FB: Liberty League

[JT]

(Got this in an email today)

THE JOB - URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their --- doing drugs, while I work. . . .

Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'. Just a thought.

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.

Hope you all will pass it along, though ... Something has to change in this country -- and soon !!!!!!!

If you post this in politics, JT will comment.

[Doid23]

, a ****ing breath of fresh air!

Strange choice of words regarding a post on urine tests, but hey, to each his own...

[PBR...]

just heard "jersey shore" gang will be filming in sea isle city this summer at the jersey shore...just as long as they keep those idiots off of long beach island, pbr is cool wherever else they may film...

[Jonny Utah]

just heard "jersey shore" gang will be filming in sea isle city this summer at the jersey shore...just as long as they keep those idiots off of long beach island, pbr is cool wherever else they may film...

I might need a late pass on this one, but only one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore are actually from New Jersey (according to wikipedia.com which has a pretty good summary of the show).  3 are from Staten Island, Snookie is from Orange County, NY and DJ Pauli is from Rhode Island!

And Sammi played soccer at d3 William Patterson.
_{(JU does his LLPP duty by tying in d3sports to the random crap we talk about)}

[PBR...]

just heard "jersey shore" gang will be filming in sea isle city this summer at the jersey shore...just as long as they keep those idiots off of long beach island, pbr is cool wherever else they may film...

I might need a late pass on this one, but only one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore are actually from New Jersey (according to wikipedia.com which has a pretty good summary of the show).  3 are from Staten Island, Snookie is from Orange County, NY and DJ Pauli is from Rhode Island!

And Sammi played soccer at d3 William Patterson.
_{(JU does his LLPP duty by tying in d3sports to the random crap we talk about)}

tonight is the finale.... should be interesting watching the guidettes...

[JT]

So Tiger is in a facility for sex addiction.  Why doesn't he just watch The View. Its cheaper. Easier.  Faster.  And if that doesn't cure him, nothing will.

[SaintsFAN]

somebody stop the madness...

    HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif.,  Jan. 20 (UPI) -- Drinking games
like "beer pong" have been outlawed for new establishments in
Huntington Beach, Calif., officials say.
    The coastal suburb's City Council voted Tuesday to ban the
drinking games at new restaurants, expanding a ban already in
place for existing establishments, in a bid to clean up the
city's downtown nightlife, The Orange County (Calif.) Register
reported.
    In beer pong, contestants try to bounce ping-pong balls
into beer cups arrayed on a table, with opposing team members
having to drink the cup that the ball falls into, the newspaper
said.
    "We need to create an environment that works," Huntington
Beach Councilman Don Hansen said. "We're looking for that right
eclectic mix."
    The move comes after the town was featured on television
as a site for the "beer pong world championships" in 2008 and
as other cities are also cracking down on the drinking game. A
2008 Time Magazine article noted that Belmar, N.J., outlawed
outdoor beer pong after complaining the game prompted "foul language, rowdy and disorderly behavior and to examples of the
consumption of alcohol under circumstances that are
detrimental."

SF was last in HB three years ago.  He likes the way the bars were set up.... it was a blast.  Of course, SF has since turned 30+

just heard "jersey shore" gang will be filming in sea isle city this summer at the jersey shore...just as long as they keep those idiots off of long beach island, pbr is cool wherever else they may film...

I might need a late pass on this one, but only one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore are actually from New Jersey (according to wikipedia.com which has a pretty good summary of the show).  3 are from Staten Island, Snookie is from Orange County, NY and DJ Pauli is from Rhode Island!

And Sammi played soccer at d3 William Patterson.
_{(JU does his LLPP duty by tying in d3sports to the random crap we talk about)}

Can't you edit anything into wikipidia?  SF was listening to Jim Rome about two weeks ago and the Clones were bustin' on some Kyle dude (was the dude who had the 3some in Real World Chicago and is now a writer for the Rome show).  Anyways, they were putting some messed up stuff on the guy's wikipidia page.

