FB: Liberty League

['gro]

rule #1 in any workplace... make sure you monitor is positioned where people in common areas can not just glance over at it. Gro's got his office set up where a person would have to just about sit in his lap to get a view at the 19" flat screen (Gro only mentions that because the new screen makes posting and multitasking a breeze).

BC, Gro suggests you set up a NFL instant replay booth stlye covering to your monitor.... make up a fake medical condition as to why you would need such a set up... you might even get to park in the handicap spot up front.

['gro]

Gro - The Dawg had a DJ Bee Wu mixed tape that he got at this sketchy vinyl/cd store next to Nico's Pizza on State St. in Schenect. back in the day. Had a really tight "How High" Remix w/Meth & Redman with Gza's 4th Chamber & Shadowboxing background. Dawg hasn't seen it on Limewire. Very tight jam if they have it. Hear it by any chance??

don't remember it off hand, but it is something Gro will try to dig up with his internet skills. Gro may have to consult his twin brother LawyerGro who is the remix guru.

[lewdogg11]

BC08,

Bus believes you obviously either don't have a cushy job where you can use Post Patterns at will all day long OR you haven't been briefed by Holladawg, LD11, or 'Gro on the intricacies of avoiding said boss or the boss' boss in the workplace. 

LD11's boss is in Minnesota.  He's met him once.  The only people that are going to see what LD11 is doing on any given day are his imaginary friends, Timmy and Walter.

[lewdogg11]

In defense of the LLPP board, I don't think links should be put on the page.  Why?  Because I don't look at them half the time.  I'd rather have the picture blasted right in my face.  BC08, as a E8 guy, LD11 motions that you do NOT have the right to make such requests.  Request denied.

[dewcrew88]

Budcrew - You might have missed Dawg's post awhile back with his current office layout.  Dawg reorganized a bit for a more "Post Pattern-Friendly" work environment.  Check it out and if you need any add'l ideas just let the Dawg know, esp. if your work area isn't in an office or cubical setting.  Make sure you read the important notes on said layout too.

By adding the Christmas trees, it's also more seasonal as well.

EDIT:Bud will bring this office layout to the boss' boss. he's a pretty cool guy, better than Bud's regular boss. He has asked if Bud wanted to go golfing with him sometime, even though I do not golf.
With that sense of security, I should be able to work it, but Bud will report back with the results.

['gro]

COMPANY XMAS PARTY, 9 DAYS AND COUNTING...
Gro's been with the new employer since mid September and now gets a dose of everyone's favorite... the company holiday party. Apparently its a classy affair - suit and tie required - in downtown chatt.

For that reason, Gro will be rolling to this event solo. While gro has already established a few groupies in Chatt town, he is uncertain about bring some random hoochie to a work party.

cool or uncool? Gro seeks the wisdom of the LLPP council.

[dewcrew88]

In defense of the LLPP board, I don't think links should be put on the page.  Why?  Because I don't look at them half the time.  I'd rather have the picture blasted right in my face.  BC08, as a E8 guy, LD11 motions that you do NOT have the right to make such requests.  Request denied.

OK. Bud will just have to figure out way to look/stare/drool at hot chicks blasted at his face. As nice of a thought that that is.

[dewcrew88]

COMPANY XMAS PARTY, 9 DAYS AND COUNTING...
Gro's been with the new employer since mid September and now gets a dose of everyone's favorite... the company holiday party. Apparently its a classy affair - suit and tie required - in downtown chatt.

For that reason, Gro will be rolling to this event solo. While gro has already established a few groupies in Chatt town, he is uncertain about bring some random hoochie to a work party.

cool or uncool? Gro seeks the wisdom of the LLPP council.

Even if he is not a member of said council, Bud thinks that Gro should roll to the party solo. Having a random 'hoochie' may kill the chance for some drunken revelry with hot chicks in accounting, HR, or other departments. Especially the chick who makes it a point to have you see her at the copy machine many times a day that you have spoken of previously.

[JT]

In JT's experience the more swank the affair, the more hammered "talent" at the end of the evening.

[BobbyBoucher]

Bobby is slightly amazed that his post was pulled.  Bobby intended no harm, and did not think a line was crossed, but.....

This is Pat's site and Bobby respects Pat!

['gro]

Pat probably does a daily 'cleansing' of the LL board

[BobbyBoucher]

As for the X-mas party, Bobby thinks that Gro has to analyze the situation with hooker boots wearing accounting chick.  Does she have potential as an after-hours snack? 

Bobbys X-mas party is tonight and Bobby kicked it off right with a couple beverage lunch with office manager and industrial sector VP.  The nice thing about this lunch was that Bobby drove and was directed by office manager to stop and get a couple bags of ice so that the office can plow through the leftover booze from the last office open house!

Bobby has a good office manager!  In fact, Bobby is now watching said OM fill buckets with Ice and beers for a 2 o'clock start.

[Knightstalker]

COMPANY XMAS PARTY, 9 DAYS AND COUNTING...
Gro's been with the new employer since mid September and now gets a dose of everyone's favorite... the company holiday party. Apparently its a classy affair - suit and tie required - in downtown chatt.

For that reason, Gro will be rolling to this event solo. While gro has already established a few groupies in Chatt town, he is uncertain about bring some random hoochie to a work party.

cool or uncool? Gro seeks the wisdom of the LLPP council.

Seeing that the party is in Chattahochy shouldn't you actually bring your sister, first cousin or mother as your date?  Last time Knightstalker was in TN he almost got arrested for dating someone he was not related to.

[lewdogg11]

'Gro, being the new guy, and the young guy, you have a job at said Xmas function.  Older co-workers live vicariously through us young and able younglings.  My advice?

Roll Solo.
Drink your ever living face off.
Crack jokes, but don't over do it.
Don't be loud and obnoxious.
Never stop drinking.
Spit game at any females, young, married, single.
Continue drinking.  
Roill out like you own the place.
Go to a bar after with anyone who wants to still party.
Mack with some girls at the bar.
Leave with one of them.
You will be the office king.

Do not, at any time, act too drunk.  
Do not, at any time, stop drinking.
And don't doubt your abilities.  
You're all growds up now.

[lewdogg11]

COMPANY XMAS PARTY, 9 DAYS AND COUNTING...
Gro's been with the new employer since mid September and now gets a dose of everyone's favorite... the company holiday party. Apparently its a classy affair - suit and tie required - in downtown chatt.

For that reason, Gro will be rolling to this event solo. While gro has already established a few groupies in Chatt town, he is uncertain about bring some random hoochie to a work party.

cool or uncool? Gro seeks the wisdom of the LLPP council.

Seeing that the party is in Chattahochy shouldn't you actually bring your sister, first cousin or mother as your date?  Last time Knightstalker was in TN he almost got arrested for dating someone he was not related to.

Knightstalker, since you're in NJ, do you bring your dirtiest, poop stained undies, fattest gold chain, and empty the hair grease for your Xmas party?