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Knightstalker

Knightstalker had a chronic contemplation at lunch today.  KS then went to Popeyes and got the three piece extra spicy wing combo.  After eating and further contemplation KS is back at work with Root Beer laughing at his boss behind his back because he looks like an oompah lumpah.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

'gro

Quote from: knightstalker on March 10, 2006, 01:48:07 PM
Knightstalker had a chronic contemplation at lunch today. KS then went to Popeyes and got the three piece extra spicy wing combo. After eating and further contemplation KS is back at work with Root Beer laughing at his boss behind his back because he looks like an oompah lumpah.

is that secret code for this?

Quote from: knightstalker on March 10, 2006, 01:48:07 PM
Knightstalker had chronic today. went to Popeyes and got spicy. eating and laughing like an oompah lumpah.

Regulator

Quote from: kiltedrat on March 10, 2006, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 10, 2006, 11:39:06 AM
Admit shared this tidbit with fellow teachers to rave reviews- therapy session scheduled at Legion during happy hour.  Also shared with his medical student ladyfriend to not so rave reviews- ass-chewing session scheduled after happy hour.

Admit should tell first year medical student lady friend that Admit's second year medical buddy from long before he met lady friend disagrees with her.


Alcohol in moderation (1-2 drinks a day) decreases your blood pressure, lowers your risk of heart disease, decreases your risk of depression and anxiety, can prevent rheumatoid arthritis, and makes you a lot more fun to be around.

Unfortunately, the same benefits are not found from merely averaging a beer or two a day by drinking 14 on the weekend.

As the LL's only medical student member, I hereby prescribe what Grammy Boucher has known for years: ALL LLPP members shal from this day forth consume the equivalent of one-two drinks (a shot, a beer, or glass of wine =1drink) nightly from this point forward until advised to the contrary.

I'm off to have half my daily allowance.

KR-
Reg more than picks up the slack for the given members of LLPP on any given night.  Consider rheumatoid arthritis with Reg a "very low risk"

Knightstalker

Quote from: EngiNegro on March 10, 2006, 02:13:27 PM
Quote from: knightstalker on March 10, 2006, 01:48:07 PM
Knightstalker had a chronic contemplation at lunch today. KS then went to Popeyes and got the three piece extra spicy wing combo. After eating and further contemplation KS is back at work with Root Beer laughing at his boss behind his back because he looks like an oompah lumpah.

is that secret code for this?

Quote from: knightstalker on March 10, 2006, 01:48:07 PM
Knightstalker had chronic today. went to Popeyes and got spicy. eating and laughing like an oompah lumpah.

Almost, but Knightstalkers boss really does look like an oompah lumpah, and KS does laugh at him.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

JT

Weird.... but JT think he knows exactly who KS's boss is.  As long as said boss has been with company since 2000.

johnnyadmit

Quote from: kiltedrat on March 10, 2006, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 10, 2006, 11:39:06 AM
Admit shared this tidbit with fellow teachers to rave reviews- therapy session scheduled at Legion during happy hour.  Also shared with his medical student ladyfriend to not so rave reviews- ass-chewing session scheduled after happy hour.

Admit should tell first year medical student lady friend that Admit's second year medical buddy from long before he met lady friend disagrees with her.


Alcohol in moderation (1-2 drinks a day) decreases your blood pressure, lowers your risk of heart disease, decreases your risk of depression and anxiety, can prevent rheumatoid arthritis, and makes you a lot more fun to be around.

Unfortunately, the same benefits are not found from merely averaging a beer or two a day by drinking 14 on the weekend.

As the LL's only medical student member, I hereby prescribe what Grammy Boucher has known for years: ALL LLPP members shal from this day forth consume the equivalent of one-two drinks (a shot, a beer, or glass of wine =1drink) nightly from this point forward until advised to the contrary.

I'm off to have half my daily allowance.

I'm more of a proponent of the constant .02 BAC method!!  May also make dealing with students much easier...
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

Knightstalker

Quote from: JT on March 10, 2006, 02:36:06 PM
Weird.... but JT think he knows exactly who KS's boss is.  As long as said boss has been with company since 2000.

Said boss is with IBM, Big Blue now runs the IT department here.  KS is wondering who JT thought it was and whether it was male or female, there are both here that could be oompah lumpahs

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Garnet

Women's college volleyball

 

Yes sir!  Love the uniforms! The little pictures don't quite do it justice.

JT

Quote from: knightstalker on March 10, 2006, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: JT on March 10, 2006, 02:36:06 PM
Weird.... but JT think he knows exactly who KS's boss is.  As long as said boss has been with company since 2000.

Said boss is with IBM, Big Blue now runs the IT department here.  KS is wondering who JT thought it was and whether it was male or female, there are both here that could be oompah lumpahs

It was a male,  he was one of many bosses.  Seemed to JT that the real employees on the international side couldn't map to save their lives.  JT first role was to look at EDI maps analyze the output and document what wasn't working. Document schmocument.... JT told Mr. Oompah Lumpah that JT could fix the problem.

Re-run the data... everything works.  Mr. OL was soooo happy.... JT knew he was taking credit for every fixed map, because JT would tell him exactly what was wrong and how it was fixed.  When JT got FIFO'd Mr. OL was more depressed than JT.  Mr. OL would now have to do actual work.

RE: IBM

IBM systems takeovers always suck.  JT worked for this neat, extremely profitable, phone company in the late 90's.   JT was king of his domain.  It was good to be the king for once.... employees dug JT.  JT actually listened and implemented their ideas.  JT didn't sweat the small stuff.  You wanna work 11-7.... cool, as long as work gets done.

AT&T buys small profitable phone company and turns it into an unprofitable one.  Systems turn into such a shambles that IBM is hired to takeover.  After one month, JT tells all to F off, he's out.  Less than a year later, all original employees are let go.

BDB

Quote from: Garnet on March 10, 2006, 03:47:30 PM
Women's college volleyball

 

Yes sir!  Love the uniforms! The little pictures don't quite do it justice.

BDB thinks #4 and #12 are All Conference. #6 maybe not..

johnnyadmit

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on March 10, 2006, 04:16:35 PM
Quote from: Garnet on March 10, 2006, 03:47:30 PM
Women's college volleyball

 

Yes sir!  Love the uniforms! The little pictures don't quite do it justice.

BDB thinks #4 and #12 are All Conference. #6 maybe not..

Hell, #4 is first team All American!
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Yasmine Bleeth comment valid unless prohibited by your College's code of ethics for Alums)

BDB

Quote from: Garnet on March 10, 2006, 03:47:30 PM
Women's college volleyball

 

Yes sir!  Love the uniforms! The little pictures don't quite do it justice.

Hey, the Central Conneticut State team nickname is the BlueDevils!

I am definately a fan of the BlueDevil volleyball team.

Knightstalker

KS is throwing out some initial for JT, male OL's. 

SA, DZ, PC, RB

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Kilted Rat

Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 10, 2006, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from: Garnet on March 10, 2006, 03:47:30 PM
Women's college volleyball

 

Yes sir!  Love the uniforms! The little pictures don't quite do it justice.
Hell, #4 is first team All American!

Yeah, but #12 is the star of the traveling team.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

JT