FB: Liberty League

[union89]

Time for an LLPP rant....

So Im at the red sox game the other night at fenway.  I had seats out in the right field box, in section 93.  Now this section is a big section for Fenway, it has about 50 rows, with about 25 seats in each row.  Now the 25 seats in each row can be a pain in the arse, because if you are in the middle of that row and need to get up to get a beer, or get back to your seat from getting that beer, you need the 12 people towards the end of that row to stand up and let you in and out.

Anyway, 3 times during the game, I saw some of the dumbest people I have ever seen pull the same assinine stunt.  The first time it happened, two guys are in the aisle, look at their tickets, and start to go into a row.  Now the row is filled with people with no empty seats, so you can see that there is not going to be anywhere for these guys to sit.  So here they are, making everyone get up untill they get to the middle of the row.  Now they look at seats 12 and 13 and tell the people in those two seats that they are in the wrong place.  The two people that are sitting down get out their tickets and find out that they are actually in the right place, seats 12 and 13 in row GG.  So the two guys that made everyone get up look at their tickets and realize that they are supposed to be in seats 12 and 13 in row HH.  Now they have to make everyone get up again as they go out to the aisle and find their seats.  This happened 2 more times in different rows in front of me with different people and it was a horrible sight.

Anyway, I have an LLPP rule proposal.

If you are at a sporting event, and are unfamiliar with the stadium or are confused with the seating or row markings, don't just go to the middle of a row if you aren't sure that's your row to begin with.  Ask the people closest to the aisle of that row what row they are in.  Then you don't end up making a jackass of yourself.

Rant over, continue your day.

Initially U89 thought Utah was going to complain about people getting up to get brew or to dispose of the brew.........when U89 gets to sporting events, U89 drinks 273 brews and whizzes about 327 times.

A problem U89 has that he can't seem to shake.

[SJFF82]

the seat buffer is a corrollary of the urinal buffer rule.

Apparently not everyone got the note on the UBR.  Serioulsy, is it that some people feel the need to rub shoulders with others that lead them to the urinal right next to me when there are 4 others in a row? 

Or them showing the world that they are a real man's man to take the middle of three urinals when there isn't anyone else in the restroom?  How about a little common courtesy?

It is unacceptable.  I chalk it up to bad parenting. 

We had a lawyer here that didn't understand the buffer and wanted to chat you up at the urinal.  Made me want to grab him by the scruff of the next and crack his forehead on the handle.

Viper:  Recently, while in BK court, I had an opposing attorney strike up settlement negotiations with me while standing next to me at the urinal...i was taken aback to say the least.  Imagine that follow-up letter...."Pursuant to our recent settlement negotiations while shaking the dew off our lillies, I am proposing...etc"

What a freakin clown....

[JQV]

Viper:  Recently, while in BK court, I had an opposing attorney strike up settlement negotiations with me while standing next to me at the urinal...i was taken aback to say the least.  Imagine that follow-up letter...."Pursuant to our recent settlement negotiations while shaking the dew off our lillies, I am proposing...etc"

What a freakin clown....

Better than having your case called during a cattle call docket and telling the judge the same thing:

"Your Honor, we are going to continue this hearing because we resolved the matter while violationg man law 187.961 in the can."

+k

['gro]

RPI opens the ECAV in 2 days, it must open with a monkeystomp.

Prediction:
Engineers - 31
Gulls - 7

Will Ms. Jackson be there in the presidential suite?

[JQV]

The name of RPI's new house sounds like a conference.  It throws me off every time.

[HSCTiger74]

The name of RPI's new house sounds like a conference.  It throws me off every time.

I agree, but still haven't quite figured out how to factor in the V. Varmints? Vagrants? Villains? And if any of those, would it have to be only institutions no self-respecting conference would accept? 

[Knightstalker]

The name of RPI's new house sounds like a conference.  It throws me off every time.

I agree, but still haven't quite figured out how to factor in the V. Varmints? Vagrants? Villains? And if any of those, would it have to be only institutions no self-respecting conference would accept? 

KS figured it stood for Venereal.

[dlippiel]

The name of RPI's new house sounds like a conference.  It throws me off every time.

ESS Stadium (Empty Seat Stadium)! Yes dlip is jealous...

[JQV]

Just heard that Union is charging $9.95 for the webcast of Saterday's game.  What's up with that?  I thought Union was supposed to be churning out some ballers.  Why are they nickel-diming people for bs internet feeds?

[dlippiel]

Just heard that Union is charging $9.95 for the webcast of Saterday's game.  What's up with that?  I thought Union was supposed to be churning out some ballers.  Why are they nickel-diming people for bs internet feeds?

Probably to raise money for the hockey program and all girl's sports teams 

[JQV]

Probably to raise money for the hockey program and all girl's sports teams 

did you just call Union's hockey players "girls" ??

[union89]

Just heard that Union is charging $9.95 for the webcast of Saterday's game.  What's up with that?  I thought Union was supposed to be churning out some ballers.  Why are they nickel-diming people for bs internet feeds?

Jose,
Thank You for supporting Union College Football.

Plus, you get to watch all Union College sporting events 'Live' for a month.....enjoy.

[JQV]

Happy to make it rain with a few Hamiltons to ease the pain of the whooping the Bombers are bringing to wine country.

[JT]

The name of RPI's new house sounds like a conference.  It throws me off every time.

I agree, but still haven't quite figured out how to factor in the V. Varmints? Vagrants? Villains? And if any of those, would it have to be only institutions no self-respecting conference would accept? 

KS figured it stood for Venereal.

Excluding athletes, how do dorks get venereal?

[union89]

Happy to make it rain with a few Hamiltons to ease the pain of the whooping the Bombers are bringing to wine country.

Lack 'O respect for the Dutchmen on the front page too.....'Which ranked team has the greatest potential to lose thier opening game?'

No opportunity to even vote for Ithaca......U89 realizes this is not Ithaca's 1st game, but why even add that snippet in the question?

Union 28
Ithaca 24