FB: Liberty League

Knightstalker · March 15, 2006, 06:33:15 PM

Cheney's got a gun... Priceless, time to wipe snarf sauce from my monitor. +K for JT.

Jonny Utah · March 15, 2006, 07:49:07 PM

Quote from: lewdogg11 on March 15, 2006, 03:13:02 PM
Johnny U, I like what you're saying...BC was ranked 11 right???

Yea, theyve been around 11 and 12 for the last part of the season. I could see them losing to both Pacific or Nevada because they always crap themselves in the tourney but they have everything it takes to win it all. If they dont shoot well though theyre done.

Jonny Utah · March 15, 2006, 07:58:03 PM

Guru-Poster controversy on the NJAC page for anyone whos interested in this time of PP hibernation of other conferences.

I love d3football.com spats. One of my favorites is when RT announced that he was comming out of speaking in the 3rd person to address the guru's concerns of RT's pestering him to go to the RPI/Union game. Classic, just classic.

Kilted Rat · March 15, 2006, 08:06:53 PM

Quote from: lewdogg11 on March 15, 2006, 02:54:57 PMTDT Tommy is talking like he's the best handicapper since DeNiro in Casino.

This usually happens, TDT talks tons of smack until it comes time to put wood on the ball then it's all whiffs.

johnnyadmit · March 15, 2006, 09:49:59 PM

Quote from: knightstalker on March 15, 2006, 03:42:41 PM
New NBA Cheerleaders Possible CT on number 7.

JT, you're a good man. there was an attack of the psycho inside admit's ladyfriend today- those pics remind us all of the goodness that lies inside (well, outside) a special few women.

johnnyadmit · March 15, 2006, 09:51:49 PM

Quote from: knightstalker on March 15, 2006, 03:42:41 PM
New NBA Cheerleaders Possible CT on number 7.

Something about 23 puts a lump in Admit's..........throat

Kilted Rat · March 15, 2006, 09:59:28 PM

22 appears to be in the midst of a wardrobe malfunction involving her left strap

Here is the pic, it can be seen better on the SI page.

Knightstalker · March 16, 2006, 12:56:33 AM

Knightstalker just got back from rehearsal with the EDB (Erectile Dysfunction Band) and in the middle of any song we screwed up KS kept turning around and saying to the drummer;
"I got a fever and the prescription is More Cowbell! KS forwarded the video to everyone in the band and they all loved it. Super secret K for Garnet, aka Cowbell K.

Regulator · March 16, 2006, 08:22:08 AM

So...this is going to turn into one of those LD11 stories about being in the middle of nowhere and wierd things happening.

So yesterday afternoon Reg was in bumble F La Playta MD, I didn't think that you have heard of it...when forest fires start popping up all over Maryland....Solomons island, Rt4 & Rt5 all had fires.,...
Reg tries going home using 301....Completely shut down...boith ways....
I sit in traffic no less than 2 hours and move about a mile...(only 13 more to go (until I hit a decent sized 4 lane highway) the idiot police force working in MD (MD state police to be exact) have about 10 miles of cars trying to funnel them through a road thaqt lkiterally looked like a 10 mile loing driveway (we are talking big tracor trailers and all here)...so Reg says in his genious voice....F this, I am going to go back to la playta, sit down at one of the 2 restaraunts and wait until 301 N opens back up....
Anywhooo, yesterday Reg blew out a tire on 495 while he was doing 75MPH(that was a fun one)....and on the way to said restaurant...seees a goodyear tire dealership...This is GREAT!!!! I will kill two birds with one stone...get my tire fixed...have a bite to eat and have no traffic on the way home!!

Fast forward past the tire place....and find the only place to eat, that I can walk to is the local bowling alley.....step inside and I am immediately in 1994 with chicks and bangs, guys with no teeth, driving pickup trucks and rolling up packs of cigs in their t-shirt sleeves!!! Reg felt like ....I don't even know what I felt like...but the bang ladies took a liking to said pimp....I was just hanging out in the bar eating a chicken sammich with fries...and a ton of said chicks kept coming in....between shots.

Anywhoo....to top things off after reg got out of the bowling alley, he goes to pick up his car (it was after closing time (around 7pm) and Reg sees the grease monkey didn't put my hubcap back on with the rim (it is one of those wherre you have to remove the enitre rime off the hub to put back on....they didn't put my spare back under the car, like I REQUESTED, they threw said dirty hubcap right on my tan sportcoat, and they were closed so I am now warming up my vocal chords to give the a** ripping of a lifetime.

Ok...so it has been 4.5 GOOD hours that they have had to open back up 301N....2 MORE hours in traffice and they have one lane on 301S opened to 301N traffic (something they should have done IMMEDIATELY.....and for what you ask?

A BUNCH OF DOODS SITTING AROUND MAKING SURE THE FIRE DOESNT START UP AGAIN!!!.....Cant you pull the trucks off to the side of the road to do that!!!!Do you need to hold up miles and miles of traffic all freaking night!!!!

It will be good to unleash some of the pain on the tire guy....he has no idea.

'gro · March 16, 2006, 08:28:29 AM

I'd hate to see the guy that gets Reg's wrath with a 1 day buildup.... If I may suggest... throw 3 starburst in your mouth before you go on your rant so you can spit all over the unlucky sombitch at the tire center.

Regulator · March 16, 2006, 08:37:19 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That felt wonderful....

Best line of the conversation..."What the h*ll kind of BS is this?.....is this the first time that you guys have changed a tire....the guy didn't know that you have to put the hub cap on before the lug nuts...
GM-" Sorry sir we were trying to accomodate you last night.."
Reg- You didn't accomodate ish..this is tires 101...now I have to have the whole job done over again or drive an hour down to La playta so you can do it!!! Don't those options suck?"

'gro · March 16, 2006, 09:22:47 AM

Reg, maybe you can accompany me the next time I'm at <insert restaurant> and I ask for no tomatoes and I get a f-ing tomato.

johnnyadmit · March 16, 2006, 09:51:54 AM

Quote from: EngiNegro on March 16, 2006, 09:22:47 AM
Reg, maybe you can accompany me the next time I'm at <insert restaurant> and I ask for no tomatoes and I get a f-ing tomato.

Just remember never to break the cardinal rule: Never, ever f*ck with someone who handles your food!

Name the movie...

'gro · March 16, 2006, 10:07:37 AM

Re: Movie

'Waiting'. Decent flick, but Gro was expecting so much more. Thought it would be on par with american pie or old school... ended up more like harold and kumar go to white castle.

EDIT

Since Gro got his discounted preview of the Starz network (which is months past and now Gro pays full price but it too lazy to drop it) he's seen harold & kumar (H&KGTWC) a gajillion times. Best line...

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf***er down."

Touchdown Tommy · March 16, 2006, 10:11:39 AM

Gro you and LD11 are simply amazing at this movie trivia. You fellas don't miss a beat.