FB: Liberty League

[Kilted Rat]

I wish we all had her problem.

['gro]

Today's biznass.

1. Knightstalker, Gro just glanced at your post from before and didn't even see the last line pertaining to your impending "forced job search".  Tough break man, good luck on the job hunt.

2. The Dawg conspiracy.... maybe the original dawg was Audino and he just couldn't pull it off anymore. That would be funny.
If the new holladawg is really the old holladawg... and if his email is really who it says he is... then I know that cat. That would explain his subtle knowledge of schenectady culture, beyond what your average union alum would take in in their 4 years.

So my message to the new holladawg is as follows, whats up man?

['gro]

Here's a good link for us office schmucks...

biggest office pet peeves

[Regulator]

Hey Gro,
My biggest pet peeve is people surfing the internet all day.  Too bad that one didn't make the list...but I have a concusion why.

While the people who made the list (loud talkers, PDA guy, SOAH, people getting yelled at, ETC) are actually WORKING...the people they polled are probably sitting there....eavesdropping (sp) surfing the net, and flying low enough not to get yelled at or praised in front of everyone....They definately not on the phone talking loud...because then that would involve work...and they definately aren't going to be on the speakerphone bc they don't really do anything....

THUS- the web surfers make my top 2

What do you bet the chances they took that poll was between 4:30 and 5:30........perfect timing to catch all the "clockwatchers"  You want real results....wait around until 630-730pm....when the loudtalkers, people getting yelled at, and the SPAH get out of work.

Clockwatching makes my top 2 as well.....

['gro]

Reg, you haven't had a real office job since you were an intern... and you were surfing the net all day!

Gro's not much of a clock watcher, but hates when people watch him. Yeah it's 5:01 and I'm leaving... did I mention I got here at 7:30 and took a 20min lunch at my desk?!? people need to relax... as long as gro is knocking things off his to do list he should be able to come and go as he pleases... thats why they have salaried jobs and we all don't punch a clock.

[Garnet]

THE DAWG IS BACK....AND READY TO SET LLPP ABLAZE AGAIN!!!!!

Questions the LLPP would like answered.

1) Why the long delay between posts?

2) Why did you have to re-register thus losing all your K and posts?

Or you could just tell us to F off.   

[Garnet]

Maybe this will liven up the board a little........

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty." she replies.

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

['gro]

secret underground railroad karma to garnet... PP level stays at 69.

NFL news... Dolphins get culpepper, Saints take Brees.  That'll shake up the draft now that NO doesn't need a QB at #2.

[Garnet]

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap ," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

[Regulator]

Reg just heard Will Farrell died yesterday in a paragliding accident.
That is terrible news

[Kilted Rat]

Reg,

I heard that rumor too, but I can't seem to find any website confirming it.

You'd think that if he did die it would be all over the major news outlets. I mean if  Christopher Reeve's wife dying makes front page the funniest comedian of our time would deserve better coverage!





Survey Time

Is it wrong that KR semi-laughed when he read this story?

[Knightstalker]

Reg,

I heard that rumor too, but I can't seem to find any website confirming it.

You'd think that if he did die it would be all over the major news outlets. I mean if  Christopher Reeve's wife dying makes front page the funniest comedian of our time would deserve better coverage!





Survey Time

Is it wrong that KR semi-laughed when he read this story?

Not at all, Knightstalker read the headline and almost snarfed this morning.

[Kilted Rat]

Thanks.



I still can't find any confirmation of Will dying, but I found this recent picture, what the hell is wrong with his face?

['gro]

will ferrel dead? never! can't find anything on the net... and personally know the guy that runs the internet.

Survey Time

Is it wrong that KR semi-laughed when he read this story?

Gro was gonna bring this up before but didn't... sad story but nonetheless... how the F**K do people get hit by trains?  Trains aren't the most agile pieces of machinery out there, they pretty much travel in a straight line... you'd have a better chance of getting run over by an aircraft carrier.

If you can't hear them coming, you sure as hell can feel them coming... if that doesn't work... look down. See those pieces of lumber and metal... those are TRAIN TRACKS honey... stay the F away from them.

[Knightstalker]

KS found this story debunking the Will Ferrell story.
Ferrell

What I really need is More Cowbell!