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'gro

Quote from: lewdogg11 on June 19, 2006, 04:50:55 PM
LLPP no longer is fun for LD11. Like HollaDawg, and Yoda, I will now go into hiding...

A 10 day hiatus is impressive... come back jack!! come back!!

icgrad87

Agree with everyone on this, friend has this and he doesn't even have voice mail with it and the phone reception SUCKS!  Mrs Grad & I have Verizon and are happy with it, plus Grad gets a 21%+ discount thru work... ;D  At one point Grad was looking into Nextel and found that most everything with it is extra(voicemail, 3 way calling etc)...

Grad still uses said phone....

It's a phone..thats all I need it for & I'm very happy with it

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Man I got smitted for my phone??!!   Is someone telling me I should upgrade already?

Kilted Rat

I know we all hate Howard Stern for switching to Sirius, but this is too hilarious not to post.


Potentially NSFW.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Knightstalker


"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

'gro

Re: Phones

IC, I almost smited you for the old phone, which by today's standards warrants Zack Morris status...

but Gro likes the new avatar.  +k.

diehardfan

Diehardfan recently got an email from one of DHF's poster friends, which is about the funniest thing DHF has ever read, because it makes fun of steriotypical women in all the right ways.

Since the board is moving so abnormally slowly... here guys, this one is for You.




"The Rules" from the Guy Side
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.  Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.[/size]
Wait, dunks are only worth two points?!?!!!? Why does anyone do them? - diehardfan
What are Parkers now supposed to chant after every NP vs WC game, "Let's go enjoy tobacco products off-campus? - Gregory Sager
We all read it, but we don't take anything you say seriously - Luke Kasten


RIP WheatonC

'gro

Good list DHF, +k. Are these rules available in pocket size or QB playlist wristband? That would help a lot of ladies out there.


Reg... I know you'll be out on the boat this weekend. Be safe bre.



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JT

JT's putting that up on the fridge

'gro

notice the name on the boat: "temporary insanity"

Is it 5pm yet??

4 day weekend (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
4 day weekend (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
4 day weekend (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
4 day weekend (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
4 day weekend (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

Touchdown Tommy

GRO: Have u purchased your fireworks for the show at Thug Mansion 2?
Chasing MILFs since '82...

'gro

TDT,  Gro-ing up in NY it was easier to get your hands on a prostitute than fireworks (actually my next door neighbor was from TN and used to light off a few M80's for the kids). So I've never really been into fireworks. BUT....

TM-II is strategicly located in a cul-de-sac (did I really write that? is there a more manly term?) so I might grab up some ammunition at one of the 100's of little tent shops that have poped up in the last week. or I could by a pack of sparklers and snakes.

bman

I think my wife may have been piloting that boat....I can see the comment now...

"Honey, I was fixing my hair, and that pole came out of nowhere..."

JT

Men purchase Women shop

JT is off today getting ready to go away for the 4th of July.  Lady has to work today.  JT has been looking for a wine refrigerator for a little while.  JT's house lacks a basement and cool storage, its a little hard to have more than a few bottles on hand.

JT found a nice model that can hold almost 4 cases of vino at half price plus a $40 coupon off at an upscale store in Dirty Jersey.  With delivery its under three bills.  JT performed a little online research, called the store and bought it.  JT still needed to take a look at it and read the manual.

Since gal is at work, JT can dress in his shopping attire... old t-shirt, old cap, unshaven with sandles.  JT then proceeded to check out the fridge, the dirtbag attire kept the salesmen away.

If gal had been around, JT would have had to yuppie it up and would have been hassled by the sales staff.

Ralph Turner

Quote from: enginegro on June 27, 2006, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: JT on June 27, 2006, 12:47:16 PM
Love the Maury. Anyway this woman has a fear of pickles. Which LLPP'er has the best joke? Vid is SFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

Amazing reporting. Compelling, and rich.   Is this stuff real?  Can someone really be that scared of pickles? Youtube is a great site. Glad work hasn't blocked it yet.

ESPN Page 2 article w/ youtube sports links

Thanks for the videos!  Three thoughts.

--Bo Jackson's catch when he runs up the outfield wall (in the All-Star Game ???) is still incredible.

--Michael Jackson's Thriller Album and Music Video has to be one of the most outstanding quantum leaps in the history of 20th Century artistic endeavors.  Oh how I wish his brain worked right in so many other ways! :-\

--It is almost like a Classic Greek Drama played out in Fall 2004.  Do the citizens of Massachusetts want the Red Sox to break "The Curse"?  Or, do they want Massachusetts Senator John Kerry elected President?


Marty McFly

wondering if people read the street and smith magazine and if they did whats up with hobart ranked ahead of union?