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Kilted Rat

Quote from: knightstalker on February 24, 2006, 03:28:43 PM
Knightstalker had to smite Garnet to keep him at his approved Karma rating.  Knightstalker has add K to garnets super secret karma rating.

Sorry, I got a bit excited at the pic and completely forgot LLP Inc protocol.

Yes, I got the memo on it last week and now I don't need you to send me another copy of the memo. mmmkay.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Buckman

Quote from: Garnet on February 24, 2006, 03:20:55 PM
Who left the door open?  It's kind of cold in here!



Isn't this the lady that got busted for smuggling raisins?

'gro

Great pic garnet... super secret karma to you.

Gro wants to know why he was assigned a $1.5MM project proposal at 4pm on a friday... I NEED TO KNOW WHY. Don't worry LLPP, because Gro enlisted the help of main finance guy and we got it done (the draft that will be ripped apart by the GM monday morning) in 45min.

It's the principle of the matter... there's principalities here smokey!

lewdogg11

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 24, 2006, 04:49:20 PM
Great pic garnet... super secret karma to you.

Gro wants to know why he was assigned a $1.5MM project proposal at 4pm on a friday... I NEED TO KNOW WHY. Don't worry LLPP, because Gro enlisted the help of main finance guy and we got it done (the draft that will be ripped apart by the GM monday morning) in 45min.

It's the principle of the matter... there's principalities here smokey!

God, if YO LISTENIN!!!  HELP!!!

After all the wing speak this week, LD11 will be enjoying some delicious wings shortly whilst engulfing his thirst with delicious beer. 

JT

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Quote from: EngiNegro on February 24, 2006, 04:49:20 PM
Great pic garnet... super secret karma to you.

Gro wants to know why he was assigned a $1.5MM project proposal at 4pm on a friday... I NEED TO KNOW WHY. Don't worry LLPP, because Gro enlisted the help of main finance guy and we got it done (the draft that will be ripped apart by the GM monday morning) in 45min.

It's the principle of the matter... there's principalities here smokey!

This reminds JT of a former boss who would write a bunch of corrections into a document, proposal, etc., then the project would be tabled for a few months. After a few months, he'd review the "corrected" proposal and re-correct his corrections.  He actually said more than once, "Who wrote this part, only an idiot would write it this way."  AND THEY WERE HIS WORDS FROM TWO MONTHS PRIOR!!!

JT used to think that it was a good thing breathing is involuntary, otherwise this dood would be in serious trouble.

'gro

it's a glorious saturday in the office... future boss is no where to be seen! coulda sworn Gro saw his truck in the parking lot (so many trucks it's hard to pinpoint one... silly rednecks). Gro's already invested the mileage to get here so leaving now is not an option... but DAMN, Gro could of slept in! lousy fvckers.

Regulator

YO!!!  GRO!!!
Chillax dood

Reg went out to a popular hangout in Fells Point last night....Reg is definately not part of the younger crowd....I don't even know why I didnt fit it....perhaps it is this stoopid metal band on my finger.

So get this....there was a group of 4 of us (2 couples....frrrt)
I had about 5 Magic Hat #9's, mrs reg was wolfing down some Blue Moon and White Zin...other couple was also consuming Magic hats and white zin (I would say about 4 beers and 2 glasses of wine total for them)

Get the bill......$34.75????? Thats like $2.25 a beer!!!

The first round that Reg purchased from the front bar was $18.50!!!!.....

It was great....and then I washed it all down with a $2.90 cent slice from an I <3 NY Pizza......(nothing could beat the slice and a soda for a buck back in Troy.


lewdogg11

LD11 had a similar experience last night.  $2 domestic drafts and $3 martini's at the Wild Wing Cafe.  Only problem was, it was jammed, and I was by myself.  Not 1 person was eating at the bar because it was too packed an all I wanted was to gnaw on some wings.  Each table had a minimum of 4 people at it.  So I felt funny asking for a table.  So I didn't.  I just drank.  4 Miller Light drafts on an empty stomach and LD11 was bombed. 

