FB: Liberty League

[JT]

RE: Movies Theaters


JT and lady put movies in three catagories:

1) See at the theater (least used option)

2) Wait for DVD (most used option)

3) Wait for cable (second used option)

There is a 12-plex right in a corporate office park that isn't next to restaurants, shops, etc.  Ticket price is $6.50.  Theater is 10 minutes from home.  Typically we bring in mini-candy bars, pretzels, etc., then just buy a couple of icee's/slurplee's.  JT's even bought a Coke icee's and used a little JD from a flask to pep up the drink on occasion.  Sunday's are the best days to go.

RE: Puppies

JT is man enough to admit that he's a softy for puppies.  JT likes dogs better than most people.  Like Gro, JT's gotten looks for being polite but not fawning over babies.  Plus some babies are just not cute.

[Kilted Rat]

RE: Babies

I was walking through the mall last week with Mrs. KR and saw quite possibly the fattest baby I have ever seen, this fat-ass baby (FAB) is either going to play O-line in the NFL or be a hideous Friendosaurus when he/she grows up.

The woman with the FAB on her lap (who appeared to be between 250 and 1000lbs) was talking to another similarly large woman while they were both playing with baby Buddha. The standing heiffer says, "I just love it when they have lots of baby fat... it's just so cute." The seated holstein replies, "Yeah, it will come off as soon as walking starts."

The damn FAB had to have been almost 2 years! FAB was probably too damn fat to be able to support FAB's own weight let alone balance.

At what age are fat babies no longer considered cute and become just plain fat little sh*ts?


PS. FAB was helping FAMom finish off a huge bowl of Coldstone icecream and was wearing approx. 1/3 of the icecream on FAB's face and clothes. $20 says FAM liked the icecream off FAB after KR walked by.

[Regulator]

RE: Babies
The woman with the FAB on her lap (who appeared to be between 250 and 1000lbs)

Reg was reading this line at approximately the same time he took a sip from his warm coffee, which lead it to dribble down my chin....

That line is good for a weeks worth of laughs, if you don't mind reg plans on adding this line to his arsenal.

BOL!

[BobbyBoucher]

..........CAUTION - LONG WINDED BOBBY RANT BELOW...........
RE: Movies

Bobby has not been to the movie theater in 3.5 years.  Coincidentally, this dates back to just after the first kid was born.  If bobby remembers correctly, after paying the $50 dollars to watch some movie, get drinks/snacks........  Sit next to the variety of annoying people......  Bobby had to go home and pay the sitter another $30 for watching TV all night while the kid slept.  Needless to say, Bobby and Mrs. Bobby have not done that again.

RE: Babies

Since Bobby obviously has young kids, Bobby had to throw in bobbys 2 cents worth

Babies at work – Don't believe in it – Bobby works in a small, relatively young office – most of the kids are in the months to early teen ages.  Bobby doesn't mind people who are proud of their kids, just don't brag about how good/talented/smart/cute they are in from of me, or bring them in to showcase them around the office. 

Worse yet, if you have to be a parent, do it at home.  There is nothing worse than looking for the "late" deliverable, walking into the delinquent employees office/cube, and finding a kid there playing gameboy, using employees computer for internet, or even just sitting there.  Bobby immediately knows that the "babysitting" excuse is about to come out of employees mouth and usually walks away in visible disgust - parents should not use kids as excuses.

[icgrad87]

RE: Babies

I was walking through the mall last week with Mrs. KR and saw quite possibly the fattest baby I have ever seen, this fat-ass baby (FAB) is either going to play O-line in the NFL or be a hideous Friendosaurus when he/she grows up.

The woman with the FAB on her lap (who appeared to be between 250 and 1000lbs) was talking to another similarly large woman while they were both playing with baby Buddha. The standing heiffer says, "I just love it when they have lots of baby fat... it's just so cute." The seated holstein replies, "Yeah, it will come off as soon as walking starts."

The damn FAB had to have been almost 2 years! FAB was probably too damn fat to be able to support FAB's own weight let alone balance.

At what age are fat babies no longer considered cute and become just plain fat little sh*ts?


