FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Reg, Whatchu doin' in Florida Playa?

[Regulator]

Reg, Whatchu doin' in Florida Playa?

The uncle of ms. reg invited everyone down.  He just bought a 5000 ft. penthouse with bedrooms each the size of my house. 

It is about 50 degrees out, tomorrow should be better betweem the 75 degree weather and the 40 coronas I plan on taking down.

PS- my TV is still better than his...ante up and buy plasma fool!!!

[zachattack22]

Knightstalker, ZA agrees.....

Well, here's what an addiction to LL PP does for you...ZA's wife gives him a shopping list as ZA is home today...ZA comes in with many, many bags of groceries...In one bag is a gallon of vanilla icecream for the apple pies and such...

ZA puts all grocery bags down on kitchen floor and checks on PP...Starts reading three or four pages to catch up and starts posting, comes up with a little game rhyme, etc....ooops, remembers groceries.....Starts putting them back, then remembers one bag has icecream in it....Only one problem, most of icecream is melted and all over the place....Wifey comes home just in time to see ZA trying to scoop up melted icecream from the bag AND the floor and put back in carton...

Wifey threatening to ban ZA from PP!  ZA threatens DIVORCE!!! Wifey says "Go ahead, make my day"....

[Regulator]

While on the Thanksgiving topic, last year Regulator had everyone to his house in Maryland.  It was slightly weird since all of the sudden he was so "grown up"  Everything went well with dinner, the atmosphere was chill (as compared to the year before when reg. aunts were nearly at blows with each other calling each other "hussies" and "stalkers")
By the end of the night, the entire family of mr. & ms. Reg were taking shots of lemondrops, sambucka, and mixing all the residual liquor around the house with anything that would cut it. (I mean grandma was even down for a lemon drop, then started yelling "THAT'S HOW I ROLL")

Needless to say we added a new twist to the standard boring thanksgiving day.

[lewdogg11]

Regulator,

I need some advice.  I haven't shaved in about a week.  I look a little homeless.  And this is where my question lies.  Should I act down to the level of my hometown brethren.  Act as if I were poor, miserable, and clueless?  Should I be myself and sport a winter cap, aviators, and floppers?  Should I dress up, wear the nice shoes, Iron, Pink shirt, and be money?  

What do you think?  I'm leaning towards a hybrid.  Nice shoes, good jeans, pink shirt, winter cap, toothpick. Keepin' it real.

[Rolevio]

Rolevio has the annual Thanksgiving Eve Reunion tonight in Portsmouth, NH (Rolevio grew up in Amesbury, MA)

Rolevio does not have the problem of everyone married with kids, those that got married, married women with 3 or so kids and were properly shunned from the group.

Rolevio does see problems with everyone still living with the parents.  Rolevio doesn't understand why.

[Dr. xGSC]

DOC wishes all of you and your families a Happy and safe Thanksgiving and may you have no dry bird tomorrow!

[thetank123]

I can't verify NNR's 40 time as anything other than a senior when it was in the 5.1-5.4 area.

[Pat Coleman]

I don't have time to read each and every message on this board, since 95% of it is utter nonsense.

Pat - The Dawg had no choice but to smite you on that response because the percentage was a little inaccurate.  This board is 95% knowledge, 4% utter nonsense, and 1% football talk.  Thanks for taking the time to read the LL board though and have a nice Thanksgiving.

Hah -- well, I guess that's a possible perspective.

[lewdogg11]

First off, LD11 always sports the tightest of tight fades.  He has run his own barber shop out of his bathroom since he was 12.  That is on the agenda for today.  Neck shaved is on top of LD11's list.  Always a key component, and has it's own chapter in the 'J-Money School of Mackin' Hoes'. 

Here's where we run into problems.  LD11's beard grows in like Tom Hanks Beard in Philadelphia.  He could tighten it up and keep it real, or just trim down the goat and let that fly.  It's gonna be a game time decision.  it depends how surgical he is with the clippers today.  Sometimes LD11's hands shake when he gets excited, or nervous, or is hungover, or needs beer.  Ahhh, Screw it!  LD11's hands always shake!

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker suggests LD11 go with the fade and fu look.  Definitely go for the Fu Manchu.  I like your suggestion of how to dress, go for the sharp look under the townie coat and hat thing.

[UNION 82]

Holla ~

No problem bro'....the Guru is Mick Jagger and he has Union89 "Under His Thumb".

U89,

Don't fret,

UNION 82 believes the guru is just under Holiday stress.

It appears the Guru has been recently smiting my buddy Saxon Warrior in E-8. Presumably Guru had difficulty explaining
why 8-2 St. John Fisher was rated way above 8-2 Alfred, when Alfred beat Fisher, the LAST game of the E-8 season.

"Perhaps" Fisher was highly over-rated to begin with? Didn't RPI beat them in ECAC? Oh, Alfred won in the ECAC as well. We in LL know RPI was over under-rated too. Maybe the polls will reflect a bit differently in the future.

It can't be easy, being the guru. Everyone can come up with a legit complaint.

UNION 82 does, however, blame the guru for the upcoming snow storm for Thanksgiving.  

One thing the guru did miss, however, is the oft misused statement, "I could care less", which "TECHNICALLY" means you do still care to some extent. The statement should be
"I couldn't (could not) care less." Unless of course you could care less. However, the guru does not have time to read everything on this post, so you are safe for now.

(Sorry agent 89 to put this out on the street, we (82) Political Science Majors get that way around the Holidays.)

UNION 82 will be able to dish out some karma soon, unless U89 couldn't care less, and UNION 82 likes DAWG'S policy on letting one know where the smites come from. UNION 82 will adopt that policy as well.

This post took U82 much longer to type than thought, so U82 will just say hi and good bye to U9, Garnet, Dawg, LD 11, Zach, Knight stalker, Regulator, JT,
and to all of the "new, fake" posters, who are just trying to stir up $HITT.  

[Regulator]

Regulator,

I need some advice.  I haven't shaved in about a week.  I look a little homeless.  And this is where my question lies.  Should I act down to the level of my hometown brethren.  Act as if I were poor, miserable, and clueless?  Should I be myself and sport a winter cap, aviators, and floppers?  Should I dress up, wear the nice shoes, Iron, Pink shirt, and be money?  

What do you think?  I'm leaning towards a hybrid.  Nice shoes, good jeans, pink shirt, winter cap, toothpick. Keepin' it real.

LD11,

Regulator totally recommends the Hybrid.  There is nothing that says "I am so much better than you"  Like a $40 dollar winter hat,   $25 dollar flops,  $30 dollar jeans, a tight fade, and a screaming pink shirt that says "look at me, I am wearing pink and your girl needs me llike $5 dollar rock".

Pretend you don't even see people when you glance over the scene...make them come to you.

[Pat Coleman]

I haven't even gotten to holiday stress yet. More like 600-game basketball weekends coinciding with football playoffs.

I only hit your AU buddy once. We moved on.

[lewdogg11]

Regulator,

Unfortunately, If LD11 wore the flip flops, those would be the most expensive part of his outfit.  LD11 takes care of those dogs as he wears floppers 347 days a year.  Tonight however, LD11 will be sporting the tan suede leather Timberlands.  Plus, when WTFF is around and dressed up, she makes LD11 feel like a midget when he has the floppers.

Rather thn pretending I don't see anyone, LD11 will remove his contact lenses tonight, and actually not be able to see anyone, so they will all have to sweat him to get any reception. 

In college LD11 would play the 'no-contact lens' game.  And if it weren't for LD11's playa hating crew, he would've thought that he hooked up with more hot chicks than not.  But the PHC kept it real, and let LD11 know the troof.