FB: Liberty League

[PBR...]

TDT, your 'idea' of a Christmas party is extinct, unless you work for Maxim.  In Reg's case, he doesn't.  In Gro's case, he doesn't.  LD11, he has an office party every single day in the comfort of his living room.  (TDT - Thanks for coming out for the LLPPFFL this year.  Maybe you'll get em next year)

So PBR, you wanna throw around the Commodore 64?  Below is a picture of a young LD11 and young older bro LD back in the day opening up their Commodore 64.  The faces have been blocked out for the sake of anonymity.  I guess 'Gro is right, we all have a little dork in us.

good gravy....u let him wear a cowboy pj's? u should whooped his azz for wearing those things...

[lewdogg11]

TDT, your 'idea' of a Christmas party is extinct, unless you work for Maxim.  In Reg's case, he doesn't.  In Gro's case, he doesn't.  LD11, he has an office party every single day in the comfort of his living room.  (TDT - Thanks for coming out for the LLPPFFL this year.  Maybe you'll get em next year)

So PBR, you wanna throw around the Commodore 64?  Below is a picture of a young LD11 and young older bro LD back in the day opening up their Commodore 64.  The faces have been blocked out for the sake of anonymity.  I guess 'Gro is right, we all have a little dork in us.

good gravy....u let him wear a cowboy pj's? u should whooped his azz for wearing those things...

Unfortunately, LD11 is a bit of a Cowboys fan so I'da let it slide. 

'Gro, if we coulda done it all over again, i would dressed like Han Solo and made friends with you at the Freshman Mixer.  I think it took 'Gro and LD11 a little 'Lench Mob - Guerillas in the Mist' to realize their true potential.

['gro]

That is friggen classic LD.


It does, however, remind me of those douche-tastic Lexus ads that run every xmas season.  Do little girls still want ponies? what's up with that?

[Tags]

Work Holiday Party Week(s) 101

Since TGP is feeling a bit nostalgic this morning, TGP wanted to dust off an oldie but a goodie in conjunction with the (likely) kick-off of "Holiday Party" week(s).  You all will likely all end up at some kind of happy-hour, dinner or something in the coming weeks where you will guzzle alcohol in order to stand being around your co-workers.  Please refer to the attached guide in order to gauge your intake and, when possible, report back during the next two plus weeks leading up to Xmas so the LLPP can enjoy the "scoring".

Without further ado,

Professor Enginegro's Level of Hang-over Guide to the Holidaze:
Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.

Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheese omelet can't fix.

Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.

Level 4
Surprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.

Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediately throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.

Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be surprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.

#7 The old, I SHOULD be hungover, hangover (by Lewdogg11) :
This one happens to me quite often.  You drink 'rediculas' amounts, wake up in a bush somewhere with hot sauce glued to your chin.  Stumble into bed at 4am, sleep until noon.  Wake up fearing the worst, when you realize, there is no hangover!  It's as if your one good deed of the day plunged the poisonous spirits from your very soul.  You could quite possibly still be a little drunk, and you might, just might toss back a batch of Biscuits and Gravy followed by a box of twisted tea, and onto a Corona, followed by shots of Sambuca, before 4pm. 

(This hangover level has often been seen during playa hata reunions, Cancun Spring Break trips, and 36 hour gambling binges...as if the body is properly prepared for the alcohol intake)

#8 - the Dreadful 2 day hangover... basically a Level 6 that weakens in to a level 3 the next day. Also known as the weekend killer.

Please enjoy responsibly - if not, it's Level 4+ time for you!

Happy holidaze.

TGP

Tags would like to report a Level 8 over the Thanksgiving holiday. Evidently Robby & Tags tried to finish off a bottle of crown, followed by three misc. shots (none of which Tags remembers taking).

Probably the worst experience Tags has ever had.

Mrs. Tags was not pleased with this showing, and has "strongly suggested" that Tags does not drink on Xmas eve so he can at least eat dinner with the family.

[JT]

So does that mean that LD and Reg kept Gro from dorkdom while at RPI?

Gro believes that everyone at RPI, weather they believe it or not, has some dork tendencies.  That includes those evil mangement majors. Nobody choses a tech school out of the blue. It is because they love their TI-85 calculators and MS Excel. There's no shame in having some smarts.


_{Gro and LD hit it off
at the 1997 freshman mixer}

JT knows.  Mythbusters is totally dorky, but JT would kill to do that for a job.  Crashing stuff and blowing ish up.  JT never wanted to grow up, it just kinda happened all of a sudden.

Now if your a kid, making your own explosives is criminal.  Back when JT did it, it was called creative.

[Knightstalker]

So does that mean that LD and Reg kept Gro from dorkdom while at RPI?

Gro believes that everyone at RPI, weather they believe it or not, has some dork tendencies.  That includes those evil mangement majors. Nobody choses a tech school out of the blue. It is because they love their TI-85 calculators and MS Excel. There's no shame in having some smarts.


