FB: Liberty League

[johnnyadmit]

AGASAP-  good to know there's a name for this disorder.  This helps cap years of long, hard research (emphasis on the long and hard...)

[Regulator]

Reg has dated his share of "psycho chicks"...in fact one of them actually was know around campus as "psycho chick"...anywhoo...my demise with that one was when I was sitting on the couch with Gro & GxGF at about 9:30pm....and I told her not to eat a cookie (I was trying to get in shape for SB2k).  Anyways....she went absolutely bananas!!!  We ended up not talking as much, Reg picked up about 2 other girlfriends (this was the norm) and "PC" would always be calling me up trying to convince me to "come over to talk"....
No thanks.....

PS- This was the same chick that trained her cat to use a regular toilet!!!

[Regulator]

Now that Reg thinks back...was it wrong that I told her not to eat a cookie?.....absolutely

Did you need to go crazy and think I was telling you to become bolemic?....NO!!!

I am laughing hysterically about this right now!!!

[lewdogg11]

Regulator,

First off, this is the same girl that showed us her movie of how she throws up after she eats, and documented it for a class.  You don't tell a girl who throws up all the time to stay thin, not to eat.  Actually there is only one thing to feed them, but then your ding dong smells like puke.

['gro]

Reg... it didn't help the night of the cookie fiasco that I let GxGF eat cookies just to spite PC. haha.

PC, among her other claims to fame, also brought her cat over to Reg/Gro/LD's apartment because she "wasn't spending enough time with it".  News flash... IT'S A CAT! All they need is food and a place to shat and they're good to go.

LD, nasty twin.

[Regulator]

So last night at REGS HOUSE, the heat went out because the motor in the air handler turned south.
What is typically a $600 job from a guy named "Fred" who itches his crack with a phillips head screwdriver was accomplished by yours truly. (for $123)

So I ask the tech at the place where I picked up the motor...."so how do I do this?"  It seems pretty easy...I mean 3 wires...one hot, one high speed fan...one low speed fan"...
His response- "This is my job...it is why people pay money...what do you do for a living?.....I don't try to do _____.
Buddy...WTF....All I asked for was a 10 second answer with something I could read in the directions....secondly, I got this far....don't you think I can slam a new motor in the thing and hook up a wire??

Silence ensued.

WHo the F does he think he is?  I am not required to pay $400 bucks so this cat can come to my house a do a job that requires his motor....oh that was the other thing,,,,they typically dont sell motors to the public......

Sometimes I really dont like service people....(like the guy at Jify lube who convinces EVERYONE that their car needs a engine flush...)  DOOD, they started putting detergent in oil a LONG time ago to avoid motor flushing!!!

THE HATE!!!!!!!!!!!

['gro]

the middle man is always trying to get his cut... selfish sonsa...

Gro is trying to do some spring cleaning of his office and files. The engineer that gro replaced was a pack rat. 75% of all this crap needs to be kept for corporate records retention, but it is so disorganized that it drives Gro bonkers. Gonna put a flame thrower to the whole thing.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker will not go to jiffy lube or any place like that.  The stalkers took their Kia to one of those places and when they replaced the oil filter they double gasketed it and the old gasket that had stuck to the block blew out while the wife was driving it and the car lost all of its oil.  The insurance company for the place paid for an engine rebuild without a problem which leads me to believe this happens all the time with these places.

[johnnyadmit]

Admit had a student who was turned down for a job at subway and was subsequently hired to change oil at a local garage.  Admit has never set foot in a non-dealership garage since.   Besides, it's 1/4 the cost to change one's own oil, and the  manliness factor helps increases the odds of putting oil stains on multiple layers of the ladyfriend's clothing.

[lewdogg11]

LD11 drives the 2006 Company Pimpala.  LD11 does not change his own oil.  LD11 does not pay for oil changes.  LD11 loses the 'manliness' ranking.  LD11 DOES watch American Idol religiously, however.

['gro]

Subway's no walk in the park...

Jiffy Lube = grease monkey
Subway = sandwich artist

[Knightstalker]

Subway's no walk in the park...

Jiffy Lube = grease monkey
Subway = sandwich artist

Subway = wash hands after going to the bathroom
Jiffy Lube = wash hands before going to the bathroom

[Knightstalker]

LD11 drives the 2006 Company Pimpala.  LD11 does not change his own oil.  LD11 does not pay for oil changes.  LD11 loses the 'manliness' ranking.  LD11 DOES watch American Idol religiously, however.

Driving a company car does not impact the manliness rating, it can actually raise it due to more pocket money for manly pursuits.  Is it the Pimpala Executive?

[union89]

LD11 drives the 2006 Company Pimpala. LD11 does not change his own oil. LD11 does not pay for oil changes. LD11 loses the 'manliness' ranking. LD11 DOES watch American Idol religiously, however.

Hmmm, LD11 does not change his own oil....nor does he pay to have said oil changed.  U89 used to have a company buggy...one day Fleet Mgmt. called U89 on his celly....

FM:  "U89 how long have you been driving your company Ford Explorer??"
U89:  "Oh about 2 years"
FM:  "How many miles have you got on the vehicle??"
U89:  "Umm...let me look....43 thousand miles"
FM:  "Our records indicate you have NEVER expensed an oil change on this vehicle....is this true, U89??"
U89:  .........silence followed by......"U89 would like his next Ford Explorer in black.....thank you sir"

[lewdogg11]

Fleet now gives you a little card and you just give it to the jamokes at Jiffy Lube and they take care of everything, rotate tires when needed etc etc.  They can't do anything unless it's on the car for that mileage at that time.  At LD11's current rate, he could be sporting the 2008 Pimpala by August 2007. 

And on the manliness factor, I think I can up my ranking by admitting i'm sitting in my underwear eating Chef-Boyardee and watching the big east tournament, with a huge chew awaiting my lip in minutes. 

For any of you who do not know...ALL OF YOU...LD11 runs an NCAA tournament pool via espn's website.  It's a $10/bracket, 2 bracket maximum tournament.  Payouts will be to the top 3, but typically 1st place gets a lot, 2nd place gets alittle, and 3rd gets their money back or slightly more depending on the turn out.  I'll probably be accepting payments via paypal this year, so if anyone is interested, send me an email, so I can get you on the big list.