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[dlippiel]

Nice Story...

LD11 walked out of the grocery store this evening, with the Captain of Morgan in the car, and Egg Nog in hand, and Christmas tree on the roof of the car.  Walking through the parking lot, he hears this noise, like Gro calling 'CONCRETE'  and flatening some punk in the streets of Troy.  Instead, LD looks over to see this lady, who was old enough to be alive when dirt was invented, who apparently caught the curb in the handicapped spot walking her carriage through the lot......

Well, appartently ship tripped and was a little too old to brace her fall...And what do you know, she lands face first on the parking lot asphalt...I run over, i'm the first to the scene, and there is the biggest pool of blood i've ever seen accompanied by about 5 teeth on the ground...Almost barfing, I call 911....

911 girl:  'Do you know how old she is?'
LD:  'I don't know. She's really old.'
911 girl:  'What would you guess?'
LD:  'Well, she's really old.  She's gotta be atleast in her 90's.  She's old as hell.'
911 girl:  <giggling>  'Ok, so she's elderly.'

<FYI  - 911 girl sounded really cute and LD was on top of his game for the remainder of the call>

I let some other dude stick his hands in her mouth with tissues and get blood ALL over him.  I'm definately not that much of a hero.  The best part is, the lady wanted to get in her car and drive home...I'm like 'Had I seen you before you fell on your face, I would have told you you shouldn't be driving!  Look how old you are!'


So, nothing great to end the story...The paramedics came, LD slipped away and has proceeded to drink a half gallon of egg nog and half a bottle of Captain.  Running a 5K starting at 8am tomorrow...good times ahead of me...

Way to be there in the clutch lew! Good luck with the run! Is the dogg a resident of the Capital District? By the way I can't wait to hear OJ sing "moon river" in the pen. I hope they put that song on pay per view and/or itunes. I would put in in the CD shuffle on Christmas eve when I am making the all the fish and the "calamad" for the family. Happy holidays Mr. Goldman finally your familt has gotton the holiday gift they deserve; OJ wrapped up in shackles for XMAS!

[lewdogg11]

Nice Story...

LD11 walked out of the grocery store this evening, with the Captain of Morgan in the car, and Egg Nog in hand, and Christmas tree on the roof of the car.  Walking through the parking lot, he hears this noise, like Gro calling 'CONCRETE'  and flatening some punk in the streets of Troy.  Instead, LD looks over to see this lady, who was old enough to be alive when dirt was invented, who apparently caught the curb in the handicapped spot walking her carriage through the lot......

Well, appartently ship tripped and was a little too old to brace her fall...And what do you know, she lands face first on the parking lot asphalt...I run over, i'm the first to the scene, and there is the biggest pool of blood i've ever seen accompanied by about 5 teeth on the ground...Almost barfing, I call 911....

911 girl:  'Do you know how old she is?'
LD:  'I don't know. She's really old.'
911 girl:  'What would you guess?'
LD:  'Well, she's really old.  She's gotta be atleast in her 90's.  She's old as hell.'
911 girl:  <giggling>  'Ok, so she's elderly.'

<FYI  - 911 girl sounded really cute and LD was on top of his game for the remainder of the call>

I let some other dude stick his hands in her mouth with tissues and get blood ALL over him.  I'm definately not that much of a hero.  The best part is, the lady wanted to get in her car and drive home...I'm like 'Had I seen you before you fell on your face, I would have told you you shouldn't be driving!  Look how old you are!'


So, nothing great to end the story...The paramedics came, LD slipped away and has proceeded to drink a half gallon of egg nog and half a bottle of Captain.  Running a 5K starting at 8am tomorrow...good times ahead of me...

Way to be there in the clutch lew! Good luck with the run! Is the dogg a resident of the Capital District? By the way I can't wait to hear OJ sing "moon river" in the pen. I hope they put that song on pay per view and/or itunes. I would put in in the CD shuffle on Christmas eve when I am making the all the fish and the "calamad" for the family. Happy holidays Mr. Goldman finally your familt has gotton the holiday gift they deserve; OJ wrapped up in shackles for XMAS!

LD11 resides in Wilmington, North Cackalacka...Finished the race...No stunning time, but i'm alive.  And to follow it up, I stuffed my face with a Kielbasa and Cheese omelette.  Time for a beer. 

[JT]

JT been having the same problem.  It might be the avitar.

Shoot, I've been giving you +k simply because of avatar

Perhaps JT should make his avatar more festive. Maybe now JT will get a karma bump.

[JT]

Nice Story...

LD11 walked out of the grocery store this evening, with the Captain of Morgan in the car, and Egg Nog in hand, and Christmas tree on the roof of the car.  Walking through the parking lot, he hears this noise, like Gro calling 'CONCRETE'  and flatening some punk in the streets of Troy.  Instead, LD looks over to see this lady, who was old enough to be alive when dirt was invented, who apparently caught the curb in the handicapped spot walking her carriage through the lot......

Well, appartently ship tripped and was a little too old to brace her fall...And what do you know, she lands face first on the parking lot asphalt...I run over, i'm the first to the scene, and there is the biggest pool of blood i've ever seen accompanied by about 5 teeth on the ground...Almost barfing, I call 911....

911 girl:  'Do you know how old she is?'
LD:  'I don't know. She's really old.'
911 girl:  'What would you guess?'
LD:  'Well, she's really old.  She's gotta be atleast in her 90's.  She's old as hell.'
911 girl:  <giggling>  'Ok, so she's elderly.'

