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Knightstalker

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on February 21, 2010, 12:11:40 AM
Quote from: kirasdad on February 20, 2010, 04:36:03 PM
If anyone on the LLPP is holding a grudge against someone, or has revenge on their minds, send them one of these special packages, anonymously:

www.poopsenders.com

We had an alumnus at the Hobart Sigma Chi house who would occasionally send a shoebox with his own poop in it.  The return address was always labeled: "Uncle Ernie"

The Rev would see the box and just chuckle.  The NIBs would always want to open the box to see what was in it.  "Go ahead, NIB.  It's just a box with some newspaper and poop."
"Oh, like you really know, Rev."
"Yep."
The Rev would walk away, perhaps down to the kitchen to make a Steak-um Sammich.  He'd hear the shouting, some laughter, and a scuffle.  Then someone would run down to accuse the Rev of sending it.  Obviously, it was the only way I could have known.  No, I was a NIB once and was delighted by the first box I came across.  Every time I saw another box arrive, I knew someone was thinking of us.

Now that the "E-X" house at Hobart is gone and has been defiled by the presence of non-substance abusing women, I wonder if Brother Uncle Ernie still sends the occasional box of poop to the dismay of some William Smith student who makes the mistake of opening it?  The Rev deeply hopes that he does.  That's love.

In the navy we had a "Phanton Shi*ter" on many ships.  The phantom would sneak into the bridge or CIC on a surface ship or the control room of a sub and leave a nice package for everyone to find during "darkened ship"

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

PBR...

Quote from: LewDogg11 on February 22, 2010, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: TheGrove on February 22, 2010, 11:47:13 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ypsi on February 21, 2010, 11:56:19 PM
Quote from: Doid23 on February 21, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on February 21, 2010, 12:11:40 AM
...perhaps down to the kitchen to make a Steak-um Sammich.

Mmmmmm, Steak-um's. Whatever happened to those things?

You must be shopping the wrong stores - they're still around.

I've got a dlip-load in my freezer if you need some! ;D

Address, please? I always loved it when Mom made Steak-ums sandwiches... *drools*

Have you guys seen the youth of America these days?  Of course they still have 'steak-ums'!!!




aint that the truth LD...was at myrtle beach several years ago and pbr felt like schwarzenegger in his prime....never have pbr/mpbr seen so many people on the beach that would be prime candidates for biggest loser or richard simmons sweatin to the oldies...scary thing how many of them were teenagers and early 20s. could not believe it, it was almost like they had no self respect. granted some may of had health conditions as a cause but when we saw nothing but deep fried twinkies, deep fried oreos and krispy kremes everywhere we knew why

SJFF82

Quote from: JT on February 19, 2010, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: HSCTiger74 on February 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: JT on February 19, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: Garnet on February 19, 2010, 11:11:32 AM
bets have been placed on Tiger crying. guys in the office cheering him on to cry others saying hold it in Tiger. I feel like I am in the movie Caddyshack. "Another fifty says he eats it."

Ah Caddyshack:

MJT: You can recite every word of [fill in the last movie on TV: Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Godfather I,II, Goodfellas], but can't remember a four item grocery list.

JT: That's how JT rolls.  8-)



Excellent list (and definitely k-worthy) but incomplete without Blazing Saddles.

Ah yes, but regular TV cuts out too much of the funny stuff from Blazing Saddles.  JT knows all the words to Blazing Saddles.  Just off the short list world be History of the World I, II.

Isn't funny that one has most or all of these movies uncensored on DVD, but no matter how many times these flicks are on the tube and censored, we stop and watch while channel surfing.

The Sherriff is a what?

SaintsFAN

Quote from: SJFF82 on February 22, 2010, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: JT on February 19, 2010, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: HSCTiger74 on February 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: JT on February 19, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: Garnet on February 19, 2010, 11:11:32 AM
bets have been placed on Tiger crying. guys in the office cheering him on to cry others saying hold it in Tiger. I feel like I am in the movie Caddyshack. "Another fifty says he eats it."

Ah Caddyshack:

MJT: You can recite every word of [fill in the last movie on TV: Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Godfather I,II, Goodfellas], but can't remember a four item grocery list.

JT: That's how JT rolls.  8-)



Excellent list (and definitely k-worthy) but incomplete without Blazing Saddles.

Ah yes, but regular TV cuts out too much of the funny stuff from Blazing Saddles.  JT knows all the words to Blazing Saddles.  Just off the short list world be History of the World I, II.

Isn't funny that one has most or all of these movies uncensored on DVD, but no matter how many times these flicks are on the tube and censored, we stop and watch while channel surfing.

The Sherriff is a what?

he said the sheriff is ... near
AMC Champs: 1991-1992-1993-1994-1995
HCAC Champs: 2000, 2001
PAC Champs:  2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016
Bridge Bowl Champs:  1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995-2002-2003-2006-2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013 (SERIES OVER)
Undefeated: 1991, 1995, 2001, 2009, 2010, 2015
Instances where MSJ quit the Bridge Bowl:  2

JT

Quote from: Andy Feltersnatch on February 22, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: SJFF82 on February 22, 2010, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: JT on February 19, 2010, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: HSCTiger74 on February 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Quote from: JT on February 19, 2010, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: Garnet on February 19, 2010, 11:11:32 AM
bets have been placed on Tiger crying. guys in the office cheering him on to cry others saying hold it in Tiger. I feel like I am in the movie Caddyshack. "Another fifty says he eats it."