2 random things happened:

1.  This dude came up in between an older couple and LD11 and ordered a chocolate martini for himself.  I don't care if they are giving them away, no way in hell would LD11 ever order a chocoloate martini.  I'd drink one, but i'd never go to the bar and order one.  NEVER!  THis was some sort of breach of manhood.

2.  I referenced the older couple sitting next to me.  By older I mean in their 40's so they weren't that old.  But this dude starts lkike coughing or choking or something.  I'm on the phone at the time with Regulator.  And all of a sudden the dude starts like puking stuff up.  It was the grossest thing i've ever seen/  I had to just hang up on Regulator cause I wasn't gonna be like 'Yo this dude is barfing everywhere!'  LD11 has a weak stomach.  LD11 starts getting fidgety and thinking he might barf himself.  Then thinking my beer was that close to him and all that.  So I left half a beer, got up and left.

Over to the Ale House.  I still needed to eat and this place supplies the hottest of hotty bartenders.  And I don't know what was going on, but both of them were fighting to serve LD11.  Either they know i'm a good tipper, or they were digging the moustache that's filling in since I haven't shaved in 2 weeks.  Either way, Shannon and Caroline are my new most favoritist bartenders of all time.  I'm in love with both of them.  At this bar 23oz Miller Lights for $3.  I had 2 of those and a Patty Melt.  LD11 walked out of the Ale House, it was like 9:30, andhe was BOMBED.  Came back home and crawled right into bed.  Solid 11 hours of sleep and I was still up at 9.  Watched a flick in bed, and now up up and at em.  Thats good stuff.

Now what do I do with myself?  Guess I'll just go to the gym.  What a loser!

'gro

Gro has awakened from a 3 hour nap fest and is about to head out in downtown Chatt. Hungry... may have to stop at buffalo wild wings... or just get drunk faster. it's like one of those choose your own adventure books.

oh yeah, for those keeping score, Gro was at work for only 2 hours today...

lewdogg11

To LD11's delight, TNT now has an HD channel.  Brand new.  Excellent.  And Armageddon is on.  Amazing!  BRILLIANT!

'gro

Gro caught a little of HD armageddon last nice... good flick, even w/ Afleck in it. Still waiting on ESPN2, MTV, and FOX to break into the HD lineup.

The olympics ended last night? Don't worry, strip clubs around the nation will be holding the Pole'lympics all week long. No regulator you can not tip them w/ quarters.

Regulator

Re: HD
You guys are right.....they need to add MTV to the line-up STAT!

Re: WEWU
What did everyone do this weekend?

lewdogg11

LD11 already rounded up his weekend on Saturday.  I only went out Friday night.  I stayed in Saturday and Sunday.  Hit the gym.  nothing big.  Went surfing this morning.  Weiner is the size of a baby carrot.  It's chilly out there this morning.  Looking like high 70's by Thursday though.  Sounds good to me. 

Today I start my training for the 5th annual St. Paddy's Day party.  I will eat 7 boiled potatoes and drink 1/2 bottle of Jameson washed down with a 1/4 cup of baileys. 

T-minus 19 days.

'gro

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WEWU: Weekend Wrap Up

Stayed in Friday, started saturday night with a 3 hour power nap then not 1 but 2 special made 7&7's (we're talking pint glasses w/ 2 inches of seagrams on the bottom, no ice). Gro is cheap and would rather get a free buzz at home and pay less to keep said buzz at the bar. Bar hopped downtown but didn't remember much. made it through the night w/o puking but had a level 3 hangover the next day.  GGF had to fill in the blackout portions of Gro's memory.

p.s. Panera sandwiches make excellent hangover cures.

JT

Anyone catch Flava of Love. Pumpkin got the boot and on the way out, hocked a nice loogie on New York.  Know how most chicks don't how to spit for volume and distance.  Not this chick she got full extention and nailed New York good.