FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Hey Karma Sniper, be a real man and show yourself!  I know you are sitting in your tighty whities with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues giggling to yourself, thinking you're cool, funny, and that people like you...but you are a pathetic loser, you have no friends, and you are waste of space on this planet.  Get a life...or come out of the closet...loser

[lewdogg11]

This round of +K is on me...

[PBR...]

pbr is also servin' up some +k for lunch as well asking the question of whether to have bacon cheeseburger or pulled pork bbq w/ waffle fries for lunch today?

[SaintsFAN]

The obvious choice is pulled pork... 

+K round

['gro]

Funny stuff.  Everyone has thought about this at some point.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ok so TDT has a Regulator Special.  Had a flight on Tuesday night from Chicago Midway to Minneapolis.  It was a pretty small bird (Embraer 175 which is 2 seats on each side of the aisle) so they say everyone can board at once.  TDT being the experienced traveler had grabbed the bulkhead aisle seat at the check-in kiosk.  We slowly board and TDT gets to his seat.  A lady is seated in TDT's seat yapping loudly ("Oh Maggie you won't believe who is on the plane with Mommy, it's your 3rd grade art teacher Mrs. Smith" TDT is thinking Jezus Chrimmy shoot me) on her pink iPhone with bags and ish spread out all over creation.  All the while the line behind TDT is backing up out onto the jetway and the flight attendants are wondering WTF is happening.  So...

TDT: Excuse me Ma'am this is TDT's seat.

Crazy Amature Hour Lady: No it isn't this is my seat.  I am on the aisle in 5-B. (she shuffles her ish and digs through all her piles of sh!t trying to find her boarding pass)

TDT: (Pulls out boarding pass that says plain as day Maxwell Stein 5-B and gives dirty/irritated look at clueless CAHL)

CAHL: (On the Phone talking loudly oblivious to everyone else on the plane) Maggie honey it's Mommy Mrs. Smith is on the plane.  Do you remember her?  Are you there honey?  Mommy will kiss and tuck you in when I get home.

Flight Attendant: (at the front of First Class as the line grows behind TDT) Is there a problem back there?

TDT: Yes in fact there is.  This woman is in my seat

Flight Attendant: Ok I'll be right there (walks to 5th row)

TDT: Shows her my boarding pass for 5-B

CAHL: This is my seat.  I am in 5-B (still looking for her boarding pass)

Flight Attendant: Can I see your seating assignment?

CAHL: I'm looking for it.  I'm in the 5th row (while continuing to talk to little Maggie on her iPhone)

TDT: (Staring barbs at CAHL)

CAHL: A little patience would help once in a while (casting a glare at TDT like it is his fault).

TDT: (bites lip hard to avoid the perverbial urge to bitch slap CAHL) Get off your phone then!!!

CAHL: (finds boarding pass) Here it is.  Hands it to Flight Attendant.

FA: This is for 12-B.

CAHL: (Drops head and rounds up all her ish still on the horn with her dopey kid)

TDT: Smiles, thanks the FA

[stimulator]

http://mitathletics.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mit-m-footbl-body.html

Good guy, good coach.

[PBR...]

Ok so TDT has a Regulator Special.  Had a flight on Tuesday night from Chicago Midway to Minneapolis.  It was a pretty small bird (Embraer 175 which is 2 seats on each side of the aisle) so they say everyone can board at once.  TDT being the experienced traveler had grabbed the bulkhead aisle seat at the check-in kiosk.  We slowly board and TDT gets to his seat.  A lady is seated in TDT's seat yapping loudly ("Oh Maggie you won't believe who is on the plane with Mommy, it's your 3rd grade art teacher Mrs. Smith" TDT is thinking Jezus Chrimmy shoot me) on her pink iPhone with bags and ish spread out all over creation.  All the while the line behind TDT is backing up out onto the jetway and the flight attendants are wondering WTF is happening.  So...

TDT: Excuse me Ma'am this is TDT's seat.

