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[dlippiel]

perfect timing this just went across the wire...(note to self/LLPP if ever homeless and in airport a pink suitcase works wonders as a bed...)

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI) -- A woman who police believe was homeless
was asked to leave Toronto's Pearson International Airport after living there
for a month, police said.
The unidentified woman, about 40, had been sleeping on a pink suitcase in
Terminal 1 of Canada's busiest airport since mid-April, the Mississauga
(Ontario) Times reported.
The woman "met the threshold for trespassing," Peel Regional Police Constable
Adam Minnion told the Globe and Mail.
This meant she had "no need for medical care or for mental health care and ...
(was) not the victim of a criminal offense or a suspect in one," Constable
Marlene Murphy told the Times.
Police gave the woman bus fare and she left without a struggle, officers said.
They did not know her destination.

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI)- On her way from the airport the cab carrying the unidentified woman was pulled over by Ontario authorities. Out from the police cruiser stepped President Obama who immediately gave her a check for $1,000,000 that said, "coutesy of the United States tax payers." The cab driver looked at Obama and said, "heah where is my money? I was born in America and work my ass off everyday." Obama looked at the cab driver and said, "oh you didn't hear. I am giving money to anyone and everyone who a). Does not work, gets high all day and drinks that purple drank  b). Works in a bank or buisness that bumbles and ****s everything up that it touches c). Or is a member of the ACLU. You Mr. Cab dirver are none of the above and will get nothing. WHy the hell should anyone get rewarded for doing the "right" thing in life, working hard, being honest, and not taking hand-outs on a daily basis. Plus didn't you hear I had Carolina to win the Madness!

[rams1102]

perfect timing this just went across the wire...(note to self/LLPP if ever homeless and in airport a pink suitcase works wonders as a bed...)

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI) -- A woman who police believe was homeless
was asked to leave Toronto's Pearson International Airport after living there
for a month, police said.
The unidentified woman, about 40, had been sleeping on a pink suitcase in
Terminal 1 of Canada's busiest airport since mid-April, the Mississauga
(Ontario) Times reported.
The woman "met the threshold for trespassing," Peel Regional Police Constable
Adam Minnion told the Globe and Mail.
This meant she had "no need for medical care or for mental health care and ...
(was) not the victim of a criminal offense or a suspect in one," Constable
Marlene Murphy told the Times.
Police gave the woman bus fare and she left without a struggle, officers said.
They did not know her destination.

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI)- On her way from the airport the cab carrying the unidentified woman was pulled over by Ontario authorities. Out from the police cruiser stepped President Obama who immediately gave her a check for $1,000,000 that said, "coutesy of the United States tax payers." The cab driver looked at Obama and said, "heah where is my money? I was born in America and work my ass off everyday." Obama looked at the cab driver and said, "oh you didn't hear. I am giving money to anyone and everyone who a). Does not work, gets high all day and drinks that purple drank  b). Works in a bank or buisness that bumbles and ****s everything up that it touches c). Or is a member of the ACLU. You Mr. Cab dirver are none of the above and will get nothing. WHy the hell should anyone get rewarded for doing the "right" thing in life, working hard, being honest, and not taking hand-outs on a daily basis. Plus didn't you hear I had Carolina to win the Madness!

A Montclair State Football Fan who surf's the East Board looking for football info. Great comment. Good Luck to Union this year.

[JT]

perfect timing this just went across the wire...(note to self/LLPP if ever homeless and in airport a pink suitcase works wonders as a bed...)

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI) -- A woman who police believe was homeless
was asked to leave Toronto's Pearson International Airport after living there
for a month, police said.
The unidentified woman, about 40, had been sleeping on a pink suitcase in
Terminal 1 of Canada's busiest airport since mid-April, the Mississauga
(Ontario) Times reported.
The woman "met the threshold for trespassing," Peel Regional Police Constable
Adam Minnion told the Globe and Mail.
This meant she had "no need for medical care or for mental health care and ...
(was) not the victim of a criminal offense or a suspect in one," Constable
Marlene Murphy told the Times.
Police gave the woman bus fare and she left without a struggle, officers said.
They did not know her destination.

