FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Homework Assignment for LLPP

Your residence (house, apt, cardboard box) and vehicle need a name... they just aren't the same w/o one. All LLPP and extended members must submit these names or one will be provided for you at a minimal charge.

For example, Gro's:
House: Thug Mansion II
Car: Blue (yeah it's blue).

[Kilted Rat]

KR's Apt: The Frozen Batcave (killed 3 bats since last July and the heat is rarely ever on).
KR's Car: The 140k Dented Dream (mileage not value)

['gro]

post 11,000 bi-atches... haha.

[Knightstalker]

Random topic: pool legend Johhny Archer's 23 year old minx wife...former Ms.North Carlonia. RT didn't realize a 9-ball champ was a prize catch..

http://www.azbilliards.com/gallery/showpicture.cfm?eventnum=5&photographernum=1&picnum=102

RE: Ms. North Cacacalacka-

Do you think these chicks ever get tired of wearing the same "fake smile" for days, weeks, months YEARS on end?

Regs cheeks hurt after smiling for 2 minutes!

Knightstalker thinks that they use some variant of the Joker Gas used is several Batman episodes that involuntarily contracts the muscles into a smile, that or plastic surgery.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker saw an episode of Parental Control where the son was dating a trashy guidette with the blue crap caked on over her eyes.  Everytime KS sees the blue eye shadow he has bad sixties flashbacks when KS was a little kid and momma stalker used to take KS to this store for clothes where the sales lady was about 500 years old and had makeup caked on thick, KS thinks she taught Tammy Fay Baker how to do makeup.  Anyway ever since then KS can't stand the blue eye shadow crap.

Back to PC, this dood went on the dates with the two chicks.  Dads new wife/girlfriend picked this flat-chested athletic blonde and Dad picked a hot asian chick.  Dood went wake boarding with the blond and then on a picnic on the beach with the HAC.  The dood tried to get a kiss from the HAC but she made him kiss her dog first.  Dood got back home and had to make his decision.  Dood kicked the gf to the curb, told the blonde to go home and picked the HAC.  She then dumped him because he kissed her dog.

Classic TV.

[JT]

Dood kicked the gf to the curb, told the blonde to go home and picked the HAC.  She then dumped him because he kissed her dog.

Classic TV.

The HAC was also "saving herself for marriage."  Thus failing one of JT's major tests. Non-compatibility in boudoir is not something to discover on the wedding night.

[JT]

Re: Parental Control

Saw the mother of all episodes yesterday. The parents hated their sons GF... all 205 pounds of her. The son must of weighed 175 in a pair of soaking wet timberlands. On top of her terrible looks, the girl was trash... called the Mom a bi-atch to her face more than once during the show. So dood goes out w/ 2 good looking girls, has fun w/ both... but ends up staying w/ SHAMU at the end! (p.s. Reg, you must of had your episodes mixed).

how long until they make the all dating show network?

JT couldn't figure that one out.  The dood is interested a music career and so was one of the hot setups.  Bitchy tubbo or hottie into the music scene, was a no-brainer in JT's mind. 

But different strokes.... we got a guy in the mailroom that looks at hot chicks and says " She's be hot with another 50 on her."  Fatter the better for this dood.  JT doesn't get it, but he's cool otherwise.

[JT]

Homework Assignment for LLPP

Your residence (house, apt, cardboard box) and vehicle need a name... they just aren't the same w/o one. All LLPP and extended members must submit these names or one will be provided for you at a minimal charge.

For example, Gro's:
House: Thug Mansion II
Car: Blue (yeah it's blue).

JT's:

House:  Palace de Warsaw

Neighborhood is loaded with Eastern European immigrants.  House has appreciated nicely... saving for upgrade to better neighborhood.

Car: "They Hit Me"

Everybody dings it... parking lot, outside the house, drive up ATM etc.  No one in this neighborhood can drive.  They all drive crazy.  Think of the craziest sh*t you see people do with a car.  JT sees it almost daily.  JT just patches it up a little himself and moves on.  Won't buy a new car until we move.

JT's gal car remains unscathed for some reason.

[union89]

Union89's two possessions....

The abode....."The Yack Factory"......for some reason, 2 of the last 3 ladies U89 has brought home have puked in his crib....first one on the roof deck, second one in the bathroom, but no where near the crapper.

The ride...."The Sled".....U89's car has rear wheel drive (I know Reg, I'm an A-Hole for buying a ride without front or 4 WD)....even though U89 puts on 4 snows every winter, the car still can not make it up even a mild incline.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalkers apartment:

Ghetto Fortress of Solitude

Knightstalker will hold out in JC for another one and a half to two years.  The Stalkerette will then be ready for first grade and KS does not want his daughter going to school in Jersey City, public or private.  Rent is very cheap, landlords have no grandchildren so stalkerette has been adopted, therefore free babysitting almost any time it is needed.  Save some more money and move to Sussex county.

Knightstalkers CRV:

She Hate Me

Everytime the car receives a scratch, broken mirror, flat tire, and one accident in which it was rear-ended Mrs. Stalker has been driving it.

I am pretty sure JT and Knightstalker see the same crazy drivers every day.  In Jersey City the Indian women walk down the street pushing a stroller because the men are driving and parking on the sidewalks.

[union89]

Gro ~

Union89 just got 13 of 15 on the Wonderlic with a level 2 hangover.

[Kilted Rat]

Isn't the Wonderlic out of 50?

[Knightstalker]

The is a link posted to an ESPN sample that is 15 questions long.  If the wonderlic is like that test it truly is the "retard test" of retard tests.  KS got 14 of 15 and would have had 15 if he didn't change his answer on the stoopit 48,000 words question.

[Regulator]

Homework Assignment for LLPP

Your residence (house, apt, cardboard box) and vehicle need a name... they just aren't the same w/o one. All LLPP and extended members must submit these names or one will be provided for you at a minimal charge.

For example, Gro's:
House: Thug Mansion II
Car: Blue (yeah it's blue).

Gro,
You know the residence of Regulator well...do you think you could come up with something crafty.

I guess I want to be the one to name the whip....I know where you will head with that one.

U89- Reg loves RWD!!!....in fact one reason that Reg regrets going to college is that he was forced to sell his '68 mustang (302 Sb, aluminum heads, single plane intake, hookers headers, no Cat, 650 holley double pumper, 4 on the floor, "poor mans" Posi" among other things that took down my budget and ladies underpants

[Regulator]

Actually, I don't want to name my "high performance" street machine I currently "borrow"

My boat goes by the name "Playstation"