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Touchdown Tommy

Also, Reg:

Did you play pull tabs and drink Busch Lights at the Alley?  TDT understands those things are staples at bowling alleys across America.
Chasing MILFs since '82...

Regulator

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on March 16, 2006, 10:13:16 AM
Also, Reg:

Did you play pull tabs and drink Busch Lights at the Alley?  TDT understands those things are staples at bowling alleys across America.

Nah dude, I strictly drink Miller light as my draught of choice.
Pull tabs were nowhere to be found, however guys nicknamed "the hammer, the wrecker, the striker, the redneck, and the destroyer" were plentiful.


Jonny Utah

Reg, was it big balls or little balls bowling?

(That's the Massachusetts/I know diddly-squat about bowling in me asking the question)

Kilted Rat

Current Gro to TDT k-gap: 504
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Regulator

Quote from: jonny utah on March 16, 2006, 10:43:18 AM
Reg, was it big balls or little balls bowling?

(That's the Massachusetts/I know diddly-squat about bowling in me asking the question)

JU- WTF are you talking about?  Even Reg who hasn't touched a bowling ball in 10 years knows that there is only one sized ball.

Are you thinking bocce ball or something, old man?

\Just joking JU.....These guys were serious....but the bartender tells me it doesn't get wild until friday or saturday night.

JT

Quote from: EngiNegro on March 16, 2006, 10:07:37 AM
Re: Movie

'Waiting'.  Decent flick, but Gro was expecting so much more. Thought it would be on par with american pie or old school... ended up more like harold and kumar go to white castle.

EDIT

Since Gro got his discounted preview of the Starz network (which is months past and now Gro pays full price but it too lazy to drop it) he's seen harold & kumar (H&KGTWC) a gajillion times.  Best line...

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf***er down."

JT gets the occasional craving for WC.  But it is less fun now that JT doesn't work in a big company anymore.  Normally JT satisfies a craving with about 6.  However, JT would eat at least 20 the night before any stupid meeting, corporate rah-rah, re-orgs, exit interviews etc.  JT actually used to use White Castles as weapons, because anything over 10 burgers gave JT nasty SBD ability.


finsleft

About a hundred or so years ago, after a long night of relieving ourselves of the built-up stress caused by tyrannical law school professors, i.e. drinking everything we could get our hands on, my buds and I used to entertain ourselves, the White Castle employees, and all our toothless fellow customers by stumbling in and each ordering "The Circuit".
Yep, one of everything on the menu.

union89

#6247
Quote from: regulator on March 16, 2006, 08:37:19 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That felt wonderful....


Best line of the conversation..."What the h*ll kind of BS is this?.....is this the first time that you guys have changed a tire....the guy didn't know that you have to put the hub cap on before the lug nuts...
GM-" Sorry sir we were trying to accomodate you last night.."
Reg- You didn't accomodate ish..this is tires 101...now I have to have the whole job done over again or drive an hour down to La playta so you can do it!!!  Don't those options suck?"

K to Reg for delivering a proper verbal beat down, but more importantly......what did Reg get out of the S-Bum tire dealership for his pain and suffering??  Hopefully more than a sore thoat and a tender butt-hole!!

On a side note.....Does LD11 ever work??  That boy must have naked pictures of his boss with the Kinger or sumfin'.  He spent from Thanksgiving to New Years up here in Beantown and is golfing again today.  U89 is jelous as hell....also getting ready to crack NCAA March Madness '06 Miller Lite Number 1!!!!

Garnet

Quote from: EngiNegro on March 16, 2006, 10:07:37 AM
Re: Movie

'Waiting'.  Decent flick, but Gro was expecting so much more. Thought it would be on par with american pie or old school... ended up more like harold and kumar go to white castle.

EDIT

Since Gro got his discounted preview of the Starz network (which is months past and now Gro pays full price but it too lazy to drop it) he's seen harold & kumar (H&KGTWC) a gajillion times.  Best line...

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf***er down."

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/59726/battle_of_the_farts/

May be NSFW in some places


lewdogg11

U89, LD11 DOES in fact work.  But yes, he was golfing today.  LD11 works his butt off when there is nothing to do, so I can play when there is something to do.  My office is wherever i am at a given time.

Golfing was fantastic today, except my old man swings like he is a rusty gate thats been in Alaska for the last 50 years.  Then gets pissed when the ball only goes 45 yards.

The boys are swinging in tonight from Boston and we have a nice 10:10 tee time tomorrow morning, followed up by 2 million Car Bombs and 20 lbs of corned beef and cabbage.  It's going to be our most glorious day.

'gro

LD... you gonna show some love to the UNC-Wilmington bball squad? The sports bars should be packed tonight.

dewcrew88

Quote from: Garnet on March 16, 2006, 11:57:19 AM
Quote from: EngiNegro on March 16, 2006, 10:07:37 AM
Re: Movie

'Waiting'.  Decent flick, but Gro was expecting so much more. Thought it would be on par with american pie or old school... ended up more like harold and kumar go to white castle.

EDIT

Since Gro got his discounted preview of the Starz network (which is months past and now Gro pays full price but it too lazy to drop it) he's seen harold & kumar (H&KGTWC) a gajillion times.  Best line...

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf***er down."

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/59726/battle_of_the_farts/

May be NSFW in some places

That clip was so f'in funny.... +1 super secret K to Garnet.. to keep known K to the LLPP, Inc. specific level.

lewdogg11

Well, I picked them on one of my pools.  I gotta drive to Raleigh to pick those terds up at midnight tonight though, so I gotta behave.

'gro

it's on now... wichita st jumps out to an early lead... how can you pick against a team named the shockers? Oh, those poor female students at that school... what they must go though on the weekends.

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN, HEY-OHH!!... HEY-OHHH!!"

"I'm very aroused."