would even consider doing this....but he is a good friend that I count on once in a while so I say yes.
I wasn't happy about taking my car out just as I sat down to relax at 9:30pm tonight (20 mins away)...so I get him running after 20 minutes of his buddy down in the engine compartment messing around with the jumpers...(bad ground on one of the 4 batteries)..... and I tell him, "why not leave it here and we'll mess with it tomorrow...it's not going anywhere"...plus her has 4 other people on board...and I am sure they want to get home...."nah it's ok"....

SO I leave him the jump start pack......@ 10:20 the phone rings again "hey dude, my boat is dead, can you come tow me in?"......now it is really windy out, huge tide and raining....., the spot I need to go is 20 mins away in the boat.....PLUS I have to get the boat ready (canvas, etc) and then town him back in at 6 mph (a 50 min ride home).

"Nah man, I can't I am out of gas...and I am in bed....Sorry"

So then, he asks me to drive down to the marina, and go knock on this guys boat, who @ 6pm told him in passing "hey if you need anything give me a hollar".....So I go down there, figuring that I am going to knock on this guys boat, that I barely know, and just get shot....right there on the dock...dead.  Well I actually made it out alive...the one dude that told my friend he would help was completely passed out and his wife looked at me like I ws some raging lunatic......but I gave her the number and left when she was calling him.

Now don't get me wrong, This guy who broke down is a good friend....his wife is sitting at home watching the kids and I feel bad......Do you think Reg is in the wrong here?

If you have tow insurance on the water, they will tow you from anywhere to anywhere, for free.....I don't know why this guy kept calling me.....I MAY HAVE asked him to bring me a jump, as a LAST RESORT....especially if MR were sitting at home!!!....

I don't know guys......

[lewdogg11]

So LD11 was cleaning up his computer tonight and ran across something you all may find a little entertaining.  It was back last season sometime, well prior to the Union Game, I went on a posting hiatus before my 1000th post and wanted it to be special so I made a little song up, but for some reason I never posted it.  But what the hell, better late than never right?  (I can't believe i'm posting this.  I just busted out laughing reading it again)

Set to Warren G's Regulator....This was apparently a prediction of the tnrie day of the RPI/Union game in Schenectady...

It was a damn gorgeous site,
One cold afternoon
LewDogg was in the lot, trying to consume,
A drink from RT, so I could get warmed up,
Chilling with the boys, Sipping from my cup.

Just hit the East side of Schenectady,
Home of Union89, and Mr. Frank Rossi,
Saw this car full of girls, and I looked for 'Gro
Then he shows up all drunk and we're set to go.

The tailgate we just left, and we said, 'Yo let's do this',
RPI was warmed up, and Union was looking nervous,
We got the field and said 'What's up?'
Some Union fans were eatin' cheese and they said 'We're stuffed'.

'Here's those girls from before, I'ma work my swerve'
Get 'em drunk and work our game then kick em to the curb.
When we head over to Gepetto's, we gonna score these chicks,
But let's talk about the game first, their in the mix.

Union's getting lit up, can't believe it myself,
RT's passed out, and 'Gro's picking up a MILF,
17 to Nothing Half, Garnet's sayin' 'what the heck?'
I'm stumbling already, i'm gonna be a train wreck.

The second half just started up, fans are all around,
Krazy Krazy shows up, he's strongest pound for pound
Audino can't coach, he's the biggest clown,
I see two Union fans set their wine glass down.

Another TD for big Red,
The Dutch are going down,
'Gro can't believe he's back in his old hometown,
If I had wings, I would cry,
Get wing sauce on my face,
I glance at the scoreboard, Union's picking up the pace.

16 in the 4th, scored by Union's O,
LewDogg is about to make another car bomb,
Now we're yellin' and we're screamin' and we're up by 8
Now it's time for the Stinger just to Regulate

We got brewski's going down,
And saw Union's O explode,
Now they're driving again, and get the endzone,
They grow a set of nuts and they went for 2,
Got a brand new ball game and I need another brew.

Now RPI's got some geeks,
And that's a known fact,
And Troy is full of people that are smoking their crack,
But back up, back up, cause it's on,
R P I just kicked for 3,
For the win in Schenectady.

Just like  I thought,
RPI dropped it like it's hot,
Time to party back at good old Troooooyyyyy
I might puke on myself now, like I was a little LewDogg boyyyyy
One of these girls was sexy was hell, she's like 'Damn, I like your style'
I said 'you look real nice, is your dorm room close? So we can get buckwild
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swelllllll,
The next stop is the Cary Hallllllll, Motellllllll...

I'm freaking, when I wake up in the mornin,
LewDogg bounces without good warning,
Jumps, from the 3rd floor level,

'I gotta find Reg or I'm in some real trouble'

Wh0res,

Wings,

Free Drinks,

Victory,

Troy Town,

One hell of a night, and post 1000...