Ah Caddyshack:

MJT: You can recite every word of [fill in the last movie on TV: Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Godfather I,II, Goodfellas], but can't remember a four item grocery list.

JT: That's how JT rolls.  8-)



Excellent list (and definitely k-worthy) but incomplete without Blazing Saddles.

Ah yes, but regular TV cuts out too much of the funny stuff from Blazing Saddles.  JT knows all the words to Blazing Saddles.  Just off the short list world be History of the World I, II.

Isn't funny that one has most or all of these movies uncensored on DVD, but no matter how many times these flicks are on the tube and censored, we stop and watch while channel surfing.

The Sherriff is a what?

he said the sheriff is ... near

"Is it true what they say about the way you people are 'gifted?" : "Zzzzzzzip! Oh it's Twue.... it's twue.... it's twue!" .

SaintsFAN

haha... +K to the references to Blazzing Saddles
AMC Champs: 1991-1992-1993-1994-1995
HCAC Champs: 2000, 2001
PAC Champs:  2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016
Bridge Bowl Champs:  1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995-2002-2003-2006-2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013 (SERIES OVER)
Undefeated: 1991, 1995, 2001, 2009, 2010, 2015
Instances where MSJ quit the Bridge Bowl:  2

Lyco80

That picture of that poor, undernourished young man, reminded me of a quote from the Commandant of the Marine Corps some time ago when it was suggested to him that the Marine Corps consider lowering its standards for recruits.

He said, and I quote, "The Marine Corps may just be me and my driver but we are going to have a quality Marine Corps!"

Our Nation seems not to care about standards any longer - just another sign the apocalypse is upon us.

Think about America's willingness to settle the next time you need to consult a physician and wonder where he/she was academically in his/her medical school class.

". . . we are going to have a quality Marine Corps."  I just love those jarheads!!

Semper Fi!

ATB

Knightstalker

Quote from: Lyco80 on February 22, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
That picture of that poor, undernourished young man, reminded me of a quote from the Commandant of the Marine Corps some time ago when it was suggested to him that the Marine Corps consider lowering its standards for recruits.

He said, and I quote, "The Marine Corps may just be me and my driver but we are going to have a quality Marine Corps!"

Our Nation seems not to care about standards any longer - just another sign the apocalypse is upon us.

Think about America's willingness to settle the next time you need to consult a physician and wonder where he/she was academically in his/her medical school class.

". . . we are going to have a quality Marine Corps."  I just love those jarheads!!

Semper Fi!

ATB

We gotta love the Jarheads Lyco, they are like our red-headed step brothers.  The only ones who can mess with Marines are Sailors and other Marines.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

PBR...


SJFF82

Quote from: Knightstalker on February 23, 2010, 10:36:53 AM
Quote from: Lyco80 on February 22, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
That picture of that poor, undernourished young man, reminded me of a quote from the Commandant of the Marine Corps some time ago when it was suggested to him that the Marine Corps consider lowering its standards for recruits.

He said, and I quote, "The Marine Corps may just be me and my driver but we are going to have a quality Marine Corps!"

Our Nation seems not to care about standards any longer - just another sign the apocalypse is upon us.

Think about America's willingness to settle the next time you need to consult a physician and wonder where he/she was academically in his/her medical school class.

". . . we are going to have a quality Marine Corps."  I just love those jarheads!!

Semper Fi!

ATB

  The only ones who can mess with Marines are Sailors.... 

....because every time we (marines) need to get somewhere, you fellas (sailors) give us a ride...

PBR...

Me-cheat-again...a.k.a michigan goes down in flames w/ 5 major ncaa rule infractions against the football team...dear lord we can only hope they keep rodriguez there another 10 years...next up u.s.c.

http://www.freep.com/article/20100223/SPORTS06/100223022/1054/NCAA-U-M-football-made-5-major-rule-violations

TheGrove

The infractions are all since 2008.... so at least they can't blame the loss to App State on that.  ;D

SaintsFAN

Quote from: PASAemRBPu on February 23, 2010, 02:12:55 PM
Me-cheat-again...a.k.a michigan goes down in flames w/ 5 major ncaa rule infractions against the football team...dear lord we can only hope they keep rodriguez there another 10 years...next up u.s.c.

http://www.freep.com/article/20100223/SPORTS06/100223022/1054/NCAA-U-M-football-made-5-major-rule-violations

Whats really funny is that even though Michigan had 5 more coaches than EVERYONE else they only went 2-7 in the Big Ten in 2009.  In fact they beat Indiana, a crummy Notre Dame, two direction Michigan schools and Delaware St. 
AMC Champs: 1991-1992-1993-1994-1995
HCAC Champs: 2000, 2001
PAC Champs:  2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016
Bridge Bowl Champs:  1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995-2002-2003-2006-2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013 (SERIES OVER)
Undefeated: 1991, 1995, 2001, 2009, 2010, 2015
Instances where MSJ quit the Bridge Bowl:  2

PBR...

hey what do u know...another week ...another blizzard...great whats another 3 ft. of snow and 60mph winds...super!   :-\

TheGrove

Quote from: PASAemRBPu on February 23, 2010, 05:37:36 PM
hey what do u know...another week ...another blizzard...great whats another 3 ft. of snow and 60mph winds...super!   :-\

seriously????????????????????