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI)- On her way from the airport the cab carrying the unidentified woman was pulled over by Ontario authorities. Out from the police cruiser stepped President Obama who immediately gave her a check for $1,000,000 that said, "coutesy of the United States tax payers." The cab driver looked at Obama and said, "heah where is my money? I was born in America and work my ass off everyday." Obama looked at the cab driver and said, "oh you didn't hear. I am giving money to anyone and everyone who a). Does not work, gets high all day and drinks that purple drank  b). Works in a bank or buisness that bumbles and ****s everything up that it touches c). Or is a member of the ACLU. You Mr. Cab dirver are none of the above and will get nothing. WHy the hell should anyone get rewarded for doing the "right" thing in life, working hard, being honest, and not taking hand-outs on a daily basis. Plus didn't you hear I had Carolina to win the Madness!

+k

[union89]

perfect timing this just went across the wire...(note to self/LLPP if ever homeless and in airport a pink suitcase works wonders as a bed...)

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI) -- A woman who police believe was homeless
was asked to leave Toronto's Pearson International Airport after living there
for a month, police said.
The unidentified woman, about 40, had been sleeping on a pink suitcase in
Terminal 1 of Canada's busiest airport since mid-April, the Mississauga
(Ontario) Times reported.
The woman "met the threshold for trespassing," Peel Regional Police Constable
Adam Minnion told the Globe and Mail.
This meant she had "no need for medical care or for mental health care and ...
(was) not the victim of a criminal offense or a suspect in one," Constable
Marlene Murphy told the Times.
Police gave the woman bus fare and she left without a struggle, officers said.
They did not know her destination.

MISSISSAUGA, Ontario,  May 14 (UPI)- On her way from the airport the cab carrying the unidentified woman was pulled over by Ontario authorities. Out from the police cruiser stepped President Obama who immediately gave her a check for $1,000,000 that said, "coutesy of the United States tax payers." The cab driver looked at Obama and said, "heah where is my money? I was born in America and work my ass off everyday." Obama looked at the cab driver and said, "oh you didn't hear. I am giving money to anyone and everyone who a). Does not work, gets high all day and drinks that purple drank  b). Works in a bank or buisness that bumbles and ****s everything up that it touches c). Or is a member of the ACLU. You Mr. Cab dirver are none of the above and will get nothing. WHy the hell should anyone get rewarded for doing the "right" thing in life, working hard, being honest, and not taking hand-outs on a daily basis. Plus didn't you hear I had Carolina to win the Madness!

A Montclair State Football Fan who surf's the East Board looking for football info. Great comment. Good Luck to Union this year.

This is the LLPP.....'ya heard??

[Regulator]

The LLPP is truly addictive.  Plus the other boards just aren't as funny, cool, or insightful.   The best part is when noobs don't get the joke.

We'll know that the LLPP has "made it" as a true cultural icon if we see something about us on the cover of Cosmo magazine...

"20 Sex Tricks to make your husband stop referring to himself in the third person"

Sex Trick 1:  ANY sex trick

BOL!

LD- that DITB outfit was quite possibly the most genius off the cuff moves I have ever seen in person.  I wish someone would have videotaped one of the 45 times we made you go through the entire video!

[Regulator]

KS is heading to work this morning and takes his usual pit stop at pavonia newport to drain himself.  KS is standing at the urinal doing his business when he hears someone grunting and groaning like they are in more pain then when MKS delivered the Stalkerette.  KS finishes and washes up and starts to leave when he realizes the building management must read LLPP.  Today there was mounted a brand new Purell dispenser right next to the door.  LLPP is influencing building lavatory policy.

U89- Please thank your fellow union alums for us.  This lead bathroom manager has upper management written all over him.... Obviously, took CAP training on his way to the top.