Crazy Amature Hour Lady: No it isn't this is my seat.  I am on the aisle in 5-B. (she shuffles her ish and digs through all her piles of sh!t trying to find her boarding pass)

TDT: (Pulls out boarding pass that says plain as day Maxwell Stein 5-B and gives dirty/irritated look at clueless CAHL)

CAHL: (On the Phone talking loudly oblivious to everyone else on the plane) Maggie honey it's Mommy Mrs. Smith is on the plane.  Do you remember her?  Are you there honey?  Mommy will kiss and tuck you in when I get home.

Flight Attendant: (at the front of First Class as the line grows behind TDT) Is there a problem back there?

TDT: Yes in fact there is.  This woman is in my seat

Flight Attendant: Ok I'll be right there (walks to 5th row)

TDT: Shows her my boarding pass for 5-B

CAHL: This is my seat.  I am in 5-B (still looking for her boarding pass)

Flight Attendant: Can I see your seating assignment?

CAHL: I'm looking for it.  I'm in the 5th row (while continuing to talk to little Maggie on her iPhone)

TDT: (Staring barbs at CAHL)

CAHL: A little patience would help once in a while (casting a glare at TDT like it is his fault).

TDT: (bites lip hard to avoid the perverbial urge to bitch slap CAHL) Get off your phone then!!!

CAHL: (finds boarding pass) Here it is.  Hands it to Flight Attendant.

FA: This is for 12-B.

CAHL: (Drops head and rounds up all her ish still on the horn with her dopey kid)

TDT: Smiles, thanks the FA

truly amateur hour...the more pbr see's traveling should be like sports...varsity and j.v.      tdt obvsiouly experienced knows protocol's where to go and when etc... = varsity   CAHL = j.v.       
pbr/mpbr have traveled tons and have already passed the 411 on traveling to our kids(granted they are young but never start to early training them)...be on time dont make people/plane wait for you...put on headfons and watch movies on planes and dont talk loud...we even wait for all others to get off the plane before leaving because we know kids take awhile to get organized and moving on planes so this way business people and people making connections can move fast and be on their way....

[union89]

Ok so TDT has a Regulator Special.  Had a flight on Tuesday night from Chicago Midway to Minneapolis.  It was a pretty small bird (Embraer 175 which is 2 seats on each side of the aisle) so they say everyone can board at once.  TDT being the experienced traveler had grabbed the bulkhead aisle seat at the check-in kiosk.  We slowly board and TDT gets to his seat.  A lady is seated in TDT's seat yapping loudly ("Oh Maggie you won't believe who is on the plane with Mommy, it's your 3rd grade art teacher Mrs. Smith" TDT is thinking Jezus Chrimmy shoot me) on her pink iPhone with bags and ish spread out all over creation.  All the while the line behind TDT is backing up out onto the jetway and the flight attendants are wondering WTF is happening.  So...

TDT: Excuse me Ma'am this is TDT's seat.

Crazy Amature Hour Lady: No it isn't this is my seat.  I am on the aisle in 5-B. (she shuffles her ish and digs through all her piles of sh!t trying to find her boarding pass)

TDT: (Pulls out boarding pass that says plain as day Maxwell Stein 5-B and gives dirty/irritated look at clueless CAHL)

CAHL: (On the Phone talking loudly oblivious to everyone else on the plane) Maggie honey it's Mommy Mrs. Smith is on the plane.  Do you remember her?  Are you there honey?  Mommy will kiss and tuck you in when I get home.

Flight Attendant: (at the front of First Class as the line grows behind TDT) Is there a problem back there?

TDT: Yes in fact there is.  This woman is in my seat

Flight Attendant: Ok I'll be right there (walks to 5th row)

TDT: Shows her my boarding pass for 5-B

CAHL: This is my seat.  I am in 5-B (still looking for her boarding pass)

Flight Attendant: Can I see your seating assignment?

CAHL: I'm looking for it.  I'm in the 5th row (while continuing to talk to little Maggie on her iPhone)

TDT: (Staring barbs at CAHL)

CAHL: A little patience would help once in a while (casting a glare at TDT like it is his fault).

TDT: (bites lip hard to avoid the perverbial urge to bitch slap CAHL) Get off your phone then!!!

CAHL: (finds boarding pass) Here it is.  Hands it to Flight Attendant.

