FB: Liberty League

[Jonny Utah]

Another funny Shockey article I saw a few days ago.  One of the funniest things Ive seen in a while.

http://www.sportscolumn.com/story/2004/8/24/17183/7869

[Jonny Utah]

HOLLADAWG LURKING ON D3FOOTBALL.COM AT THE MOMENT......POSITIVE ID STILL NOT KNOWN.......

[Touchdown Tommy]

Yea agreed JU, Holladawg has left us hanging twice now on his reasoning for the sabbatical.  Time to clear the air Dawg.

Re: Touchdown Tommy Fan Club

TDT has just been informed that ESPN the Worldwide Leader will be carrying his mug throughout the broadcast this Thursday and Friday afternoon at 1 EST during the Twins Spring Training games versus the Red Sox/Thurs and the Yanks/Friday.  TDT will be seated on the aisle with a few clients above the Twins on-deck circle across the aisle from the sleeveless shirt guy in the 5th row.  Only reason I know this will be a nat'l TV appearance is that PapaTDT has seen him on TV in the Twin Cities.  LLPP members can find the hottie Erin Andrews or Sam Ryan in the vicinity.

['gro]

And the nastiest twin is...
Gro was down in customer service chatting it up and snacking on some cookies brought in by one of the ladies when one unnamed lady came out of the bathroom and WHOOSH brought some of the foul air from said bathroom with her.

Gro smelled it, Gro figured everyone else could smell it, but NOBODY said anything. They must deal w/ that alot.

When Gro fires off his version of the patriot missle, he skips past his floor bathroom, which is about the size of a closet, and heads downstairs to the employee locker room -- a venue much better suited for the poopapalooza.

[union89]

I just noticed the smiley in my last post... i meant to say GAME 8... weird.

Johnny, at least I know you're a celtics fan... who haven't even had the opportunity to choke since they make the playoffs about once every 4 years since 1989.

The Knicks are just another team that fell victim to the bulls dynasty. There are a ton of great players from the 90's that didn't get a ring because of Jordan. Ewing, Barkley, Malone, Stockton, Peyton Manning, Chris Mullin, Ashy Larry, Larry Johnson, Harry Johnson, Manute Bol, God, Thomas Edison, and Muggsy Boges.

Gro, it wasn't even the knicks that I hated so much as the home announcer at the garden.

"At guard............from Illinois...........DEREK.....Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What? He was great... add him with Marv Albert and Clyde on the play by play and you had the best bball show in town...

And at center at 7 feet from Georgetown... #33 PAT-TRICK EW--WING!!

If U89 didn't hate pro basketball sooooo much he would attack Dr. 'Gro with a verbal barrage the likes of which the LLPP, Inc. has never seen.  The best announcer in any sport ever hast to be Johnny Most.....

When Union89 was a freshmen at Holy Name High in Worc., Patrick Ewing and Carl Hobbs' (head coach at GW), Cambridge-Ridge and Latin High team defeated the mighty Holy Name 'Napoleons' who had Dwayne McClain at the old Boston Garden......The 'D'-Train later got revenge when the Villanova Wildcats bitch-slapped Ewings Hoyas in the NCAA finals......not sure what my point is here??

[Touchdown Tommy]

Hey 89,

Can LLPP get the quarterly update on BIG?

[johnnyadmit]

And the nastiest twin is...
Gro was down in customer service chatting it up and snacking on some cookies brought in by one of the ladies when one unnamed lady came out of the bathroom and WHOOSH brought some of the foul air from said bathroom with her.

Gro smelled it, Gro figured everyone else could smell it, but NOBODY said anything. They must deal w/ that alot.

When Gro fires off his version of the patriot missle, he skips past his floor bathroom, which is about the size of a closet, and heads downstairs to the employee locker room -- a venue much better suited for the poopapalooza.

Admit takes the liberty of gracing the team locker room with his presence on these occasions-  beats polluting the coaches' room wherein he would have to spend time strategizing in his own stank.

[union89]

Hey 89,

Can LLPP get the quarterly update on BIG?

TDT ~
BIG is looooong gone....also, sad say U89 is in a serious dry spell which has not been seen since U89 was 16 years old.  U89 may have to resort to 'Hoggin' relatively soon in order to make sure everything is still in working order.

U89 is also waiting on LD11 to combat all of 'Gro's previous, "NY Knicks are the best team of all time statements".

['gro]

I could argue that the knicks were the best TEAM of the 90's... unlike Jordan, Pippen... and the cast of unlikely rejects called the Bulls (I'm talking to you B.J. Armstrong). But I'd be wrong w/ either angle. They were fun to watch.

Johnny most? is that the guy that sounds like an old vacuum cleaner? "havliceck stole the ball?".  player please... I'd take a YES! from marv albert complete with a biting attack in a pair of women's panties. Marv's the best announcer hands down.

[Knightstalker]

I could argue that the knicks were the best TEAM of the 90's... unlike Jordan, Pippen... and the cast of unlikely rejects called the Bulls (I'm talking to you B.J. Armstrong). But I'd be wrong w/ either angle. They were fun to watch.

Johnny most? is that the guy that sounds like an old vacuum cleaner? "havliceck stole the ball?".  player please... I'd take a YES! from marv albert complete with a biting attack in a pair of women's panties. Marv's the best announcer hands down.

YES!

[union89]

Adam Vinitieri to the damn Colts??  U89 was fine with losing both Givens and McGinest.....but Vinitieri had to have been pretty small money to compete with Indy....maybe a couple hundred $K???

[Knightstalker]

Probably looked at the chance to kick inside half the season and started to drool.

[Regulator]

RE: Service call #3
Will it ever end?

So yesterday after paying the well guy to tell me that "everything on my end is good...I had to call in teh water softener dood.  Now yesterday I asked the manager "Can the guy you send here sweat in a 3/4 main ball valve?....I dont want to have to pay a plumber another $100 to do a job your guy can do"...Yes, no problem" he retorts...

Today the softener guy shows up, I take him ouside to show him the valve that well guy bypassed (the area why my water pressure sucks)  Anyway....he turns the 3/4 inch ball valve and water starts coming out (it is not supposed to come out Gro)....anywhoo....he says to me "hey this valve is spraying like crazy...I said....yeah, Brian volunteered you to sweat in a new one" (his boss)....
Scratches his head....tells me that "I could do it if it were in the house"...WTF does that mean?  You don't want to get your blue dickies a little dirty or something?

Anyways...he doesn't even LOOK at the softener and tells me that he will talk to Brian and probably have a plumber come out before he gets into his portion (the water softener).

He ran away with his tail between his legs and didn't even mention money to me...all he said that he would have brian call me immediately.  5pm and still no call from brian. (go figure)

I could sweat the ball valve in myself if I had the tools.  I am half tempted to go buy a compression fit 3/4 inch and do it myself!

Can anyone stand in my place and speak monkey to these people....?

Tally is still at $65 bucks....

[union89]

Reg ~
You my friend have been having some trying service issues.  Did you do something evil to someone in the last month which has forced this negative karma??

Speaking of karma....+1K to you for dealing with inept vocational school drop-outs.

[Knightstalker]

Reg, go buy the crap and do it your self.  The next time you will have your torch already and will just say the hell with the retarded monkeys.