[PBR...]

So Tiger is in a facility for sex addiction.  Why doesn't he just watch The View. Its cheaper. Easier.  Faster.  And if that doesn't cure him, nothing will.

yup...tigers p.r. team sent him there so when he gets out and goes on oprah he can play it off as he was the victim...a sex addict...he needed help and didnt know where to turn...everyone should pity the poor billionaire...whoa is him...

[SaintsFAN]

Lane Kiffin Sewage Center???  Bet you can't guess where this is....

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100120/SPT01/301200036/1055/NEWS/Lane+Kiffin+Sewage+Center+coming?


man these Tennessee fans are JUST as vindictive as their women are...

[SaintsFAN]

So Tiger is in a facility for sex addiction.  Why doesn't he just watch The View. Its cheaper. Easier.  Faster.  And if that doesn't cure him, nothing will.

yup...tigers p.r. team sent him there so when he gets out and goes on oprah he can play it off as he was the victim...a sex addict...he needed help and didnt know where to turn...everyone should pity the poor billionaire...whoa is him...

we are all sex addicts --- that is you'll take it whenever you can get it.   Thats all that Tiger did too.... he access to alot better pootang than Joe Schmoe does.   I think they took the wrong approach.  He should've said... "yeah I'm a man.  I messed up by not waiting until my wife was out of the picture but I'm not doing anything that you (pointing into the media), you or you wouldn't do.  "

[mattvsmith]

So Tiger is in a facility for sex addiction.  Why doesn't he just watch The View. Its cheaper. Easier.  Faster.  And if that doesn't cure him, nothing will.

Poor Tiger Woods never set himself up as a paragon of virtue or a champion of traditional values.  He is a golfer, and a damn good one.

I think what offends me about the whole story is not so much Tiger's adultery, or even his wife taking a golf club to him in her rage,: I understand human nature and sin.  The Rev has studied it too deeply for his own comfort.

What bothers me is the media's faux-righteous indignation at Tiger's sins, when all TV and the rest of the Mass Media has done for the past 40 years is fill our houses and minds with filth.  Adultery happened, but it wasn't until TV made it seem normal that we think it's normal.  So how is it that these media-whores, purveyors of sleaze, the greatest snake oil salesmen of all time have the f-ing nerve to chirp and dis Tiger.

If The Rev were Tiger's confessor The Rev would say, "Tiger: good confession.  Now when you leave this booth, the media is going to try to break you.  They are worse than the Inquisition ever was.  I want you to say, "Whatever I am guilty of, I made a confession to a priest, and I am no longer guilty.  It is in the past, and I don't need you to remind me of my failures.  You jackasses, hypocrites, and other assorted ****heads don't have the right to say jack until you pull the audio-video feces you call entertainment off of the airwaves and put something on that won't rot our minds and hearts.  You're just jealous that I pulled so much hot ass while you go back to your flabby, bloated bon-bon eating, sex-withholding third wife who can't even cook a microwave dinner.  Your lives suck.  You try to make a living by sucking life out of winners like me.  You can all suck all you want, but it won;t be on the end of my dick.  I've still got a hot wife at home, and she loves her meat light brown.  So, I would like to close this statement, with a deep and sincere F*** YOU ALL, and go F*** youselves, you dirty motherF***ers.  Thank you and good night." "

The Rev just can't stand any of these media whores chirping anyone.

P.S.  BTW, the Rev would like to apologize to any whores who are offended by being compared to Mass Media.  I respect your profession, as you serve a valued purpose in this world, while the mainstream media does not.

[mattvsmith]

So Tiger is in a facility for sex addiction.  Why doesn't he just watch The View. Its cheaper. Easier.  Faster.  And if that doesn't cure him, nothing will.

+K

The buzzards on The View are some of the world's least fit birds in the history of mankind.

The Rev gets scared of women when he sees The View. He thinks, "If this is the kind of inane **** I'm going to have to listen to for the rest of my life, I hope I die soon."