FA: This is for 12-B.

CAHL: (Drops head and rounds up all her ish still on the horn with her dopey kid)

TDT: Smiles, thanks the FA

Steam would have been coming out of my ears......people are ignorant.

-1K to you TDT

[Regulator]

TDT- Very nice holding your ground....  How hard is this whole airport thing anyway?
No- you can't get through security with 55 pieces of jewelry and a jacket on.

If you cut in front of me to get off the plane there is a 85% chance (depending on how hot it is on the plane) of me punching you in the back of the head.

PLEASE, for the sake of mankind DON'T ask the flight attendant "what do you have to drink".....there are 85 freaking types of soda, juice, and other options, do I really need to hear her rattle them all off? This one pisses me off no matter where I am, bars, applebees, ANYWHERE!

['gro]

Todays TOTD

Karma sniper on the loose again.

let's go back to april 3rd... I spy a

[union89]

Todays TOTD

Karma sniper on the loose again.

let's go back to april 3rd... I spy a

You're  a dirty old man 'Gro.....to quote Doug E. Fresh, "Don't cry....dry your Eye"

+1

[JT]

Ok so TDT has a Regulator Special.  Had a flight on Tuesday night from Chicago Midway to Minneapolis.  It was a pretty small bird (Embraer 175 which is 2 seats on each side of the aisle) so they say everyone can board at once.  TDT being the experienced traveler had grabbed the bulkhead aisle seat at the check-in kiosk.  We slowly board and TDT gets to his seat.  A lady is seated in TDT's seat yapping loudly ("Oh Maggie you won't believe who is on the plane with Mommy, it's your 3rd grade art teacher Mrs. Smith" TDT is thinking Jezus Chrimmy shoot me) on her pink iPhone with bags and ish spread out all over creation.  All the while the line behind TDT is backing up out onto the jetway and the flight attendants are wondering WTF is happening.  So...

TDT: Excuse me Ma'am this is TDT's seat.

Crazy Amature Hour Lady: No it isn't this is my seat.  I am on the aisle in 5-B. (she shuffles her ish and digs through all her piles of sh!t trying to find her boarding pass)

TDT: (Pulls out boarding pass that says plain as day Maxwell Stein 5-B and gives dirty/irritated look at clueless CAHL)

CAHL: (On the Phone talking loudly oblivious to everyone else on the plane) Maggie honey it's Mommy Mrs. Smith is on the plane.  Do you remember her?  Are you there honey?  Mommy will kiss and tuck you in when I get home.

Flight Attendant: (at the front of First Class as the line grows behind TDT) Is there a problem back there?

TDT: Yes in fact there is.  This woman is in my seat

Flight Attendant: Ok I'll be right there (walks to 5th row)

TDT: Shows her my boarding pass for 5-B

CAHL: This is my seat.  I am in 5-B (still looking for her boarding pass)

Flight Attendant: Can I see your seating assignment?

CAHL: I'm looking for it.  I'm in the 5th row (while continuing to talk to little Maggie on her iPhone)

TDT: (Staring barbs at CAHL)

CAHL: A little patience would help once in a while (casting a glare at TDT like it is his fault).

TDT: (bites lip hard to avoid the perverbial urge to bitch slap CAHL) Get off your phone then!!!

CAHL: (finds boarding pass) Here it is.  Hands it to Flight Attendant.

FA: This is for 12-B.

CAHL: (Drops head and rounds up all her ish still on the horn with her dopey kid)

TDT: Smiles, thanks the FA

More than once JT has gotten the guy/gal in JT's seat go, "I've already put my stuff in this overhead, can't I just stay here."

Then they have the nerve to get pissed when JT says no.  So JT follows with, "I picked this seat thinking of the comfort level I require ahead of time.  Why should you be rewarded for being a butt head?

[JT]

Todays TOTD

Karma sniper on the loose again.

let's go back to april 3rd... I spy a

Wink. wink.

[lewdogg11]

Todays TOTD

Karma sniper on the loose again.

let's go back to april 3rd... I spy a

Wink. wink.

Nice catch Gro...It almost made me....