FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

And regarding the tournament, the last 3 winners were Gro, brother of Gro, and WTFF.  THis year is LD11's year!

['gro]

LLPP, Gro has 2 bracketology (syracuse, maryland) and 3 fantasy football championships (04, 05 x2) in the past 3 years... do you really want some of this?

[union89]

Paypal is a bit advanced for us Union grads.....LD11, if you hit U89 up with your address, U89 will burn out a check today for 2 entries......U89 sucks at hoops, but has a talent for sniffin' out Princeton/UCLA and Vermont/Syracuse upsets....yup, had 'em both.

[lewdogg11]

Of course check or money order is accepted.  Paypal will also cost you about 15% on the dollar because of the charge they have.  Check your email.

[Reno Hightower]

How do I get pictures in my profile?

['gro]

2 observations from yesterday.

Went to the ATM to withdraw some cheddar cheesch. One prompt on the screen said "Please take all your cash".... thanks for that reminder, because Gro was gonna tip the machine a 20 spot for the excellent service.

The local IHOP has a big sign out front for their free wi-fi service inside the restaurant. I don't know, IHOP doesn't seem to have the computer friendly atmosphere or client base. Most times Gro ends up at an IHOP its 3:30am and all I want is some "f***ing french toast!"  (name that movie quote).

[lewdogg11]

40 year old version.  easy.  You can usually find LD11 at IHOP around 2:30am browsing myspace for girls to meet me there.

[Knightstalker]

Try this game, Knightstalker can't get past level three.

Maze

[finsleft]

Thought I should share this with my LLPP brethren...

GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.  It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they Flame out.

[johnnyadmit]

Try this game, Knightstalker can't get past level three.

Maze

KS you SOB!    Just freaked out admit and admit's class- they were taking a test whilst admit was playing the maze.  Nice work!  Now back to the daily schedule of sucking on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, and tits.  (along with some educating)

[dewcrew88]

Try this game, Knightstalker can't get past level three.

Maze

Budcrew just wants to say that he was completely freaked out by the "Maze" and I'm sure someone will be playing "Guess the Wingtips" with me today. I will be sending this to friends who hate sh!t like this more than I do.
+1 K for KS

[Knightstalker]

Glad to be of service.  Knightstalker played it while the idiot in the cubicle next to me is on a conference call with 18 other people on speaker phone.  They heard it and a couple asked, what was that?  SPAH (speakerphone asshole) still doesn't know it was me.

['gro]

I've heard of the maze game, so I kept quiet... good to initiate new folks into the circle.

[BobbyBoucher]

Consider Bobby initiated. 

+K for KS - Bobby almost spit his sandwich over his desk

[Superfoot Wallace]

Gro, I dont know about french toast, but how about "a Tbone Steak, cheese eggs and Welchs grape"

signed,
Junior Mafia