[Tags]

New York doing it's best to completely kill itself.

http://democratandchronicle.com/article/20090515/NEWS01/905150342/Golisano+cites+high+taxes+as+reason+for+move+to+Florida&referrer=NEWSFRONTCAROUSEL

Dear Dems,

Spending and higher taxes is not the recipe for sustainable success.

Regards,

Tags

[mattvsmith]

New York doing it's best to completely kill itself.

Dear Dems,

Spending and higher taxes is not the recipe for sustainable success.

Regards,

Tags

Tags,
The Rev wishes he could blame all of the trouble on the Donkeys, but unfortunately nearly everyone in both parties has been writing checks they can't cash without holding a gun to our head.

Every state, and nearly every nation, is doing everything it can to completely kill themselves.  Europe is a total mess, Canada is not much better and yet both parties can only suggest emulating failure.

The Rev is doing pretty well in Korea.  Income tax rate here is about 4%.  The only thing that hurts is the crumby exchange rate for sending money home.  But The Rev expects the dollar to continue to weaken, which will increase his earnings relatively.

As an added bonus, we also have some seriously fit birds here.  viz...


The Rev walks around with a perpetual headache from his eyeballs popping out of their sockets.

[Knightstalker]

WTF is up with young hotties in sundresses wearing jeans under the sundresses?  This is a definite fashion mistake to KS.  There should be two rules for wearing sundresses.
1.  You must be young and you must be hot to wear a sundress, no exceptions.
2.  When wearing a sundress you should be wearing nothing else but the sundress and hot shoes.

[Regulator]

WTF is up with young hotties in sundresses wearing jeans under the sundresses?  This is a definite fashion mistake to KS.  There should be two rules for wearing sundresses.
1.  You must be young and you must be hot to wear a sundress, no exceptions.
2.  When wearing a sundress you should be wearing nothing else but the sundress and hot shoes.

Easy there Knight"stalker".  You're starting to sound like the creepy old guy that drives a tinted out econovan.

[Tags]

What's up with the creepy teeth whitening ads on yahoo finance. You'd think they'd throw that somewhere less visible, that's pretty gross.

[JT]

New York doing it's best to completely kill itself.

Dear Dems,

Spending and higher taxes is not the recipe for sustainable success.

Regards,

Tags

Tags,
The Rev wishes he could blame all of the trouble on the Donkeys, but unfortunately nearly everyone in both parties has been writing checks they can't cash without holding a gun to our head.

Every state, and nearly every nation, is doing everything it can to completely kill themselves.  Europe is a total mess, Canada is not much better and yet both parties can only suggest emulating failure.

The Rev is doing pretty well in Korea.  Income tax rate here is about 4%.  The only thing that hurts is the crumby exchange rate for sending money home.  But The Rev expects the dollar to continue to weaken, which will increase his earnings relatively.

As an added bonus, we also have some seriously fit birds here.  viz...


The Rev walks around with a perpetual headache from his eyeballs popping out of their sockets.

Many liberal Republicans are certainly to blame.  But for the most part the State's in the most trouble, have been left wing fiefdoms for decades.  Now the politics that have ruined CA, NY, MI, MA, NJ, IL has gone national.  JT will guarantee you that the majority of areas with the highest unemployment are blue, and those with the lowest are red.  The same goes for taxes.   The worst public schools are blue and the best are red. etc etc.

[PBR...]

pbr checking in from the home front as a nice vaca day was in order...since pbr cracked a cold ones hours ago the lamp is lit...

[JT]

pbr checking in from the home front as a nice vaca day was in order...since pbr cracked a cold ones hours ago the lamp is lit...

JT likes those Hinny mini kegs.  Happy Friday to all.

[Tags]

pbr checking in from the home front as a nice vaca day was in order...since pbr cracked a cold ones hours ago the lamp is lit...

JT likes those Hinny mini kegs.  Happy Friday to all.

Indeed, happy Friday gents.

+k and some thug love to all here in the LLPP.