<FYI  - 911 girl sounded really cute and LD was on top of his game for the remainder of the call>

I let some other dude stick his hands in her mouth with tissues and get blood ALL over him.  I'm definately not that much of a hero.  The best part is, the lady wanted to get in her car and drive home...I'm like 'Had I seen you before you fell on your face, I would have told you you shouldn't be driving!  Look how old you are!'


So, nothing great to end the story...The paramedics came, LD slipped away and has proceeded to drink a half gallon of egg nog and half a bottle of Captain.  Running a 5K starting at 8am tomorrow...good times ahead of me...

Way to be there in the clutch lew! Good luck with the run! Is the dogg a resident of the Capital District? By the way I can't wait to hear OJ sing "moon river" in the pen. I hope they put that song on pay per view and/or itunes. I would put in in the CD shuffle on Christmas eve when I am making the all the fish and the "calamad" for the family. Happy holidays Mr. Goldman finally your familt has gotton the holiday gift they deserve; OJ wrapped up in shackles for XMAS!

LD11 resides in Wilmington, North Cackalacka...Finished the race...No stunning time, but i'm alive.  And to follow it up, I stuffed my face with a Kielbasa and Cheese omelette.  Time for a beer. 

Finishing after a night of Morgan and Egg Nog is amazing.

[union89]

Nice Story...

LD11 walked out of the grocery store this evening, with the Captain of Morgan in the car, and Egg Nog in hand, and Christmas tree on the roof of the car.  Walking through the parking lot, he hears this noise, like Gro calling 'CONCRETE'  and flatening some punk in the streets of Troy.  Instead, LD looks over to see this lady, who was old enough to be alive when dirt was invented, who apparently caught the curb in the handicapped spot walking her carriage through the lot......

Well, appartently ship tripped and was a little too old to brace her fall...And what do you know, she lands face first on the parking lot asphalt...I run over, i'm the first to the scene, and there is the biggest pool of blood i've ever seen accompanied by about 5 teeth on the ground...Almost barfing, I call 911....

911 girl:  'Do you know how old she is?'
LD:  'I don't know. She's really old.'
911 girl:  'What would you guess?'
LD:  'Well, she's really old.  She's gotta be atleast in her 90's.  She's old as hell.'
911 girl:  <giggling>  'Ok, so she's elderly.'

<FYI  - 911 girl sounded really cute and LD was on top of his game for the remainder of the call>

I let some other dude stick his hands in her mouth with tissues and get blood ALL over him.  I'm definately not that much of a hero.  The best part is, the lady wanted to get in her car and drive home...I'm like 'Had I seen you before you fell on your face, I would have told you you shouldn't be driving!  Look how old you are!'


So, nothing great to end the story...The paramedics came, LD slipped away and has proceeded to drink a half gallon of egg nog and half a bottle of Captain.  Running a 5K starting at 8am tomorrow...good times ahead of me...

Way to be there in the clutch lew! Good luck with the run! Is the dogg a resident of the Capital District? By the way I can't wait to hear OJ sing "moon river" in the pen. I hope they put that song on pay per view and/or itunes. I would put in in the CD shuffle on Christmas eve when I am making the all the fish and the "calamad" for the family. Happy holidays Mr. Goldman finally your familt has gotton the holiday gift they deserve; OJ wrapped up in shackles for XMAS!

LD11 resides in Wilmington, North Cackalacka...Finished the race...No stunning time, but i'm alive.  And to follow it up, I stuffed my face with a Kielbasa and Cheese omelette.  Time for a beer. 

The only thing more impressive than all of this would have been eating the Kielbasa and Cheese omelette BEFORE the race.

+1K

[mattvsmith]

Looks like Cortland State is giving MUC the toughest game they've had in a long time.
MUC 20-14 in the 3rd quarter.

[Frank Rossi]

Damn, I haven't even posted in like a week and my Karma was slain.  Some snipers out and about eh?

Same problem here, LD... Just no love for the LLPPers during playoff season, it always seems like.

I'll hit you with some of that liquid hot molten lava karma action.

You are a gentleman and a scholar*, LD.


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[labart96]

classic k+

[mattvsmith]

So I guess this is when MUC pulls away and makes the Cortland State game seem less difficult than it did last quarter.

MUC 41-14, minutes to go in the 4th.

[Senor RedTackle]

well, now that D3 ball is over for the "East" region, guess we have to turn our attention to something.....feel free to noodle on these choices.

http://www.collegehumor.com/cutecollegegirl

[dlippiel]

well, now that D3 ball is over for the "East" region, guess we have to turn our attention to something.....feel free to noodle on these choices.

http://www.collegehumor.com/cutecollegegirl

I am very sad today

[Jonny Utah]

What do you guys mean?  Mount Union is still alive!  Lets just hope they don't embarrass the east in the stagg bowl like they did last year....

[JT]

What do you guys mean?  Mount Union is still alive!  Lets just hope they don't embarrass the east in the stagg bowl like they did last year....

Now that is +k worthy.

[Senor RedTackle]

What do you guys mean?  Mount Union is still alive!  Lets just hope they don't embarrass the east in the stagg bowl like they did last year....

no..RT means the real "East"...RT doesn't consider Mount Union to be in the "East", proper. Remember, this isn't the 'East Bracket', it's the "Mount Union Bracket"...the NCAA doesn't do geographical brackets.

[lewdogg11]

The BCS is crap.