FB: Liberty League

[dlippiel]

just try to picture a bum at an airport:

gate checking his shopping cart on the jetway...
rubbing himself down with perfume samples out of magazines...
asking for a newspaper instead of a blanket...
pissed that he has to remove his 7 coats at the security check...
buying a $6 latte, then using the empty cup to panhandle...
giving other flyers directions to their gate...
Doing 'favors' for a cinnabun...


gro is writing the screenplay right now. Working titles:
BUMPORT
Bums on a Plane
Stank Air
Hobos at the Gate

BOL...speaking of which what really bugs pbr at security checkpoints now is everyone knows what you have to do and yet these knuckleheads get nothing ready ahead of time and stand there for 15 minutes taking jackets/shoes etc off why the f couldnt you start getting some of this stuff ready when we have been standing in line for the last 20 minutes!!

Come on PBR don't you think that makes too much sense? I mean for people to do that they would have to be thinking and caring about others. Sadly we know most of the time that just does not happen here in happyland.

By the way thanks for all the congrats guys. Wife asked why on earth would I post that on LLPP and I simply looked at her and said, "Honey I love you but you have no idea what power the LLPP posess over all!" Heah how many posts does one need to give K?

****ing power of the LLPP bitches

[lewdogg11]

Look at our boy dlippiel, all growds up.  A few short months ago, he came on here spitting hot fire, hating anything outside of Schenectady, with a particular hatred for anything over the river in Troy...and now he has a little soft spot for the brethren of the LLPP.  I mean, it's not really about the 'Liberty League' at all.  JT is an RU guy, Utah is an IC guy, PBR is a DVC guy, so on and so forth.  The LLPP does strange thing to people...until they start talking NASCAR. 

For anyone keeping tabs, Clarkson beat 1 seed Cortland in the regionals yesterday in baseball, WNEC beat 2 seed Ithaca(who dominates ALL sports btw, including women's crew), and RPI posted a big win against Farmingdale.  Nice start to the tourney.

[PBR...]

just try to picture a bum at an airport:

gate checking his shopping cart on the jetway...
rubbing himself down with perfume samples out of magazines...
asking for a newspaper instead of a blanket...
pissed that he has to remove his 7 coats at the security check...
buying a $6 latte, then using the empty cup to panhandle...
giving other flyers directions to their gate...
Doing 'favors' for a cinnabun...


gro is writing the screenplay right now. Working titles:
BUMPORT
Bums on a Plane
Stank Air
Hobos at the Gate

BOL...speaking of which what really bugs pbr at security checkpoints now is everyone knows what you have to do and yet these knuckleheads get nothing ready ahead of time and stand there for 15 minutes taking jackets/shoes etc off why the f couldnt you start getting some of this stuff ready when we have been standing in line for the last 20 minutes!!

JT rolls with some comfy loafers when he flies.  JT can flip them off like a little pop fly and catch them one at a time.  Once through the scan, throws them on the floor and steps in 'em.  Very rare does he even need to use his thumb to push the heels in.

And jackets get put in the backpack upon airport arrival.

LD11 waits in line to go through security.

HA ....nice one LD ....was waiting to see if u busted out the coors light pic of richard in a box and used that for LD waiting in line...

[Knightstalker]

KS is heading to work this morning and takes his usual pit stop at pavonia newport to drain himself.  KS is standing at the urinal doing his business when he hears someone grunting and groaning like they are in more pain then when MKS delivered the Stalkerette.  KS finishes and washes up and starts to leave when he realizes the building management must read LLPP.  Today there was mounted a brand new Purell dispenser right next to the door.  LLPP is influencing building lavatory policy.

[lewdogg11]

[mattvsmith]

LLPP is influencing building lavatory policy.

LLPP = Lavatory League Policy Page

[PBR...]

for whatever reason that pic cracks pbr up everytime he see's it....LD puffin' on a butt lookin like he is up there leading a prayer vigil of hells angels

[Touchdown Tommy]

fellas, how many bums do you see in the airport?  Our boy LD is talking about lady bums (hence the following comment about what girls wear at the airport).

Chicks love wearing sweatpants on planes!

Enginegro: TDT knew exactly what Lewdoggie was talking about when he uttered--

"See that Russ, No Lines"

Classic Christmas Vacation Clark W. Griswold at the Dept Store panties counter

[PBR...]

perfect timing this just went across the wire...(note to self/LLPP if ever homeless and in airport a pink suitcase works wonders as a bed...)

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI) -- A woman who police believe was homeless
was asked to leave Toronto's Pearson International Airport after living there
for a month, police said.
The unidentified woman, about 40, had been sleeping on a pink suitcase in
Terminal 1 of Canada's busiest airport since mid-April, the Mississauga
(Ontario) Times reported.
The woman "met the threshold for trespassing," Peel Regional Police Constable
Adam Minnion told the Globe and Mail.
This meant she had "no need for medical care or for mental health care and ...
(was) not the victim of a criminal offense or a suspect in one," Constable
Marlene Murphy told the Times.
Police gave the woman bus fare and she left without a struggle, officers said.
They did not know her destination.

[Tags]

fellas, how many bums do you see in the airport?  Our boy LD is talking about lady bums (hence the following comment about what girls wear at the airport).

Chicks love wearing sweatpants on planes!

Enginegro: TDT knew exactly what Lewdoggie was talking about when he uttered--

"See that Russ, No Lines"

Classic Christmas Vacation Clark W. Griswold at the Dept Store panties counter

Love it.

Long live Clark W. Griswold, and the family truckster!



Who's the moosiest Moose we know... Marty Moose!

[JT]

The LLPP is truly addictive.  Plus the other boards just aren't as funny, cool, or insightful.   The best part is when noobs don't get the joke.

[Tags]

The LLPP is truly addictive.  Plus the other boards just aren't as funny, cool, or insightful.   The best part is when noobs don't get the joke.

Mrs. Tags always give Tags ish when she finds him perusing the LLPP. Wives just don't get it.

[mattvsmith]

The LLPP is truly addictive.  Plus the other boards just aren't as funny, cool, or insightful.   The best part is when noobs don't get the joke.

We'll know that the LLPP has "made it" as a true cultural icon if we see something about us on the cover of Cosmo magazine...

"20 Sex Tricks to make your husband stop referring to himself in the third person"

[lewdogg11]

The LLPP is truly addictive.  Plus the other boards just aren't as funny, cool, or insightful.   The best part is when noobs don't get the joke.

We'll know that the LLPP has "made it" as a true cultural icon if we see something about us on the cover of Cosmo magazine...

"20 Sex Tricks to make your husband stop referring to himself in the third person"

Sex Trick 1:  ANY sex trick

[dlippiel]

fellas, how many bums do you see in the airport?  Our boy LD is talking about lady bums (hence the following comment about what girls wear at the airport).

Chicks love wearing sweatpants on planes!

Enginegro: TDT knew exactly what Lewdoggie was talking about when he uttered--

"See that Russ, No Lines"

Classic Christmas Vacation Clark W. Griswold at the Dept Store panties counter

Love it.

Long live Clark W. Griswold, and the family truckster!



Who's the moosiest Moose we know... Marty Moose!

Eddie: "Daughter just graduated"
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "No, Circus."
Clark: "Must be proud."