_{Gro and LD hit it off
at the 1997 freshman mixer}

JT knows.  Mythbusters is totally dorky, but JT would kill to do that for a job.  Crashing stuff and blowing ish up.  JT never wanted to grow up, it just kinda happened all of a sudden.

Now if your a kid, making your own explosives is criminal.  Back when JT did it, it was called creative.

It would get you an A for ingenuity and an F for not following directions in KS high school chemical class.

[union89]

Chappy, thank you for not gloating.........

[JT]

So does that mean that LD and Reg kept Gro from dorkdom while at RPI?

Gro believes that everyone at RPI, weather they believe it or not, has some dork tendencies.  That includes those evil mangement majors. Nobody choses a tech school out of the blue. It is because they love their TI-85 calculators and MS Excel. There's no shame in having some smarts.


_{Gro and LD hit it off
at the 1997 freshman mixer}

JT knows.  Mythbusters is totally dorky, but JT would kill to do that for a job.  Crashing stuff and blowing ish up.  JT never wanted to grow up, it just kinda happened all of a sudden.

Now if your a kid, making your own explosives is criminal.  Back when JT did it, it was called creative.

It would get you an A for ingenuity and an F for not following directions in KS high school chemical class.

You'd be surprised the books on formulas, cannon and rocket making one can find in your local public library back in the day. 

[dlippiel]

So does that mean that LD and Reg kept Gro from dorkdom while at RPI?

Gro believes that everyone at RPI, weather they believe it or not, has some dork tendencies.  That includes those evil mangement majors. Nobody choses a tech school out of the blue. It is because they love their TI-85 calculators and MS Excel. There's no shame in having some smarts.


_{Gro and LD hit it off
at the 1997 freshman mixer}

pbr preferred this classic....



anyone see that fighter jet crash out in miramar while landing? dood took out a neighborhood, a plethora of houses on fire....

Oh the days of the Commadore! Snowflakes falling everywhere and Boise State still taking it in the can from the BCS. I am wishing OJ a great holiday season and plan to poor some "OE" on the floor in honor of him at my work holiday party on Sat night.

[Frank Rossi]

Tags would like to report a Level 8 over the Thanksgiving holiday. Evidently Robby & Tags tried to finish off a bottle of crown, followed by three misc. shots (none of which Tags remembers taking).

Probably the worst experience Tags has ever had.

Mrs. Tags was not pleased with this showing, and has "strongly suggested" that Tags does not drink on Xmas eve so he can at least eat dinner with the family.

And where was FR's invite for this extravaganza?  It's been years since he even hit a Level 2 because of weekend priorities over the last few years.  He feels like he's hitting 'gro and LD "geek status" now.  He needs help -- someone pass him a bottle.

[PBR...]

tgp u better bundle up looks like it might snow in la la land next week....-81 degrees in siberia taking dead aim at l.a. next week...maybe the rose bowl will be played in snow and psu will feel right at home...

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2008/dec/08/rare-50-year-arctic-blast-sets-sights-on/

[Frank Rossi]

Anyone else feeling like Conan O'Brien just got the shaft from NBC.  Here he's thinking that he's going to be moved into the "prime" NBC comedy hour slot at 11:35pm... And now, NBC creates an even more prime 10:00pm slot for Leno.  Now, Conan is really in only a slightly better position and is still Leno's b*tch!  Ouch!

[labart96]

tgp u better bundle up looks like it might snow in la la land next week....-81 degrees in siberia taking dead aim at l.a. next week...maybe the rose bowl will be played in snow and psu will feel right at home...

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2008/dec/08/rare-50-year-arctic-blast-sets-sights-on/

49 in Calabasas today.  Pretty chilly by LA standards.  TGP wishes he had a weekend in Mammoth scheduled soon, but no luck yet.

Check out today's "Severe weather" report (ie, it's beautiful and windy):

Severe Weather Alert
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Current conditions as of 7:55 am PST
Fair/Windy
Feels Like:
60°
Barometer:
30.17 in and rising
Humidity:
18%
Visibility:
10 mi
Dewpoint:
16°
Wind:
ENE 25 mph
Sunrise:
6:50 am

[Knightstalker]

KS attended the Hudson County Pearl Harbor ceremonies on Sunday in Jersey City at the pier at Exchange Place.  During the playing of taps the photographer caught KS saluting, at 1:49 KS is to the left wearing a green parka.
http://videos.nj.com/jersey-journal/2008/12/pearl_harbor_remembrance_day.html

[lewdogg11]

To my LLPP brethern, only the best information for you!!!

A buddy of mine, Ken K. from CT, that works at Best Buy gave me the inside scoop that Best Buy is giving away $100 gift cards if you take their phone survey.  Only the first 1500 callers are getting them.  I was #804 so hurry up!

888-429-3825

Merry Christmas!