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Kilted Rat

Life at KR's house ain't much better, sitting here with no exams to study for this week, but we don't have cable and all 6 channels we can get with rabbit ears (ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS, UPN, and PBS) all have kiddie shows on.

KR has decided today is a great day for a Rocky marathon. Rocky I will begin at noon Central, Rocky II at 2PM, Rocky III at 4pm, Rocky IV (I must crush you) at 6PM and leaving for the bar at 8PM since KR does not now and never will recognize any Rocky after IV as being part of the series.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

'gro

Rocky V should be considered a crime against humanity.

Hawks88

I think everyone here will appreciate this. I was browsing a board on another website and this had come up. Go to google and put in Tommy Bowden's Daughter. real nice girl!  ;D

Kilted Rat

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 28, 2006, 12:48:51 PM
Rocky V should be considered a crime against humanity.

Agreed, any movie with Tommie "Glass chin" Gunn is automatically guaranteed to suck.

KR has a feeling Rocky VI will be a similar crime, although Sly being 61 when filming begins could add an interesting geriatric twist.

"Rocky VI: Rocky Battles his greatest foe ever: Incontinence sponsored by Depends"

+1k for your wisdom.


Damn, Adrian was fugly in Rocky I, by IV she was almost worthy of Garnet posting her picture!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

D3Phan

I live in Philadelphia where the latest "Rocky" movie is now being filmed....Sylvester looks BAAAAAD.....I can't wait to see what he does in this one!

Kilted Rat

KR doesn't even want to see an ad for Rocky VI, let alone the actual movie.

God willing, maybe Stallone will have a stroke and filming will have to be stopped.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Jonny Utah

ATTENTION......NEWS FLASH......JU HEADING TO BAR....I KNOW ITS NOT GREAT NEWS, BUT IT IS NEWS NONETHELESS

icgrad87

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 28, 2006, 12:48:51 PM
Rocky V should be considered a crime against humanity.


"I pity the fool that see's this or the next movie"!!!

union89

Quote from: Holladawg on January 27, 2006, 06:51:18 PM
HOLLADAWG AKA "SLICK" DICK JASPERS GETS APPROVED BY THE EMORY WHEEL!!! CHECK IT OUT BELOW!!!
http://www.emorywheel.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/01/24/43d6b4f90d323

+1K to you Dawg.....well thought out and insightful post on the Emory AZZ Wheel......U89 is a bit confused as to where the LLPP, Inc. plug was though??

JT

The only JT likes about Rocky V was the end fight outside the bar.  JT was in college at the time.  He was an extra in the crowd for the fight.  For a millisecond you can JT's lean 175lb frame.  Now JT fights to get back down to two bills. 

Craft service and $100... got Burt Young's autograph.... not bad for a whim.

Senor RedTackle

Quote from: Union89 on January 29, 2006, 12:19:52 AM
Quote from: Holladawg on January 27, 2006, 06:51:18 PM
HOLLADAWG AKA "SLICK" DICK JASPERS GETS APPROVED BY THE EMORY WHEEL!!! CHECK IT OUT BELOW!!!
http://www.emorywheel.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/01/24/43d6b4f90d323

+1K to you Dawg.....well thought out and insightful post on the Emory AZZ Wheel......U89 is a bit confused as to where the LLPP, Inc. plug was though??


here here....no mention of LL,INC in "Dick's" post

Senor RedTackle

...FLASH.....RT weekend recap....[/b][/size]

RT was away from PP this weekend on a top secret mission exploring the soft underbelly of the Foxwoods casino scene. RT surprised to see some lounge lizards in CT!!! RT took his stack of chips and cozied up to the craps table next to a fine young hottie with ample busoms. RT was making pleasantries when said hottie's 'sponsor' showed up.....this guy had to have been all of 60 years old with the body and looks to match. RT checked his WWDD bracelet (What Would Dawg Do) and immediately pulled up his tent and moved on. No sense trying to outfox the fox...RT wasn't going to roll that deep.

Right now, RT needs some advice on his hangover that is off the scale. Too many car bombs and Jaeger shots....ouch

Kilted Rat

Dawg,

Great find!


Here is KR's favorite quote from one male "swinger" : 

QuoteIt's not about the sex, it's about the friendships -- you're only going to click and have the (sexual) chemistry with a few people,
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Senor RedTackle

Does anyone else have this type of problem that RT is experiencing??...

RT has been laying on the couch, riding out this category 5 hangover all day. Progress has been slow but there's light at the end of the tunnel. RT is firmly snuggled into the 2nd hour of Lord of The Rings: Return of the King when RT's fiance returns home to show him the $400 worth of crafts & sewing items she bought to get to work on the new house (mind you, FMRT (future Mrs.RT) is a beginner sewer and has big plans to make everything herself for the new house). RT is trying to balance the hangover struggle with the movie he's into and also showing the appropriate level of interest/patience. FMRT is taking RT through the purchases while also proceeding to get the squeaky toy out for the dog and get him all riled up. So now RT is battling hangover, missing good parts of the flick, and having to listen to the dog and also how much money was spent today...


WWJTD?????

lewdogg11

Just read this from the Bill Simmons ESPN Page 2 article.  Is it safe yet to say that LLPP is starting to be read by lurkers across the country?

QuoteQ: I just found out that the girl from "Just One of the Guys" (Joyce Hyser) was born in 1957. 1957! She's almost 50. Am I over-reacting?
-- Mike M, Atlanta



SG: Considering I just spat out a mouthful of coffee, I would say no.