FB: Liberty League

['gro]

A disgruntled Knicks fan speaks his mind...

Short term, this is actually a good move for the Knicks, who should of never signed hardaway in the 1st place, but the Knicks organization is a joke. Highest payroll in the NBA by $30-40 Million and the 2nd worst record. They already gave away their lottery pick to chicago. Too much money tied into long term contracts for players who obvioulsy aren't that good if this team can even win 20 games.

[lewdogg11]

LD11 leaves for a while and all hell breaks loose again? 

~Gro is over 200+ karma?
~People yelling about the Olympics?(Gro hates the winter Olympics so much because there are no black athletes)

Tourettes Warning....
'No People say they know they can't believe!  JAMAICA, we got a bobsled team!'

~People talking about babies, puppy dogs, ice cream, and movie theater etiquette.
~The search for Holla. 
~Outsourcing cheap labor to India
~Muvico movie theater (Reg, I loved that place.  I used to go there all the time with DWxGF(Dirty Whore Ex Girlfriend).  That place was legit.  You could drive around the parking lot for 2 hours looking for a spot, then finally park, and you had to sprint in ducking the whizzing drive-by bullets overhead, and running into about 147 baby carriages and 3 year olds with braids, then still pay $10 for a ticket, get popcorn with Jelly on it, while people boo'd at the opening credits of 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back'.  Place had an amazing Bass Pro Shop though.)

So I had some company for the last week and a half.  WTFF left yesterday but I had a lot of back work to do and as much as I wanted to click on the 'Favorites' d3.com, I was constantly sidetracked by belly-aching customers wondering why our help desk sucks so much.  Like I need that in my life right now.

Overall, WTFF and LD11 had a great time together.  1 fight ensued on an extremely drunken Saturday night with some friends up at Topsail beach.  LD11 and WTFF were riding the 'Beach Buggy' which was a 70's short bus, painted powder blue that would take you all over the island as a taxi for $5 a person.  LD11 in a blackout state got in a fight with her because he claimed he could speak Spanish in HS but has since forgotten it.  Now don't get me wrong, I could understand it quite a bit since I attended a HS in the ghetto of Lawrence, but I was never a fully functional Spaniard.  Apparently I held my stance pretty well though.  Which leads to my closing statement...

'Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!'

Man I was wasted. 

['gro]

LD, good to see you're alive. Tell those customers to read the frickin manual. SPANIARD!!! SPANIARD!!! SPANIARD!!! SPANIARD!!!

Re: Olympics

like the ladies man Leon Phelps would say.... "un contrare, bon jour"... american bruh-man wins gold!! is this male camel toe?



actually, he didn't win gold... Bobby Brown stole his uniform and raced for him...

[Kilted Rat]

is this male camel toe?

I believe it's called Mantoe, seen only in homosexual men and straight men participating in sporting activities requiring overly tight fitting garments that prominently display the frank and the beans... obviously, the European Mantoe is not as large or distinguished as the African variety.


Whats up with the fat dorky looking white dude (FDLWD) walking with him? Why is FDLWD smiling? Where is Mantoe's left hand... oh... nevermind it all makes sense now.



Gro,
Please enlighten, is it customary for bruh-men to celebrate victories by wearing yankee hats cock-eyed and holding bright yellow teddy bears? Or is that a Bobby Brown look-alike specialty?

[Kilted Rat]

DAWG PROGRAM REMINDER

Don't forget on PPV tonight - Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell fights Randy "The Natural" Couture for the UFC Light Heavyweight Title...Someone's gonna get knocked the f out!!!!

This was Dawg's last post... 18 days and 8 hours ago... was Dawg going to said event? Was Dawg on the undercard for said event and suffer a bad outcome?


KR believes that Dawg will re-surface if his Karma hits 200.

Please click here and K+ dawg... maybe 200k is the medicine he needs to return! Only +21k to go!

['gro]

Good call on the mantoe, and bruh's celebration is all his own, not indicative (is that a real word?) of all bruh's out there... just the ones on skates.

True life, "I'm a competitive eater" was entertaining and enlightening. That kid threw down 100 hooters wings... I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

[lewdogg11]

100 H(*)(*)TERS wings?  While somewhat impressive, I think this could be done with minimal training.  If 1 has the correct wing technique, and a desire to die at a young age, this is not entirely impossible. 

Back in their hay day, LD11 and Gro could sit and clear 49 wings from H(*)(*)TERS between the 2 and still have room for beers. 

The 'Break and Clean' technique is a huge factor when it comes to wing eating.  If you spend 2 minutes gnawing the meat off the bones, you're gonna eat about 10 and you'll mentally be exhausted.  If you perfect the 'Break and Clean' technique, you could probably clear atleast 6 wings a minute at a snails pace.

['gro]

LD, you got karma last night for your return so the 18hr timer is still ticking. Good post.

'Break and Clean'... another tool in Gro's kit that he learned from LD. 50 H( * )( * )TERS wings sounds G-Darn good right about now.


p.s. my hooters are bigger than yours...

[Regulator]

Reg is now foaming at the mouf for some wings...
About the only 2 good things that you CANNOT find ANYWHERE in MD or DC are
#1) Chicken Wings
#2) Pizza

You would think these would be easy....and no I don't want to try your "lump crab meat pizza" or "Old Bay style wings"

['gro]

No wings in Murrland? WUWD (what's up wit dat?)... put your career on hold and open a bar and grill. Steal the secret bleu CHEESCH recipie from the Ruck (don't ask the wing nazi) and bam, you're a local hero. We'll set up "Regulator's House of Wings, Pizza, and Poptarts" franchise's all over the east coast. starting in the hater zones of annapolis, wilmington, and chattanooga. deal?

[lewdogg11]

There's a wing place I found here called Buffalo Bill's Wild Wing Cafe.  This place has some of the best wings i've had.  They are cooked to perfection.  Homemade blue cheesch, and it's a cool sports bar atmosphere and it's huge.  I always drove by it but never went, so finally I dropped in, and I found out where everyone hangs out around here to pregame!  The place was mobbed!  Loaded with chicks too.  $1.50 draft beers, $2 Rolling Rock bottles.  Amazing.  Next time you fools come around, bling bling...

['gro]

Re: NFL Draft

He won't end up like Big Ben Rothlisburger (since he'll probably land on a crappy team) but Gro like's Vandy's Jay Cutler. Saw a few of his games on TV, he's legit.

Also, you heard it here 1st... Lendale White. He's gonna be good, real good.

and check this out from si.com
Haloti Ngata of Oregon expects to weigh in at 340 pounds with only 10 percent body fat....

That's 306 lbs solid. bananas. maybe his skull is 3 inches thick.

['gro]

Re: Wings

LD, is that a local place or the chain buffalo wild wings?

[Regulator]

Do you want to know whats funny?
One of the local work places Reg visits has a cafeteria...It is a fairly large establishment (about 2000 visitors a day), where they serve.....450 POUNDS OF FRIED CHICKEN A DAY.  

A DAY!!!

Can I get a freaking buffalo wing with hot sauce that burns my mouth with a little soothing bloo cheesh!!!

[Regulator]

RE: 450 pounds of Fried Chicken

What does that even look like?
They must have this mountain of chicken and a assembly line of people moving the chicken through.