PS. FAB was helping FAMom finish off a huge bowl of Coldstone icecream and was wearing approx. 1/3 of the icecream on FAB's face and clothes. $20 says FAM liked the icecream off FAB after KR walked by.

RE: Babies
The woman with the FAB on her lap (who appeared to be between 250 and 1000lbs)

Reg was reading this line at approximately the same time he took a sip from his warm coffee, which lead it to dribble down my chin....

That line is good for a weeks worth of laughs, if you don't mind reg plans on adding this line to his arsenal.

BOL!

Line about the holstein had me laughing as well...good one!

['gro]

A Baby rant from a different angle...

Gro has 2 friends my age w/ children and they both complain about randoms walking up and wanted to touch/hold their kids. Why do people do that? Usually it's women. The moms usually love that kind of stuff because it's like showing off. But I can imagine what my friends are thinking when these things happen...

Listen old lady... I don't know you, I don't know where you've been. But judging by how old you look I can tell that you've probably had diseases that they cured 70 years ago, and you smell like pine sol.... and you want to touch my kid w/ the brand new immune system? get out of here!

[Kilted Rat]

RE: Babies
The woman with the FAB on her lap (who appeared to be between 250 and 1000lbs)

Reg was reading this line at approximately the same time he took a sip from his warm coffee, which lead it to dribble down my chin....

That line is good for a weeks worth of laughs, if you don't mind reg plans on adding this line to his arsenal.

BOL!

As with anything I say, that quote is free license to use whenever you wish.


Gro,
Good point. This is especially bad when the kids are <6months old. The problem here is that from about 4-6 months baby's immune systems are at their weakest.

KR's mom is a prime offender of this. Damn lady can't go to church without trying to hold someone else's baby.

When KR has kids... God willing that won't be anytime in the next 6 years... he plans to get one of those frontpack carriers for the little runts. That way no one can ask to carry them, hold them, pick them up etc.

KR's view on this: if you like holding babies, go get it on and make some. Having a brother 11 years younger I can tell you that any and all desire to have kids around goes out the window fast once you start having to change yellow/brown diapers at 3 AM and then feed the kid just to get them to shut up so you can try to get 4 hours of sleep.

[icgrad87]

Tonight's MTV Program Update...
On the next edition of True Life, we follow three competitive eaters through the ins-and-outs of this budding "sport." From a rookie in Kentucky to a Wall Street day trader, to the hot-dog champ in Japan -- we find out what drives someone to eat 53 hot dogs in ten minutes or six pounds of shoo-fly pie in eight minutes. Watch True Life: I'm a Competitive Eater Wednesday, February 22nd at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ha, KR Jr's (plural) are just on the horizon.  LLPP Inc. heard it here first.

['gro]

The winning powerball ticket was purched by a group of 8 co-workers.

The $124.1 million lump sum (after taxes) split 8 ways is $15,512,500

if someone handed Gro a check for 15 mill I'd crap my pants, then pay someone to hand clean them.

[Kilted Rat]

if someone handed Gro a check for 15 mill I'd crap my pants, then pay someone to hand clean them.

Maybe KS's mystery pants crapper just got the phone call that he'd won!

[Knightstalker]

Office Pirates

Interesting site, you can submit your office jackass to them and they will post it.

[JT]

The winning powerball ticket was purched by a group of 8 co-workers.

The $124.1 million lump sum (after taxes) split 8 ways is $15,512,500

if someone handed Gro a check for 15 mill I'd crap my pants, then pay someone to hand clean them.

JT would pick his three worst customers and whizz on their desks, give 'em the one finger salute, and walk out.

['gro]

if someone handed Gro a check for 15 mill I'd crap my pants, then pay someone to hand clean them.

Gro wants to be clear about his statement. The shock of winning the money will not make Gro soil his dungarees. I'd just want to pay someone to clean up my dookie!

and now for another installment of....

remember this one?
say this one 5 times fast... "shine my city shoes"

[icgrad87]

Knicks trade Penny Hardaway for Steve Francis..........Grad promises to continue his Non-NBA watching habits despite Knicks new acquisition
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2339941