Worthless.  Worse than worthless.

[dlippiel]

So Tiger is in a facility for sex addiction.  Why doesn't he just watch The View. Its cheaper. Easier.  Faster.  And if that doesn't cure him, nothing will.

Poor Tiger Woods never set himself up as a paragon of virtue or a champion of traditional values.  He is a golfer, and a damn good one.

I think what offends me about the whole story is not so much Tiger's adultery, or even his wife taking a golf club to him in her rage,: I understand human nature and sin.  The Rev has studied it too deeply for his own comfort.

What bothers me is the media's faux-righteous indignation at Tiger's sins, when all TV and the rest of the Mass Media has done for the past 40 years is fill our houses and minds with filth.  Adultery happened, but it wasn't until TV made it seem normal that we think it's normal.  So how is it that these media-whores, purveyors of sleaze, the greatest snake oil salesmen of all time have the f-ing nerve to chirp and dis Tiger.

If The Rev were Tiger's confessor The Rev would say, "Tiger: good confession.  Now when you leave this booth, the media is going to try to break you.  They are worse than the Inquisition ever was.  I want you to say, "Whatever I am guilty of, I made a confession to a priest, and I am no longer guilty.  It is in the past, and I don't need you to remind me of my failures.  You jackasses, hypocrites, and other assorted ****heads don't have the right to say jack until you pull the audio-video feces you call entertainment off of the airwaves and put something on that won't rot our minds and hearts.  You're just jealous that I pulled so much hot ass while you go back to your flabby, bloated bon-bon eating, sex-withholding third wife who can't even cook a microwave dinner.  Your lives suck.  You try to make a living by sucking life out of winners like me.  You can all suck all you want, but it won;t be on the end of my dick.  I've still got a hot wife at home, and she loves her meat light brown.  So, I would like to close this statement, with a deep and sincere F*** YOU ALL, and go F*** youselves, you dirty motherF***ers.  Thank you and good night." "

The Rev just can't stand any of these media whores chirping anyone.

P.S.  BTW, the Rev would like to apologize to any whores who are offended by being compared to Mass Media.  I respect your profession, as you serve a valued purpose in this world, while the mainstream media does not.

+k rev, very true. dlip refuses to watch any of the news on tv regarding the disaster in Haiti. These ****ing networks and so called news journalists ****ing love every minute of human pain and exploit it to the fullest. Even in our local paper here in Shocktown the other day put a picture on the front page of this poor man about to die reaching out for food. It was the worst ****in pic dlip has almost ever seen and it was printed for one reason and one reason alone; to sell ****in newspapers.

[dlippiel]

just heard "jersey shore" gang will be filming in sea isle city this summer at the jersey shore...just as long as they keep those idiots off of long beach island, pbr is cool wherever else they may film...

I might need a late pass on this one, but only one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore are actually from New Jersey (according to wikipedia.com which has a pretty good summary of the show).  3 are from Staten Island, Snookie is from Orange County, NY and DJ Pauli is from Rhode Island!

And Sammi played soccer at d3 William Patterson.
_{(JU does his LLPP duty by tying in d3sports to the random crap we talk about)}

[/b]

Is it dlip or does this make Sammi the only somewhat attractive broad on the shore?

[lewdogg11]

just heard "jersey shore" gang will be filming in sea isle city this summer at the jersey shore...just as long as they keep those idiots off of long beach island, pbr is cool wherever else they may film...

I might need a late pass on this one, but only one of the cast memebers of Jersey Shore are actually from New Jersey (according to wikipedia.com which has a pretty good summary of the show).  3 are from Staten Island, Snookie is from Orange County, NY and DJ Pauli is from Rhode Island!

And Sammi played soccer at d3 William Patterson.
_{(JU does his LLPP duty by tying in d3sports to the random crap we talk about)}

[/b]

Is it dlip or does this make Sammi the only somewhat attractive broad on the shore?

Right up until she speaks.