FB: Liberty League

[Doid23]

That's exactly it.  I was thinking the same thing.  He actually had some real numbers to back it up (for NFL averages anyway).  Even without exact numbers, the percentages would work out in the Pats favor by going for it on 4th down.  Too many people think about the odds that the colts had by getting the ball on the Pats 30 or their own 30.  They don't figure in the chances of the Pats converting it on 4th down.

Still a ballsy call.

U89 hates math worse than pants.

I can't stand Bellicheck, and hate the Pat's, but agree, I didn't think it was an awful call, actually liked it. I give the guy credit for showing some balls. The other way I look at it, if I were the Colts, in that situation, I would have preferred that the Pat's punt, which is why I think it was a good call by the Pats.

As to hating pants, it may be one of the only thing I like living in Texas, can wear shorts all year long.

[lewdogg11]

That's exactly it.  I was thinking the same thing.  He actually had some real numbers to back it up (for NFL averages anyway).  Even without exact numbers, the percentages would work out in the Pats favor by going for it on 4th down.  Too many people think about the odds that the colts had by getting the ball on the Pats 30 or their own 30.  They don't figure in the chances of the Pats converting it on 4th down.

Still a ballsy call.

U89 hates math worse than pants.

I can't stand Bellicheck, and hate the Pat's, but agree, I didn't think it was an awful call, actually liked it. I give the guy credit for showing some balls. The other way I look at it, if I were the Colts, in that situation, I would have preferred that the Pat's punt, which is why I think it was a good call by the Pats.

As to hating pants, it may be one of the only thing I like living in Texas, can wear shorts all year long.

I'm pretty sure in this context, shorts fall under the same umbrella as pants.

[Doid23]

That's exactly it.  I was thinking the same thing.  He actually had some real numbers to back it up (for NFL averages anyway).  Even without exact numbers, the percentages would work out in the Pats favor by going for it on 4th down.  Too many people think about the odds that the colts had by getting the ball on the Pats 30 or their own 30.  They don't figure in the chances of the Pats converting it on 4th down.

Still a ballsy call.

U89 hates math worse than pants.

I can't stand Bellicheck, and hate the Pat's, but agree, I didn't think it was an awful call, actually liked it. I give the guy credit for showing some balls. The other way I look at it, if I were the Colts, in that situation, I would have preferred that the Pat's punt, which is why I think it was a good call by the Pats.

As to hating pants, it may be one of the only thing I like living in Texas, can wear shorts all year long.

I'm pretty sure in this context, shorts fall under the same umbrella as pants.

Ah, I got it, well, actually, no I don't. But I'm not sure I want to know anymore about this.

[union89]

That's exactly it.  I was thinking the same thing.  He actually had some real numbers to back it up (for NFL averages anyway).  Even without exact numbers, the percentages would work out in the Pats favor by going for it on 4th down.  Too many people think about the odds that the colts had by getting the ball on the Pats 30 or their own 30.  They don't figure in the chances of the Pats converting it on 4th down.

Still a ballsy call.

U89 hates math worse than pants.

I can't stand Bellicheck, and hate the Pat's, but agree, I didn't think it was an awful call, actually liked it. I give the guy credit for showing some balls. The other way I look at it, if I were the Colts, in that situation, I would have preferred that the Pat's punt, which is why I think it was a good call by the Pats.

As to hating pants, it may be one of the only thing I like living in Texas, can wear shorts all year long.

I'm pretty sure in this context, shorts fall under the same umbrella as pants.

Ah, I got it, well, actually, no I don't. But I'm not sure I want to know anymore about this.

Boy, I sure do hate these long trousers.....I wish I had some bermuda shorts to cover up my privates.

C'mon Doid.....this 'aint FIJI.

[PBR...]

PBR what kind of laws do you have down there? 

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Time-In-Prison--70426052.html?yhp=1

A couple arrested for refusing to pay a mandatory 18% gratuity for a $73 bill!?

sorry sick in bed and just got up...you should see what happens when you dont tip in a amish restaurant....

p.s. the vicks nyquil lamp is lit...ugh hate being sick

[SaintsFAN]

sorry sick in bed and just got up...you should see what happens when you dont tip in a amish restaurant....

p.s. the vicks nyquil lamp is lit...ugh hate being sick

Ron Mexico has a cough formula now??  And they said he wasn't marketable!

[Doid23]

Somebody emailed me this today, remember seeing it a few years back, probably not true, but pretty damn funny anyway. 

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

"Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dip****,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

[Regulator]

The IV lamp is lit for PBR-
Get better bra

[dlippiel]

Looks like the powers that be think Susquehanna really ****in sucks. Granted Del Val is top notch (in comparison to the rest of the East) but dlip honestly hopes Susquehanna is getting the message here...."Even though you won the LL you still suck." Go out and prove' em wrong Crusaders!

[dlippiel]

dlip wants to thank the Union College Football Seniors for a great four years of dedication and hard work. As fans, regardless of outcomes, we are always appreciative of the hard work you put forth to play football at the U!

Thank You: Jared Gourrier, Mike Concannon, Charles Kaliades, Connor Cohn, Charles Hovsepian, Eric Baxter, Chris Brolley, Zach Epley, John Deluca, John Peters, Tim Romano, Dave Carson, Matt Santa Barbara, Colin Berry, Sean Conerly, Dom Centurioni, Tim Furcillo, Andrew Cassin, Alex Scheier, Peter Haviland-Eduah.

Guys thank you for all your hard work!

[JT]

Somebody emailed me this today, remember seeing it a few years back, probably not true, but pretty damn funny anyway. 

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

"Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dip****,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

JT wanted to get one for MJT, but it is a felony in NJ for a non-police person to use one.  The move to Texas gets ever so much closer.

[JT]

So we are ordering Chinese, and JT goes, "I wonder if General Tso was real dude?"  MJT guesses made up.  JT goes to Yahoo answers, and apparently he is one of the most successful soldiers in Chinese history.  He'd be like Grant civil war wise as an equivalent.

[TheGrove]

Looks like the powers that be think Susquehanna really ****in sucks. Granted Del Val is top notch (in comparison to the rest of the East) but dlip honestly hopes Susquehanna is getting the message here...."Even though you won the LL you still suck." Go out and prove' em wrong Crusaders!

+k for the ... love? I guess? 

[dewcrew88]

So we are ordering Chinese, and JT goes, "I wonder if General Tso was real dude?"  MJT guesses made up.  JT goes to Yahoo answers, and apparently he is one of the most successful soldiers in Chinese history.  He'd be like Grant civil war wise as an equivalent.

+K for JT getting the better of MJT on this one.

[gordonmann]

Speaking of chicken, they normally serve it in the Del Val press box.  And speaking of Del Val, the Aggies play the Liberty League champion tomorrow.  And speaking of tomorrow...

Delaware Valley
vs.

Susquehanna

Click here to listen if that suits your fancy.  Pregame begins at 11:40 am with kickoff at 12 pm.